Retailer's Dilemma

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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
kept the same tag-line . . .
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> >>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
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> >>Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
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> >>Nike Condoms - Just do it.
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> >>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
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> >>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
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> >>KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
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> >>Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
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> >>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
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> >>Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
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> >>Coca! Cola condoms - The real thing.
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> >>Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
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> >>Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop..
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> >>Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
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> >>Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
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> >>FCUK condoms - no comment required.
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> >>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
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> >>Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
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> >>Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
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> >>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
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> >>Renault condoms - size really does matter!
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> >>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
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> >>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in
30minutes.
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> >>Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! !
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> >>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot
reach.
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> >>Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
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> >>AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
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> >>Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.
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> >>Polo condoms - the condom with the hole.