Require Vietnamese Assistance...

[GirlieGirl]

I'm looking at returning to an MP in Kitchener I visited recently because of a pretty hot vietnamese girl who was working there...

however, problem was that she spoke NO english, so asking for any sort of extras was met with polite giggling and that's all...

So I'm wondering if any fellow massageplanet.netites might be able to provide me with a few useful terms in Vitenamese that I could use to try and communicate my intentions to her.



On that same note, it raises an interesting question, how does the rest of you communicate with an MPA who speaks little/no English?

 

[Mr Beaker]

With gestures

 

[spaztastic]

Ah, the languages of love and lust!!!!!

Or, as the Telephone company used to say, "Let your fingers do the walking....."

shakenbake

 

[nancy]

Heh No Dung Ho ................... no anal
Chop Flop ............................. limp penis
Hokey Pie Guy ..................... DATY ok
Kum Tu Ba Loon ................. Safe sex only CBJ or CFS
Dey No Kum ................... "off" day
Jo Blo Guy ............... Good news if MP named Jo
Hanoi Blo ............... HJ or BJ
Ho Skrew Mein ................. just say YES