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George, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a pharmacy.
George suggests they go in.
He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
George: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
George: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
George: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
George: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
George: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
George: "! You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
George says to the pharmacist : "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a pharmacy.
George suggests they go in.
He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
George: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
George: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
George: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
George: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
George: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
George: "! You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
George says to the pharmacist : "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."