Remember girls........

[Venus T]

I WILL SURVIVE!

> At first I was afraid,
> I was petrified,
> When you said you had 10 inches
> Lord, I almost died.
> But I'd spent so many nights
> just waiting for a man that long,
> That I grew strong,
> And I knew that I could take you on. . .

> But there you are,
> Another lie!>
> I was ready for a Big Mac
> and you've brought me a French fry.
>> I should have known it was so small,
> Just a sad pathetic dream,
> Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.
> Go on now go,
> Walk out the door,
> Don't you promise me 10 inches
> then turn up with only 4,
> Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out, Don't you
> know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
> I will survive,
> I will survi-ive,
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life's gonna thrive,
> I will always have good sex
> with a handful of latex.
> I will survive,
> I will survive. . hey, hey!
> It took all my self control
> not to laugh out loud,
> When I saw your little wiener
> standing small and proud.
> But too bad about your ego
> and to Hell with all your needs!
> Now I'm saving all my lovin'
> for a cordless multispeed
> Go on now go,
> Just make a dash,
>
> Last time I saw a **** that small I was treating diaper rash!
>
> I should have asked for confirmation,
> Should have asked for pictures, please!
> Then I wouldn't have you waving that>
> wee winkie thing at me.
> Go on now go,
> Just hit the track,
> Don't you bring me home no little worm,
> I'll always throw them back.
> The only thing that I could do with a **** as small as yours,
> Is to stick it with a tooth pick And then call it an hors d'oeuvre!
> I will survive,
> I will survi-ive,
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life's gonna thrive,
> I will always have good sex
> with a handful of latex.
> I will survive,
> I will survive. . .hey, hey!
> Go on now go,
> Get out of my sight,
> I'm going back to my appliance,
> Cuz I know it's length is right,
> And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin' at my door,
> You'll be counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.
> Go on now Go![/align]