REVIEW: Asha @ HFH

[TheOne]

http://www.handsfromheaven.ca/

PREFACE

As this will be my last review for a while, it's nice to be going out on a high note.

Quite frankly, the MP scene has left me broke, confused and frustrated, and what used to be part of the solution is now part of the problem. A serious late night MSN chat with a good friend last week convinced me a change was in order, and I've given myself a "no new MP" target of Victoria Day.

I'll still attend my sessions with Cyan, coz those give me something to look forward to, but I've noticed jumping from MPA to MPA causes problems, even if only once every couple of weeks. Just like some men can't pick up a liquor bottle or gamble, I can't step into an MP without having my buttons pushed.

IE> MP's "supercharge" my already high sex drive.

By committing my thoughts to paper it's not a dream anymore but a written goal, and one that I intend to follow through on. While I'm certainly not religious, Easter is a time for renewal, and I feel this is a good time to make the change.

Anyway, enjoy my review of Asha.

REVIEW

I was recently sitting at a local Tim Hortons, enjoying my morning coffee and muffin. A table of four 20 something white girls was sitting next to me, shooting the shit about nothing in particular. One of the girls was saying that she was Portuguese, but LOVED Indian culture. Her bedroom was obviously decorated in an Indian fashion, and she was looking forward to playing sari dressup at her friend's up-coming wedding. Another girl commented that she'd NEVER met a white person like girl number one, at which point I just about choked on my coffee....

No-one except ME my dear, and my user handle is no co-incidence. I cook a mean curry, and I dated probably a dozen different flavours of "brown" before I was married.

Hindu ? Yep. Muslim ? Yep. Sikh ? Yep. Trini ? Yep. Guyanese ? Yep. Sri Lankan ? Yep. Ugandan Indian ? Yep.

After my coffee I enjoyed the early spring weather with a drive to HFH, which as every massageplanet.netite knows is one of Toronto's premier spas, along with IT and SRM.

Kayla's announcement of Asha (first called Laura) joining the HFH team obviously intrigued me, coz if she's working at HFH with the other hotties you KNOW she's cute.... and Asha is. I'll take the blame for making the suggestion to Kayla regarding Asha's name. Calling this girl Laura was tantamount to calling Pamela Anderson "Gertrude"...

Enough said; and thanks for listening Kayla

Asha is brand new to the business, and I saw her very early in her career.

She's tall and slim, with smaller B cups and nice legs. Body wise she's not unlike ex-Ashley at SRM or perhaps a taller version of Tamara at B-Chain.... and that ain't whistling dixie my friends. Her face is classicly Indian, and you aren't gonna mistake her for anything OTHER than Indian. Overall, a nicely proportioned package.

I will say upfront that Asha's a little shy, and she has a STRONG Punjabi accent, so indepth conversation isn't really on the agenda. She speaks Hindi, Urdu and Punjabi, and I'm really hoping a native speaker will see her to more accurately judge her personality. That said, Asha's friendly, eye contact is regular, and she has a very nice smile.

Where Asha shines is her FANTASTIC attitude and willingness to please, within reasonable MP limits. She takes direction very well and insisted on helping me dry off after my shower. I can't remember the last time that happened.

Asha has a very nice touch, and I asked if perhaps she'd massaged BF's etc, coz she did extremely well for a beginner. Asha responded no, but she'd done some research on the web to learn how it was done.

God Bless the internet.

IMO Asha is a very positive addition to HFH, and to those massageplanet.netites who keep bugging the shit out of me for REAL Indian MPA's.... well, Asha's the girl for you !

I believe Asha has a VERY bright future as an MPA, and I'm sure you'll agree.

Session: 45 minute NR ($50 door, $100 donation inc. tip)

Massage: 8.5/10

Face: 8.25/10

Body: 8.25/10

Attitude: 9.5/10

Personality: 6/10

Fun Factor: 8/10

Repeat: YES

Does MPA engage in head games ?: NO

 

[Lady Silver Rose * Wolf]

First of all another brillant review !!! You reviews will be missed over the next coming months.

In regards to the above ... I feel for you my friend. I know what it is like after taking a hiatus myself. We each live in our own environment and those factors make each situation different. I will leave it at that.

VBB

 

[Monica]

good luck in your goal ... don't be a stranger , but always be strange.

 

[Alan Alda]

Kayla told me that Asha has the potential to be the next Mya.

 

[Mariah]

Thanks for the support as always VBB

I think the straw that broke the camel's back was the mediocre session with Lexxus @ Blue Lagoon. I sat in the car afterwards, $150 poorer, and wondered what the fuck I was doing with my life...

