Recommendations??

[Bizzleburt77]

Looking to become a lifetime client of a rmt that is "semi" legit. I get massages about 1 per month. Don't want it to be a place that when you look at it outside or inside and you know what it is.....needs to have good deep tissue skills as I like it deep. More "legit" looking place the better and price not too important. Direct billing or receipts is fine. As for the "semi" part doesn't have to be after like 2 or 3 visits, I'm talking lifetime client so even after like 10-20 visits, as long as it will eventually get there. Any info is appreciated.

 

[Baller22]

Hey Bizzle,

You sound like me when I started out in this forum. How this thing works is that you can go find exactly what you are looking for then no matter how you enjoy this one provider you will wonder about another one, then get curious about a different one from another post. Before you know it you end up selling viagra on here or even turn into a Bob (aka knob) where you have a story that one ups everyone else.

JK alot of good well known people on here will probably help you out once you gain a bit of cred. Until then read a few articles and threads here and you are sure to find what you are seeking for. (My intention was not to offend any of the longstanding members here) just having a little fun. Busting you alls chops a little.

Baller

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[Bizzleburt77]

Hey Baller
Yeah I have been reading LOTS lol. I don't know if I can't read between the lines or just can't find what I am looking for lol. But yeah I know I need one credit but it's very hard to get some on here lol. Especially when I go to places where there maybe a daughter chance of getting someone vs where I know I will get something lol. I have to be careful of places I go as they cannot be sketchy ones if you know why......this is why I dont have to many reviews out there , 98% of the time places I try end up be 100% legit. Just looking for that little boost/hint in the right direction so I can be a lifetime client without sketchy lol....

 

[Thor1900]

A good place where I find it consistent is ge massage. I'm the same I go about once a month. I found this place and I have never looked back. Lara is a great person there

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[Spexx]

Hey Baller
Yeah I have been reading LOTS lol. I don't know if I can't read between the lines or just can't find what I am looking for lol. But yeah I know I need one credit but it's very hard to get some on here lol. Especially when I go to places where there maybe a daughter chance of getting someone vs where I know I will get something lol. I have to be careful of places I go as they cannot be sketchy ones if you know why......this is why I dont have to many reviews out there , 98% of the time places I try end up be 100% legit. Just looking for that little boost/hint in the right direction so I can be a lifetime client without sketchy lol....

I think your intent of loyalty is admirable but naive. Play the field and like all us hope to find that gem that will be your constant go to. Unfortunately no one can recommend this perfect entity you have built up in your head because she likely doesn’t exist and even if she did, mine would not look or act the same as yours.
You will never find what you are looking for until you know what you are not looking for.

 

[Spexx]

I need to add a few things. Let’s dismiss some fantasies.
1. Most providers don’t survive more than a year and those that do, not more than a few years. The semi legit massage Sextrade (yah, I said it) is not easy on the physical or emotional. Money is one thing but after a few months of rubbing down a constant stream of hairy, fat, old men with overly grabby hands and and an assumption their money gives them carte blanche to go as far as they want, eventually burns out even the best.
2. The parlour owners are ruthless and demanding. Providers who get stuck in those unhealthy environments find themselves providing beyond their comfort zone.
3. There are ladies who have found a way to persevere, learning through the rough experiences, and still many years later provide stellar service. I know a few but I’m not sure you are ready and I am not inclined to share directly. You haven’t read “Lots” because you can easily find at least 1 that somewhat fit your bill of materials in the last 6months of posts, yet you say nay.
4. Until you have experienced the “One Handers”, “Farters”, “Grandmas”, “Bait n Switch”, “Kelly”’s, and “Jackhammers” you can’t possibly understand what you are looking for or what is available.

Read the reviews on one of the many well reviewed ladies here-in, go see her, then go see her again, and maybe again. Each experience can be different getting better with time or may just confirm she is not for you. But you can’t determine this with one visit alone in most cases. If she didn’t fit your mold, try another, and another. Eventually you’ll find that some of your wants are unattainable and quite frankly unreasonable. When you find someone you enjoy, cherish that, support her well, and wish her well when she leaves.
Because this is inevitable.

