Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom - Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library - Duke University, Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza - Washington, DC
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81 - West Virginia
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou - Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her ****.
Men's Room - Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea - Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus - Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom - The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books - New York, New York.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom - House of Representatives, Washington, DC
Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals - Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom - Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom - Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom, ****'s Last Resort, Dallas, TX