Reindeer are all IDIOTS!

[Disasturr. <3]

It's almost Christmas and I haven't finished packing my sleigh yet. I only have 3 days left. OMG what am I going to do? If you all knew how much suffering this is causing me.

It's all Rudolph's fault, you know the one, the idiot with the frieken red nose!! Red nosed mofo has been spending his time with some young bushy white tailed little primp and proper bitch of a deer that can't ever fly, NO SHE CAN'T! She is too bottom heavy, flying ain't happening!! EVER!!!

I know what I'm going to do, I am going to cut him loose this year. Yeah that's it, let that red nosed son of a doe think about it for a bit! Prancer will be my main buck this year!

Y'all have a white Merry Christmas ya hear!

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*Warning*

The characters in this thread are fictional and in no way are meant to depict anyone or cause any grief, IT's holiday season fun!arty:

 

[ShAdOwGiRl:[]

Fullthrottle you deserve a good :slap: followed by a sound :whip:


*click on the emoticons*

 

[Smelly Cat]

I believe I just experienced a deja vu.

 

[Live free or Die]

Was that Michael Bolton singing?

 

[Steel city]

With bad hair, of course.

 

[Wyett]

Santa Clause is coming to town YEAH, Santa Clause is coming to town YEAH,

wooohooo I want one of these under my tree Santa, I've been a good little fucker all year!!!