 

[Rubmegood]

When you find someone you enjoy, cherish that, support her well, and wish her well when she leaves.
Because this is inevitable.

All very good points, Spexx! You really summarized this whole massage journey. As Don Quixote put it: "To each his own Dulcinea!" (A scullery maid and tavern waitress who everyone despised but he saw her as a princess!)

 

[Deleted member 72001]

………….rubbing down a constant stream of hairy, fat, old men with overly grabby hands…….

Thought I had hid my identity fairly well.
Touché inspector, touché

 

[Qster]

Biz, my recommendation for you is to do the following:

1. Since you need a receipt, your insurance provider (like mine) should provide a list of approved direct billing establishments. Look at the names reviewed on the forums here and match it to your insurance provider's list. On mine, when I last looked into the southside clusters, I found that GE is not on the list but some of its neighbours (all reviewed here) were. Your insurance provider's list will likely differ from mine. It only takes a minute or two to scan through the list and look up familiar names. Chances are that they are legitimate businesses (and look the part) if they are pre-approved by your insurance provider.

My accountant asked me once, how come you use so many different places for massages and physios? "Oh, these were all preapproved by my insurance and I just go to whoever can fit me in"; a very easy answer for whoever may be nosy. You may need a different reason, i.e. it is close to work, it is close to home, my friends work there; which part of the city do you want?

Do you like a place with bright pink signs facing a business street? Do you like a place on the second floor of a discreet building? Use Google Map to figure out if you like the outside. Using a few south side places as contrasts,
-Rosewater & Meridian both have bright signs and face a busy street,
-GE ground level in a busy complex with many other businesses, parking lot and neighbouring cafe can be very full and busy,
-Blue Sky is just up the road on the second floor of a plain white non-describ larger commercial complex,
-Strathcona is a couple blocks away in a strip mall facing a deserted industrial street,
-HK operates out of a private house near southgate.

As I am single, I personally could care less who sees me walking in and out of different establishments, if you care, you may want a more discreet location like Strathcona's or HK's. Labella is out east is also located in a more or less deserted industrial part of town. The opposite would be a busy place like westend's Ting Ting or Xiao Ping, they are so busy that you are almost guaranteed to run into other customers inside; don't worry, we are all there for a great massage; LOL, even I am uncomfortable walking pass the busy Earl's patio for a massage.

2. If the place is reviewed here, chances are that certain individuals (may be not all) there may provide hand releases or may be a little more. The perfect individual for me will differ from the perfect individual for you. I like to pick on MassageRook, the perfect girl for me will likely be way too skinny for him, we are all different; try a few and narrow it down. I can just imagine what MassageRook thinks of my all-time-great goddess Vivian, "too skinny", sigh... Vivian, please come back.

If you find an establishment on your insurance provider's list and need a masseuse's name or two to get started, I am sure many here would answer a DM or two with names to get you started. Some basic questions will need to be answered, do you like them thick or skinny, do you like your massage hard or sensual, do you like asians or not, do you like them young or older, do you like big boobs. Can't even start to answer questions without know a little bit of what you want. If you know what you are looking for, DM me and I may be able to get you started; I am not an expert on all of the different establishments, just the few I frequent.

A sure fire way to get yourself blocked is by asking "how much will it cost to f*** her"; don't ask prices and don't expect "f***ing" at a semi legit place. I am not saying things beyond a HJ do not exist in a semi-legit but it is rare and it will take time, sometimes A LOT of time/$$$, to develop that relationship. Just go with the right expectation and you will enjoy yourself. If you want more than just a HJ on a first visit, I would recommend looking into a AMP or a micro and an incall.

