Recycle......(U/A)

[Toomcrado]

An Irishman is having his breakfast (tea,sausages, bread, butter,jam,etc) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Irish ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Irish folk eat the whole bread??" Irish (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into Cookies and sell them to Ireland."The American has a smirk on his face. The Irish listens in silence. The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??" Irish: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Ireland." The Irish then asks: "Do you have sex in the States?" American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Irish: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course." Irish: "We don't. In Ireland, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States."

:devil::devil::devil: xXx :devil::devil::devil:

 

[Paddy Max]

:rofl: :rofl:

Superb !!

 

[ofmsyeuo]

I would love to see that Amrikan's face. Excellent! :

 

[Alelmigmalelf]

After all, the the guy is 4m Dubya Land

Wht more can we expect?

 

[Dianna]

Tit for tat!!!!