Rev: Nelly

[ThaRatChick]

Opted for service/$ over looks, based on a few reviews here. Showed up, ground floor of a nice house, complete with real massage table, as well as some other beauty parlour furniture I didn't recognize. Had some soothing, tranquil yoga type ambient CD playing (trickling water, birds, etc), and there was a base heater that kept the place warm. I'd guess she's in her 40s. Paid the 1 brown for 45min and got the massage. Asked if I needed to shower first, but I had just taken one before I came. Like some other reviews warned, she's got strong fingers and hands! She's well versed in acupuncture points, so she presses them for you -- and it HURTS!! Half the time it felt good to get some of those knots out, but the other half of the time it hurt like a bitch. Had to ask her to go lighter. Face down, she worked the back and legs, then came back up and lubed up for a vigorous HJ. Pulled johnny boy way down and back, and somehow that did it, round 1. Finished the upper back massage , then flipped. Bit of a massage there, then she tried to get round 2 outta me. I asked and she said I could touch her legs and bum. When I wandered to the front, she clenched her legs together to prevent access. But man, the way she was manipulating the boys, pushing them in, I guess I should try out for the church choir. Then she was pressing some pressure point underneath the boys against the bone, and tried desperately for round 2, but damn, wherever she was pressing, it just hurt too much. I was thinking more of the pain than blowing my load, wondering when she'll give up so I can relax. Eventually I just told her I was too sensitive and she finished up the massage. Niiice hot towel rubdown afterwards (she had a real towel warmer thing). One towel to wipe down the front, another for the back. Then a shower was offered, which I accepted (how do you guys get the oily-ness of the massage oil off??). Outta there in 50mins.

L/A/S - 5/7/6.

Repeat? Probably not, it's not the kind of massage I prefer. Maybe she knows a bit too much about theory, and not enough about pleasing? But if you like a real massage to work out the knots and kinks in you, then she may be what you're looking for.

604-329-8218

 

[dickydaddydynamite]

I've seen Nelly several times and I've found, if you ask, she'll do a lighter massage. She'll also take directions regarding the stroking of the Johnson.

 

[michael c]

P.S. If anyone is looking for previous reviews of Nelly, you can find them by doing a search for "Nellie."