Rev: Stacey (simone?) at Blue LAGOON

[ralphus]

On Wednesday I was out at Cannonball on Dixie. Saw some ads for Blue Lagoon with $10 discount so decided to check it out.

Blue Lagoon is right at Dixie/Matheson...very high-class place with a lounge + sattelite tv. I walked in and there were about 5 ladies there. Prices are $90 for NR, $140 for massage/hot tub and $140 for 2 ladies.

Now here's where it gets tricky. One girl, slim blonde, gorgeous, stood out and I believe her name was Stacey. this girl turned out to be anything but favourable. Anyways, She was the hottest looking so it will be probably pretty good, right? Wrong...(I wish I looked at this board first).

I opted for the massage/Hot tub. The room was very nice with tub, massage table and shower all in the same room. Took a shower then got into the tub and she came in. She was a COMPLETE snob, all clamped up in the tub, and told me if I wanted her to relax, its going to cost me $200 - $300. I find out that she just started a few weeks ago and is actually a dancer up at Airport Strip Club and Million dollar. The massage was less-than-average and rushed...she tried to have me out quickly. Then she offered a BS for $60 as a last ditch attempt to get some $...by then I was like NO THANKS. She kept complaining about her makeup...Zero teasing...Zero touching.

Theres nothing worse than a Clamped-Up snob with a
give-me-$200-if-you-want-me-to-give-a-sh*t-attitude.
Its not like I'm asking for FS...but if you're there just for me money, you won't be getting repeat clientelle..


Looks 8/10
Attitude 3/10
Service 5/10
No repeat.

Bottom line: avoid the slim girl with alot of makeup...white boots...


BTW, my thanks to Taber for pointing out this posts original mistakes (i mistook blue lagoon for blue pearl, not good...)

 

[BrownGuy]

no it's not ..... do you mean Blue Lagoon ?

 

[Sal (yeah)]

Shit, your right..

that explains the "stacey" issue and her name WAS stacey..

Sorry everyone, this was blue lagoon, not Blue pearl..

 

[NoBodyyy]

I think you still have time to edit your original post

 

[Omega]

Blue Lagoon consistenly gets low marks. It must do a tremendous business on guys from the SC who don't know any better.

 

[kAt Go RaWr!!!]

This place is like a fatmans ass it constantly pumps out crap......

 

[Misc Tech Advice]

LOL

 

[Pompal 09.]

Visited this dump about a year or so ago...actually not really too bad as far as the decor goes, and there was a shower in the room if memory serves, however the service....ugh....

Worse than mechanical....can't remember who I saw, but she should have been wearing a yellow helmet given how she was working mr. happy like a jack-hammer.

No BS was offered, when I inquired, it was flatly refused...fair enough, so I opten for the NR.....but damn, I'd forgotten to borrow the "jaws of life" from my firefighter buddy, so I was never able to confirm what actually lurked between her legs.

Mind you, I'll give her credit for some particularly strong thigh muscles...

I would never repeat.

later,
h4p