Review # 1 - Ashley @ Static

[Thinker]

Hey all... well here is review 1 of 3.. Was on a mission the other day to find a great massage/FS for low dough.. preferable asian but was open to all, figured I'd either take a few for the team or come up with a few gems to share. Definatly no gems here guys! Save your dough!

Ok here goes... Driving down Hastings saw a new place, no reviews on here anyways.. called The Static, Went in.. Ok first off their front door is locked.. have to right a buzzer and stand like a chump on hastings waited for the door to open a few min. later. (Found out after the have a back door that they prefer you to use) There was a special 45 min for 30, opted for that but the rates are about double that normally. The place is new and clean, had a dude working the reception, which I am not so cool with. I was sorta expecting a AMP, but no luck here. Dude says sit down and I'll show you the line up, First girl is a tall hot blonde, very nice (Ashley), 2nd is a Chick with a killer bod, but way too much makeup, almost looked TS (Didn't get her name), third girl is still getting dressed as she comes out, darker skin kinda cute (Deidre) Opted for the hot Blonde, got into the room, standard issue MP room, Clean and nice which is a plus. So ashley comes in, she is about 5-10, 5-11, maybe 120 or so late 20's with clothes on looks like a 36B,24, 32 or so. Begins with a so-so massage, complains how guys always expect a good massage, but this isn't a RMT.. says no guy should expect a good Mass. from a MP. Whatever.. obviously never been to lotus or any other fine AMP's. Tells me she used to work @ Cleo's and Swedish Touch, (She says she uses different names @ each one) and how guys here think she charges too much money for her extras. So after abot 15 min of her so-so complaining massage, She asked me to flip over and asks what kinda extra's I wanted. Now this girl is hot, and has a ood personality so I figure I'd really like to fuck the shit outta her... ask her rates, she says hand is brown+green, oral is brown+red, full is 2 Brown + 2 Green... whoaa.. way to expensive for my blood.. but Ireally want to have some fun and see this girl naked... opt for the oral. Willy is only about at half mast, but she is procced with the cover... ouch... thats my hair... ouch anyways she begins an average CBJ. I ask if she is going to get naked... I firgure that for that kinda chedda, I should at least get some digits.. She say normally she doesn't get naked unless I get FS. But she says cause your cute I'll go topless. Takes off her dress, whoa... where'd the boobs go????? Fuckn paded bras, this chick is maybe a 34A (that's generous!) ohh well... Finished off total time in and out was 35 min. Absolutley no digits DFK or DATY even with FS. (I asked). Girl was nice but service was lame.. Definatly no repeat!

 

[fight.trainer]

thank u I owe you a beer for your troubles.. I was going to stop in

 

[anonimitie]

No worries... U going to the Burb PA Meetin?

 

[Arianna R]

I checked it out and was greeted by the sme man BR described. Made me wait for ten minutes because the girls were still getting ready. I got fed up and left.

 

[idk]

The padded bra should be banned...