I have a couple of close friends going on a hiking expedition to India in late May, and if ANYONE should be going it's me, but finances don't allow it...

Anyway, I'm certainly NO victim. I CHOSE to go to MP's and now I'm choosing NOT to go.

On a more cheerful note, I think you'll really like Asha should you choose to see her.

And YES Rusty.... Asha has the potential to be the next MYA given training and experience. The great attitude is already there.

 

[klacey18@yahoo.com]

Don't I know it. Kayla has already arranged for Mya and Asha to spend the weekend together, so Mya can show her what it takes to be the biggest and brightest indian MPA in the GTA.

I can only hope that we get to read a little more about what makes Asha tick in the upcoming HFH newsletter.

 

[Erica Ewen]

IL,

All the best! I always look forward to your reviews. Don't let one bad session get to you. Take care, man.

 

[oikos]

Indn_lover my friend, I can certainly relate to all the above. Don't know if you've noticed, but I've put in very few reviews as of late as I"m going through the same thing your going through. I think its going to be hard for me, but I really need to learn to control myself. I'm in Vancouver right now, and I just dropped $500 on a massage session that right now I'm already regretting.

Like Cyan, I"m going to stick with my honey Serena@star. But that's it for me.

Maybe we should all go out on a double date. Hahah.

Good luck to you my friend.

 

[Pompal 09.]

KD and IL, I can certainly relate. Recently I've cut my weekly visits with Alexis @ HFH from 3 a week to 2 a week for the same reason. Aw, who the fuck am I kidding. The only reason I see her 2 times a week instead of 3 is because Garyboy reduced my allowance.

Anyways, I'll leave you guys with a few words of wisdom that will show you just how lucky we are to be able to spend time with these beautiful young woman.

"Love is complicated. Bodysliding is simple. The choice is yours"

 

[Kel]

Good Luck IL!

What I'd suggest is not to go completely "cold turkey." I've had to cut down on my MP visits because I make pretty good money but have little saving to show for it. Frankly its been getting tiring coming up with fictitious places of where that money is going. I took one short vacation from hobbying when I had a girlfriend but when that ended so did the saving.

I also empathize with you on the feeling of sitting in the car after a session thinking what the hell did I just do. I also understand the guy in Vancouver who dropped $500 when I was out there I dropped $200 for what should have cost $140 here.

Like any addiction I think you need to start with shorter goals. If I go a week without a massage I buy myself something (e.g. video game, DVDs, CDs, upgrades for my computer) of course I make sure that the cost is cheaper than a massage otherwise I'm defeating the purpose of attempting to save money. But after a while its nice when you look around your place and you see all this stuff that you have to show for not going to MPs.

Best of luck and let us know how it goes.

 

[remoserjr107]

Great review as usual IL,I always enjoy yours,and it is sad to think that there will be no more IL reviews.I suspect that most of us on this board,myself included,contemplate just what the hell we are doing in this "hobby" from time to time.Unfortunately for me,just like Michael Corleone,"just when i think i"m out, they pull me back in again".Maybe you could ghostwrite my sorry ass reviews,it would definetly be an upgrade.
Good luck to you IL,you are a class act.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Indian Lover,

Congratulations on your recent decision to severely cut back your frequency
to MP's. If the europhic feelings you once felt are replaced with feelings of regret,
then it's redundant to continue. And your too smart to continue in that direction.

Moderation is the key, as too much of anything is no good.

Put aside the money you will be saving, and next year, take that wicked vacation
you've always dreamed of

 

[bigestpimpin]

Thanks RS. (and everybody else with words of encouragement)

I know what I'm going through is not uncommon, and has been discussed more than once on the board.

Just as the MP scene is hard on some girls, it's obviously hard on some clients too.

My original 2005 goal was one regular MPA with others thrown in now and again. Unfortunately, that didn't work out in reality coz the tempatation to "repeat" is always there, and one session started to feed the next.

Anyway, "monogamous hobbying" is probably the way forward for now...

 

[Ryu]

I_L,

Yours review will surely be missed. Thank you for all your contributions to the board and we look forward to your return. In the meantime, I will endeavour to see as many Indian MPAs as I can (and as finances allow) so as not to create a review gap of the beautiful indian talent.

On a side note, I find that being INDIAN, I dont connect as well with Indian MPAs!!! Can anyone explain this ??? In any event, my endless pursuit of Indian perfection will continue.

 

[Jizzflakes Jr.]

Good luck with your decision IL. I certainly will miss your reviews.

Uly