Relaxed and Happy

[JR16]

Anyone been to see her yet? May PM details if do not want to share here. I am thinking of TOFTT in the near future, will report back if so. She's older but sometimes the aunties know how to deliver the goods too.

https://edmonton.craigslist.ca/ths/d/want-to-help-you-feel/6226149432.html

 

[Rubmegood]

Not that I'm in the "hunting" game but her picture is a total turn-off for me!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

For a moment there, I thought she might be my aunt....looked awwfully familiar.

 

[Old Fart]

Maestro books using Massage Planet Handle.
Books with lady using her working name.
Maestro shows up for appointment.
Receptionist takes Maestro to room and tells him to undress and wait.
Lady walks into room is sexy, revealing lingerie.
Suddenly...There was an awkward silence in the room.

We bring you back to our story after this word from our sponsors.

 

[Spexx]

Maestro books using Massage Planet Handle.
Books with lady using her working name.
Maestro shows up for appointment.
Receptionist takes Maestro to room and tells him to undress and wait.
Lady walks into room is sexy, revealing lingerie.
Suddenly...There was an awkward silence in the room.

We bring you back to our story after this word from our sponsors.

Fuck! I hate comercials!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

This story brought to you

In part by: "Midas Brakes. You may not be able to put the brakes on an embarrassing situation, but you should always be able to put the brakes on your ride"

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

And now back to our story: "W.T.F!!! You told mom that you were a Lube technician now?" Maestro asks. "WELL..." Replies his aunt: "I kind of told the truth. Now that your here anyways, would you like a....." Shock on Maestro's face.

fade to black....

 

[Old Fart]

And now we take you to another commercial as you are left to wonder, What now?

This story is brought to you in part by the makers of KY Jelly. If you ever find your self in a slippery situation and don't want to be, try Midas but if you find yourself in a STICKY situation and WANT to be in a slippery situation, we're here for you. Pick up a tube at your friendly druggist's. Now available in gallons and barrel sizes.

And now, we take you back to our story. Does Auntie Maestro do a lube job and oil change for little Maestro? Let's find out what happens next.

Fade in...

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

"BUT AUNTY!!!! What would mom say?" Maestro asks. "We don't have to tell her." She explains. "COME ON, little buddy. It's been a slow week and I really need the money. Besides; I heard Bob the Knob got you that new sales job and now....your really rolling in the dough." Maestro pauses and...
BREAK FOR COMMERCIAL.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Island Backround, Reggae Music playing over the lush tropical scenery: Announcer (with Jamaican accent) "Hey Mon!! Hows ta little mon doin' Tis he hangin low or standin tall. Cha wanna know wat duz it fa me....It's Chaquita Bananas. Not only de gret source of potassiam, but also had sometin betta tan "viagra"... its vitamin b6. Keeps ya young, keeps the little guy goin strong!!!"

 

[Old Fart]

Hey, don't wait for me. I'm outta ideas and besides...It's YOUR aunt lol.

 

[Rubmegood]

Ok, guys. Very funny. Let's hope she isn't following this 'cuz it's not very nice.

 

[Old Fart]

We're not making fun of her, just the fact that it would be awkward if one of us walked in and was greeted by our Aunt.
Well, not in my case cuz my youngest aunt is over 80.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Ok....were back. I suggest a four hand. She goes to talk to her co-worker to ask about the idea. I throw on my underwear and pants, grab my shirt and race out the back door. On the Massage bed is a note that reads "Hell No!!! But here is a $100 dollars to help you out!!" Fade to back...for good.

 

[Albertaman]

We're not making fun of her...., Well, not in my case cuz my youngest aunt is over 80.

Let's not become entrenched in ageism but instead become the champions of the new era as baby boomers hit their finer years. Imagine celebrating our 100th birthday as the sexy young lass in her 80's spends a couple of sweaty hours coaxing a celebratory orgasm out of us. The clock is ticking


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[Bob the Knob]

Thanks for that Albertaman. I may try to coax my young caregiver into a soapy massage at 80.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Let's not become entrenched in ageism but instead become the champions of the new era as baby boomers hit their finer years. Imagine celebrating our 100th birthday as the sexy young lass in her 80's spends a couple of sweaty hours coaxing a celebratory orgasm out of us. The clock is ticking


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Once again....this wasn't about age. This was a fictional imagining of awkwardness we would experience if a lady did turn out to be our aunt.

Olivia at Sole Spa is likely old enough to be my aunt and I would recommend her to everyone...I just find it highly unlikely she will offer the happiness that Melissa has been reported to offer.