Rev. Winny Great Fortune Massage

[#1 Due 12/19: BOY]

Saw a film at the Dolphin Theatre. Worst seats in the city, so I was in need of a massage. Right across from the neighbouring KFC was an AMP that I had never heard of. Great Fortune at 4634 E. Hastings. Great Fortune is on the second floor of a medium aged building. The door had a buzzer but I decided to turn the knob first. Surprise it was open. Very inviting. Like a spider’s web. It had not one but two doormen inside. A little worrisome.
Off I went to the room, and noticed that this AMP had very small premises. The room had a large 30” TV that was playing some Chinese program. Stripped down and lied on top of the table. Then I remembered that I forgot to shower. I looked around and realized that there is no shower! Must have been the distracting TV that clouded my brain!
In walked Winny and I wondered how I could get out of there with as little financial damage as possible. She looked about 45 years old, 5’7”, and rated about a 3 on the looks scale. Made a decision just to have her massage me as long as possible and then make a low offer for the tug. Not a bad massager as AMPs go, but I couldn’t get over her looks. She asked me about the special and I told her that I only had 2 greens for a tug. She said yes! I should have offered less.
After the tug, I quickly dressed and decided I won’t be returning soon. Walked out of a movie theatre so my senses were numb, try a new place and get victimized for taking one for the team. But it happens to all of us, or some of us. I think I had temporary insanity that night. I was so distracted by the large TV that my mind went to sleep earlier.
I had the misfortune of going to Great Fortune.