Review:American Chopper-Nicole @ Platinum

[God Speed]

On this episode of American Chopper the crew at O.C.C. will present their latest masterpiece,a tribute bike to the members of massageplanet.net.As the time of the unveiling nears Paul jr. is nowhere to be found.And unusual for him,Paul Sr. is mad.Let's see what happens on this episode of American chopper.

Paul Sr."Vinnie have you seen Paulie?"
Vinnie "He left a couple of hours ago and said he was going for some stress relief".
Sr."Stress relief!I'll give him my size 12's up his ass for stress relief"

In walks Jr.

Sr "Where have you been?"
Jr "Take it easy pop.After working so hard on this massageplanet.net bike I needed some relief so me and Mikey headed over to the platinum spa.I had been checking out the massageplanet.net website and I wanted to try a bodyslide.
Sr "A bodyslide?"
Jr "Yeah pop it's a beautiful thing."
Sr "Tell me what happened."
Jr "Well I was led to this room by this pretty asian lady and told to shower and wait for Nicole.Nicole came into the room and she was pretty hot pop.She is a slim blonde with nice breasts and ass.She told me to get on the table on my stomach and started off with a firm massage.I felt relaxed.Then she had me turnover pop.She then very sensually worked on little Paulie,building up the pressure,until I had what the massageplanet.nets call a russian finish."
Sr "Russian?"
Jr "Between her twin peaks pop."
Sr "Allright.Wheres Mikey?"
Jr "he's still there pop.It's his first encounter with a woman who wasn't inflatable and he told me to come back for him in a couple of days."
Sr "Still there!You know,if your mother had given me one of those russian finishes that night I wouldn't have a slacker son to be embarassed by."

In walk the guys from massageplanet.net.

Jr "Pop this is Golfdude,Verybadboy,Theladiesman,Frankcastle,and Milupa."
Milupa "I am aka Big M."
Golfdue "Indian lover wanted to be here too but he was expecting a fresh shipment of whipcream and couldn't leave."
VBB "Jr does your blonde hottie girlfriend still work here?"
Jr "Yeah why do you ask?"
VBB "She is on my tdl er I mean I am a fan of her work on the show.
Frankcastle " Let's take a look at the bike."
Jr " We named it the Ride-n-slide."I wanted to show you a couple of the key features.The bike has a powerful massageplanet.net-o-charged engine.We made the SISSY bar out of an old rusty trombone.Don't you just want to cuddle with that SISSY bar?"
TLM "Is that bike towing what I think it is?"
Jr " That's right TLM.That is a massage table on wheels.It's the finest in the industry,the slideamatic 69.Now you massageplanet.net guys can slide anywhere you are."
TLM "What kind of mileage does this bike get."
Jr "From low to high,your mileage may vary."
"Frankcastle "This bike has a very sheik look to it."
Milupa "I think even a real goober would like it."
Golfdude "Hey,where did VBB go."

Soft moaning can be heard coming from the office.Jr. opens the office door and lets out a yell.
Jr "What are you doing!"
jr's hot girlfriend "Paulie you know I always wanted to learn Italian and VBB here was nice enough to teach me."
Golfdude "What do you have to say for yourself VBB?"
VBB "I would give her a 8.5 vbb and I would repeat.This is VBB ref#130"
Sr "Allright back to work.We got bikes to build!"

www.torontoplatinumspa.com
45 min=60
b.s.=110

any resemblance to characters either living or dead is purely coincedental.

 

[Baby Girl]

Unfortunately golfdude my whipped cream is only made by the best 16 year old Indian virgin girls, and it takes hours at Sq 1 trying to find them

Nice review as always!

You've really taken on a great style of your own.

This must be the "g rated" version however coz I didn't notice any swearing. I think half of American Chopper is *beeped* out. LOL

 

[Nekhtet]

This is one of the most creative and funniest reviews I've ever read ... I had to step away from the computer for a few moments to contain my laughter. Great work, G-Dude !!!

On a more serious note, I've been contemplating on making a first visit to Platinum and from the online pics, Nicole definitely looks like my type. Kinda reminds me of Claudia @ Allure ... at least from the body shots. Is she worth checking out, and how would you rate her in terms of looks ?

 

[cultura_10]

TLM,

I have never seen claudia so I can't compare Nicole to her in terms of looks.I think that Nicole is pretty hot.I am usually not into blondes but I had seen her at platinum when I went for a session with someone else and I liked what I saw enough to have a session with her.If you have ever seen any of the movies from the european porn company private she looks like one of the hotties in those.Not that I watch porn mind you,I learned about private on the learning channel.

 

[IsotypeSwitching]

thanks for another great review golfdude

i'm planning to retire from the MP scene soon but will try a few more girls before I do.

Among the Platinum Spa MPAs, I'm planning to choose one between Sara, Jordan and Nicole...how would u guys rate them service and looks-wise?

 

[AJ crab rrg |=(]

Simply Hilarious !!!

With Allure, Plat and Bchain I am surprised we haven't bumped into each other yet.

Nicole is a hottie ! I saw her not too long ago, damn first Jordan and now Nicole, I got to get caught up on these reviews.

On a personal note, I used to like American Chopper when it first started but I am more the Biker Buildoff type. When it comes to motorbikes I think that Arlen Ness was the man who really started the movement into customs.

VBB

 

[dog-lover]

I think we may have bumped into each other VBB. I was the guy in the parking lot of allure squeeging car windows,trying to scrounge up enough money for a vip.

I am like you I watched American Chopper more when it first came out and not so much for the bikes but for thr interaction between the crew at O.C.C.

I agree when it comes to just pure bike building the biker buildoff is much better.Indian larry was one of my favorites. I saw a special on the discovery channel about his life and the dude lived an amazing life even though it was tragically cut short.His life would make a great movie if done properly.

 

[jusme]

I have not seen Sara but as for choosing between Jordan and Nicole,in the looks department they are both hot.If you like blondes see Nicole.If you like brunettes see Jordan.In terms of service I would give the nod to jordan but I had fun with both.

 

[tales06]

Nice review golfdude,

This has got to be the first time I've been included in someone else's review. LOL.

Had a bad first experience with Platinum but now that I know what the rates are really like I might consider going back...... but to be honest right now SRM is the spa that has me most intrigued (see.... my review on Renee).

But B&S is still my plan A and B. SRM would be C. HFH would be D. Platinum is E. Then there's Bliss but really I'm all about Akira and PA but that's just for Shawna.

 

[Danny P]

You should have seen what I had you doing in the un-edited version.


Actually, including you along with the others was my tip of the cap to most of the guys who contribute the bulk of the reviews in this forum,guys who I feel a certain kinship with.

 

[Me&youC]

Thanks, GD.

I've always thought of VBB as the perverted older brother that I never had. LOL. But you're right..... given the traffic on massageplanet.net you'd think there'd be more reviews and reviewers.

Personally, I couldn't careless if someone reviews a well reviewed lady. They might have a different take on her.