Reasons to be retired.......

[Trebor]

And they ask...Why I Like (or am going to like) Retirement


Q: How many days in a week?
A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.

Q: When is a retiree's bedtime?
A: Three hours mpter he falls asleep on the couch.
Q: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it might take all day.


Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
A: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Q: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
A: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Q: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
A: Tied shoes.

Q: Why do retirees count pennies?
A: They are the only ones who have the time.

Q: What is the common term for someone who continues to work and refuses to retire?
A: NUTS!

Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
A: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Q: What do retirees call a long lunch?
A: Normal.

Q: What is the best way to describe retirement?
A: The never ending Coffee Break.

Q: What's the biggest advaneforum.xxxe of going back to school as a retiree?
A: If you cut classes, no one can call your parents.

Q: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
A: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
Q: What do you do all week?
A: Monday to Reviewiday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.

 

[elizabethbyers377]

Maybe you should talk to my father...

Retired as a paramedic, but always volunteering as secourist in public event...

(Not being paid for what he use to be paid for...)

 

[RedSnook]

Is that retirement or heaven?!? I can't wait for retirement now!

 

[callum the 3rd]

When people are young, they look forward to their retirement. When they're actually there, they may be bored out of their mind doing the same old same old all day and 7 days a week. As for me, I need to have plans and hobbies planned out before my retirement. I gotta have reasons to wake up when the sun is out.