 

[Deleted member 72001]

Biz, my recommendation for you is to do the following:

1. Since you need a receipt, your insurance provider (like mine) should provide a list of approved direct billing establishments. Look at the names reviewed on the forums here and match it to your insurance provider's list. On mine, when I last looked into the southside clusters, I found that GE is not on the list but some of its neighbours (all reviewed here) were. Your insurance provider's list will likely differ from mine. It only takes a minute or two to scan through the list and look up familiar names. Chances are that they are legitimate businesses (and look the part) if they are pre-approved by your insurance provider.

My accountant asked me once, how come you use so many different places for massages and physios? "Oh, these were all preapproved by my insurance and I just go to whoever can fit me in"; a very easy answer for whoever may be nosy. You may need a different reason, i.e. it is close to work, it is close to home, my friends work there; which part of the city do you want?

Do you like a place with bright pink signs facing a business street? Do you like a place on the second floor of a discreet building? Use Google Map to figure out if you like the outside. Using a few south side places as contrasts,
-Rosewater & Meridian both have bright signs and face a busy street,
-GE ground level in a busy complex with many other businesses, parking lot and neighbouring cafe can be very full and busy,
-Blue Sky is just up the road on the second floor of a plain white non-describ larger commercial complex,
-Strathcona is a couple blocks away in a strip mall facing a deserted industrial street,
-HK operates out of a private house near southgate.

As I am single, I personally could care less who sees me walking in and out of different establishments, if you care, you may want a more discreet location like Strathcona's or HK's. Labella is out east is also located in a more or less deserted industrial part of town. The opposite would be a busy place like westend's Ting Ting or Xiao Ping, they are so busy that you are almost guaranteed to run into other customers inside; don't worry, we are all there for a great massage; LOL, even I am uncomfortable walking pass the busy Earl's patio for a massage.

2. If the place is reviewed here, chances are that certain individuals (may be not all) there may provide hand releases or may be a little more. The perfect individual for me will differ from the perfect individual for you. I like to pick on MassageRook, the perfect girl for me will likely be way too skinny for him, we are all different; try a few and narrow it down. I can just imagine what MassageRook thinks of my all-time-great goddess Vivian, "too skinny", sigh... Vivian, please come back.

If you find an establishment on your insurance provider's list and need a masseuse's name or two to get started, I am sure many here would answer a DM or two with names to get you started. Some basic questions will need to be answered, do you like them thick or skinny, do you like your massage hard or sensual, do you like asians or not, do you like them young or older, do you like big boobs. Can't even start to answer questions without know a little bit of what you want. If you know what you are looking for, DM me and I may be able to get you started; I am not an expert on all of the different establishments, just the few I frequent.

A sure fire way to get yourself blocked is by asking "how much will it cost to f*** her"; don't ask prices and don't expect "f***ing" at a semi legit place. I am not saying things beyond a HJ do not exist in a semi-legit but it is rare and it will take time, sometimes A LOT of time/$$$, to develop that relationship. Just go with the right expectation and you will enjoy yourself. If you want more than just a HJ on a first visit, I would recommend looking into a AMP or a micro and an incall.

Everything he said!
(Even the knucks to the ribs )

Being on the “not single” side of the fence, I also try to play it deeper on the “legit” side, and cross referencing your insurance provider and massage provider is paramount. I always take a receipt and submit on my own. (Sometimes against direct massage coverage, and sometimes through the health spending account) I think in my brain, the separation between direct billing, and me submitting my own receipts. makes it less sketch.
…………but I am definitely not normal. Right Q???

 

[Albertaman]

Everything he said!
(Even the knucks to the ribs )

Being on the “not single” side of the fence, I also try to play it deeper on the “legit” side, and cross referencing your insurance provider and massage provider is paramount. I always take a receipt and submit on my own. (Sometimes against direct massage coverage, and sometimes through the health spending account) I think in my brain, the separation between direct billing, and me submitting my own receipts. makes it less sketch.
…………but I am definitely not normal. Right Q???

