Red Chamber Review

[Simply Telisha]

Well guys after much Talk of the "Red Chamber" and after much of my missing Lotus.. I decided to TOFTT and go into Red CHamber and get the full meal deal..

First off, I was sitting in the parking lot just off E.Whalley Ring Road, talking some business on the cell phone, and I sat there for about 5 min. - 3 people entered and 2 people left in that 5 min.. This place is crazy busy! Oh well... I guess I will be number 4. Go in, Place is very clean and new. Typical AMP, Not allowed to see line up, but oh well this is a mission and I must go on! Room Rate was on special 45min for 2 green, normally 1 red. Rooms are nice, clean and big, Big Table (which works cause I am a big guy) Downfall... face whole is small... which hurts the forehead.. anyways, Girl walks in, chinese, maybe mid 20's probably 34B, 110 lbs, nice little package, Teeth not so good, but just being picky! begin massage, very good, nice and hard... Above average for a MP, average for a AMP. continues massage for about 35 min, flips me over, give short massage on front side, asks if I want any specials. I ask prcing and what is available, She stats that she does CBJ, or HJ, or FS (Full service includes short HJ to Start, CBJ and Sex) She says Full service is usually 200, but IF I tell her how much I want to pay she can figure out how much Service I can get. I say all I got is 1 Brown and 2 Green - She says that will only get me naked CBJ, I say no thanks, and she says for 1 green more she will give me the full meal deal... I'm IN! She starts with the HJ and tells me that this is her first day, and how nice the boss is, she used to work at a doctor's office near UBC as a recepsionist, and her friend started working at this place, so she came to work here because almost all the guys are nice (cept some of the eastern Indians - her words not mine) so She really likes it. plus money is good and place is super clean. I don;t believe that this is her first go around at a MP... She is skilled and savvy for a rookie. Anyways begins CBJ, which is ok, doesn't allow too much digits..wqhich sucks cause I wanted to put Mr. Thumby up the cooch and get him to play with the starfish! I ask about DATY, she says she normally is ok with it, but she just ended her period, and says that i might not enjoy it, as it is still a little funky.. ok I'll pass, but it is definatly on the menu for next time, onto cowgirl, she is very tight and I am into it.. knock on door time is up... she says keep going your going to make me come... She comes.. real or not who knows.. but makes me go over the edge and I fill her up big time... ahhh bent up canuck frustration released! No DFK yet but expect it may be later.. Says her name is EVA, and please ask for her next time, because I am nice guy and she treats nice guys extra special next time.. Alrightly then.. Overall I would say it wasn't anything spectacular.. good bang, so-so girls, Downfall is the high traffic in and out... ran into 1 guy coming in and another at the same time I was leaving, as well as lack of Digits and DFK and ability to see the line up. (Why are most AMP's like this??) I am use to the fun and great massage from Lotus, and this definatly doesn't replace it. I would probably repeat for a good massage, and FS. I am surprised with the amount of dudes comin and going that there aren';t any more reviews! - Location is on E.Whalley Ring Road (altough the address in K. George Hwy) & 102. Lots of Parking and access from Both RIng Rd. and K. George Good Location and very clean place gets a big Mr. thumby!

 

[Fenny]

Thanks for going there, and taking one for the team.

I usually don't progress if they don't let me see the girls. It usually means the girls aren't that special.

I was also a regular at Lotus..miss the place. Comfy rooms, relaxed atmostphere..for sure right up there with BEX.

 

[SueyN]

If Eva said she "normally" allow DATY than it just contradicted her "first day here" comment.

I guess most SP like to lies like this to make us think we are "lucky" that day and therefore make us feel happy. I guess there is no harm with lie on good purposes.

I remember one SP told me that this was her first week in business where the keeper told me a few minutes ago that she started working a months ago. I just find it quite funny.

 

[Xzara]

I was talking to a girl about her first time and it sounded like a traumatic experience... to be honest, when I go into a MP, I expect service - not a rookie trying to learn the ropes. Mind you, I wouldn't want to be the SP's 10th client of the day, either...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Since her english is not that good... in retrospect, she may have meant I am her first THAT day... not it is her first day... Oh well either way.. she was definatly no rook! have fun... Lets get some more reviews!!!

 

[bria]

I called them up yesterday and no oe answered the phone. Anyone knows when they are open?

 

[Mama of Zee]

I called them yesterday, they are open daily till 12am

But then last night..I went to TOFTT..and they were closed at 11:30..so who knows..business must have slowed down

 

[a.s.a.p.]

Brutal, I really want to get some more reviews from different girls there... It is nice, new and clean plus close to home... I need a replacement for the great surrey Lotus!