Rev of L'merage MP on Kingsway

[Dr. Strongrod]

My first experience with a SP was last Saturday at L'merge. I reviewed their webpage and phoned to see if any of their girls were working. Was told that none of them worked there but there were plenty of others available. I went there early in the afternoon, because I thought that the girls may be "fresher". I inquired as to how many girls were there and the one at the counter said "four". I was shown pictures of their different rooms and their rates. As this was my first time in a MP I chose the middle option ($85.00 for 1 hour). I was taken to a very nice room (just like in their webpage pictures). It had a nice bed and a nice shower, TV, candles, bathrobe, the whole nine yards. Then the introduction to the girls. One was named Lexy who looked like she just got up, hair still not combed. The other was the one I talked to at the reception desk. Her name was Alexis. Both of these ladies were 35 to 40ish. That was the choices, ONLY TWO GIRLS, when she had said that there were four girls there. Anyways, I chose Alexis because I was talking to her at the beginning and she seemed to be nice and not too pushy. She came into the room and lit all the candles in the room, put on a Porno movie, and offered me a drink. She left for a few minutes and came back dressed in a nice bra and panties and a short teddy. Not a bad body for an older lady, tits were a little too small for my liking, but OK., tummy had a few rolls, but she is 40ish, so can't complain too much. She had me undress and complemented me on my fit body. She presumed I was there for more than just a massage and said that it would be 2 browns for FS but would really like a tip of $25 to $50 because money was tight. I really didn't know what the going rate was as this was the first time for me at a MP, so I paid her 2 browns and a red, thinking "maybe if I tipped her good, she would give me something extra special". I laid down on the bed nude facing down while she gave me a deep muscle massage. Her massage was actually quite good and thorough. she applied lots of body lotion to my back and legs. I then was aked to turn over and she proceed to massage my arms and fingers. As she was massaging my fingers , I was slowly getting an erection as my willy was fully exposed to her and her body. She commented that I was quite endowed. At this point she had not even touched my penis yet, but continued on with her massaging for a little while. Total massage time was about 30 minutes and I was feeling so relaxed that my erection had subsided. She then proceeded to but on a hat on my now flaccid penis using her mouth and fingers. I was thinking to myself how is she going to accomplish this? Why doesn't she try to at least get me semi-rigid first? Anyways, she gets the hat on,and attempts to give me a CBJ. It was OK, not what I would write a Great review on, but enough to get me hard. She then poured a lot of lube on my cock and mounted me CBY. This went on for a few minutes, she changed positions and did a reverse CBY. She was moaning while she was humping me but I could tell that it wasn't too real. She did complain a couple of times that I was hurting her from being in too deep so I let her control the pace. Then all of a sudden I think she must of thought of the clock because she wanted to get my rocks off as soon as possible, so she told me to do her doggy style. Well, I was pounding her for all it was worth, but somehow I could not cum. Maybe it was the condom, or maybe it was just too much lube, or I didn't click with this woman like I thought I would, but I could not cum. I told her what I really wanted was for her to CBJ as I do not really get BJ at home. She put on a bannana flavoured condom and gave me a CBJ. Her technique wasn't very good and she was pumping my rod with both hands. So I told her to lick the crown and under the head for more sensitivity, and I told her to play with my balls. She did paly with my balls, but only after wrapping them with a tissue. ( I think she was too clinical in her approach, not wanting to touch me without a condom on, tissue paper, etc.) . I tried to think of all my nasty GF experiences and finally came. She proceeded to tie the condom up in a knot to dispose of the contents (just like it was in a lab or something). I suppose she was just practising safe sex, but it sure was not a turn on for me, TOO CLINICAL. A few minutes later , we got the knock on the door, I looked at my watch and said that it was only about 45 minutes into the session, and she said that it was for me to have time to shower up. I told her I was going staright back to my hotel for a shower and just asked for a damp towel to clean up with. She proceeded to take her shower and then escorted me out.
On the way out, I was introduced to another girl who just arrived, I think her name was Sumner??, blond , maybe 25-30. Lexi was just starting to curl her hair in the other room. I also had a chance to look at all the other fantasy rooms and they were nice, just like in their webpage. They said I could leave via a back door, so I did.
So, how would I rate this experience? Well, first I was dissapointed that none of the good looking girls on their webpage actually works there. Settled for Alexis, because willy said so. Looks:6, Attitude:7, Service:7, Performance:5, Massage:8 (I added in the last two categories because this is a MP for God's sake). From reading more on this eforum.xxx, I realize that I probably paid way too much for what I received, but hey, it was my first time, OK? Would I go back? Maybe, if they had younger and prettier girls. The place was very clean and nicely decorated though, plus marks for that.

Hope I wasn't too wordy for my first post but I had to tell somebody about my FIRST ENCOUNTER.