Submitting one's own receipt online is the sure way of knowing in advance if the therapist is pre-approved or not. As soon as one enters the therapist's last name, first name, phone number, most insurance companies' claims systems will pop up the therapist's information. Click it as your pick. If nothing comes up, you can still create a new entry, but now one faces uncertainty. Why bother? Personally, if there is any doubt, I don't use that therapists' receipts. Imho, for insurance claims it's best to stick to one, two or three therapists in any given year. It looks odd if you went for initial treatments to ten therapists over a couple of months and never repeated


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[Qster]

Everything he said!
(Even the knucks to the ribs )

Being on the “not single” side of the fence, I also try to play it deeper on the “legit” side, and cross referencing your insurance provider and massage provider is paramount. I always take a receipt and submit on my own. (Sometimes against direct massage coverage, and sometimes through the health spending account) I think in my brain, the separation between direct billing, and me submitting my own receipts. makes it less sketch.
…………but I am definitely not normal. Right Q???

I think you are way more normal than me. I am the one who is still hung up on Miss V, some skinny asian milf just because she can deliver deep massage plus sensual releases at the same time. I do believe that most men prefer their women bustier and more substantial. I am also not normal in the sense that I never submit a receipt from a semi-legit place; I only use 100% legit places with direct billings.

 

[NovaScotch]

Looking to become a lifetime client of a rmt that is "semi" legit. I get massages about 1 per month. Don't want it to be a place that when you look at it outside or inside and you know what it is.....needs to have good deep tissue skills as I like it deep. More "legit" looking place the better and price not too important. Direct billing or receipts is fine. As for the "semi" part doesn't have to be after like 2 or 3 visits, I'm talking lifetime client so even after like 10-20 visits, as long as it will eventually get there. Any info is appreciated.

Yo Bb77.
Read the MP forum, the info here is great (search tool is useful).
It's paid off and the OGs are extremely helpful.
Make a list of the semi legit places / providers that you might think fit your preference.
Then it's trial by fire (young blood's version).
Good luck.

 

[Lazyboi]

It's almost impossible to find the balance you're seeking. I sense you want to offset some of the cost of this experience through your benefit plan. My advise is; stick to your 100% legit massage where you like, and just follow up with a 15 or 30 min appointment with an FS provider of choice. They will readily give you a HJ, BJ, Russian or FS that will leave you very happy . That being said, Kate Calgary on CAF will be a great option for what you want but she's only in Edmonton like once in 3 months.

 

[Quickrelease]

I need to add a few things. Let’s dismiss some fantasies.
1. Most providers don’t survive more than a year and those that do, not more than a few years. The semi legit massage Sextrade (yah, I said it) is not easy on the physical or emotional. Money is one thing but after a few months of rubbing down a constant stream of hairy, fat, old men with overly grabby hands and and an assumption their money gives them carte blanche to go as far as they want, eventually burns out even the best.
2. The parlour owners are ruthless and demanding. Providers who get stuck in those unhealthy environments find themselves providing beyond their comfort zone.
3. There are ladies who have found a way to persevere, learning through the rough experiences, and still many years later provide stellar service. I know a few but I’m not sure you are ready and I am not inclined to share directly. You haven’t read “Lots” because you can easily find at least 1 that somewhat fit your bill of materials in the last 6months of posts, yet you say nay.
4. Until you have experienced the “One Handers”, “Farters”, “Grandmas”, “Bait n Switch”, “Kelly”’s, and “Jackhammers” you can’t possibly understand what you are looking for or what is available.

Read the reviews on one of the many well reviewed ladies here-in, go see her, then go see her again, and maybe again. Each experience can be different getting better with time or may just confirm she is not for you. But you can’t determine this with one visit alone in most cases. If she didn’t fit your mold, try another, and another. Eventually you’ll find that some of your wants are unattainable and quite frankly unreasonable. When you find someone you enjoy, cherish that, support her well, and wish her well when she leaves.
Because this is inevitable.

What a great read. Loved it.