Review:Ashley@Prestigious spa:Session from Hell #2.

[A Modest Proposer]

I have been to Prestigious twice recently and had mediocre sessions on both occasions.I saw this blonde named Ashley on both occasions but her body language(and the facial expressions) stopped me from choosing her.
But this time around she was the only one available and although she looks as disinterested as the earlier , i was still stupid enough to listen to Mr happy vs my head. (As some one called me "A Big Moron" here recently,i surely did act like one there).So i decided to see her.
Their charge for an NR session is $95, so i paid $100 at the reception,she told me that she will send my change with Ashley.

Ashley showed up very soon after i got ready for her.Prestigious although is a lower end spa for sure ,with a very basic decor but it surely is a clean place.
Ashley is about 5'.4" tall with shoulder length blonde hair, nice petite body with a great looking set of boobies (Hard to tell if they were real or manmades as i didn't get around to touch them).flatter belly and fairly ok butt.Facially she looks like a total washout with big black circles around her eyes.
She got undressed and started to work on my back(Unlike Tina , who looked like a newbie iin this business and the country) Ashley looked like a veteran so i still had some hope.
She poured a lot of scented oil on me (This oil is Always guaranteed to trigger my Allergies) and started massaging my back.Her massage technique was just simply poor and she was also in a big rush too.The Conversation once again was as minimal as possible .I tried to trigger a conversation but her i word replies shunned any hopes of a decent conversation.
Less then 5 minutes into the session she asked me to flip(I just couldn't believe that it was happening again). I asked her to switch for the NR part but her reply was a calculative premade story of her Chiropractor advising her not to have her back massaged(B fucking S).She was still generous enough to offer me "You are still allowed to touch me though). I was seriously pissed by then at her and at myself for seeing her and wasting my time,effort and hard earned money offcourse.
She attacked mr happy right away and did her poor impression of dirty talking,moaning and making tottally pathetic ecstastic facial looks.I made her work really hard for once to earn her money.at one point she almost stopped and i got the feeling that she will ask me to finish myself off but the angry look on my face or whatever other reason stopped her from doing so and after a good 12 minutes of trying she did succeed in finishing me off.
After the sessions she passed me the tissue box but i asked for at least the hot towel.She did complyalthough it turned out to be a very cool towel.So i didn't use it.
After getting dressed i asked her about my $5 change .One look came to her face and she asked me "You really want to get $5 back".(The way she asked me this question sounded more like if i had asked her for a full refund).
I don't care much about $5 but she just didn't deserve a single penny of a tip.

That was my 2nd horrible session in a row again at a low end spa.You guys might have been wondering as to why i keep on going to these places when even the worst Mpa at Allure,Srm Or Hfh can provide a way better session then this guaranteed. My answer to this is that i am always in the quest of looking for the diamonds in the rough.Almost everyone at my favourite spas have been seen and reviewed and i don't see any point in doing the reviews of them again.So Toftt is the 2nd major reason behind it.

Rating:

Face: C

Body: A

Massage: F

Personality & Attitude: F

NR: None

Finish: I did make her work at least for something.And i didn't feel bad afterwards.

Repeat: Hell NO!!!!!!

Recommended: Hell NO !!!!!!!!!!

Next stop Blue Lagoon.

 

[cultura_10]

What a consistent, sacrificial tour de force you are having. If you were a masochist, some could say that you are enjoying these unfortunate sessions.

Nevertheless, these reconnaissances safeguard the rest of the herd!

 

[Jerome]

Just like many and like many we never report it in, thanks for the review.



A good enough reason.



You are a glutton for punishment. LOL.

Perhaps February should be "Bad Sessions Do Tell" Month

VBB

 

[mamaw2305]

Can you just warn us where you are going next so we can all stay away, far far away by the sounds of it!!

 

[Mizz G]

The sessions from hell ended right there.I had a fairly good session at Blue Lagoon.Review to follow.

 

[T a r a n]

Most of my sessions are solid,if not great.As i prefer to go to Allure and Srm mostly.

I am currently going through a wave of straying away from my fav.(Possibly because Claudia is on holidays).So watch out for more reviews of lower end spas.(After BlueLagoon, i went to Shiras spa in Brampton .followed by Silhouette,where i went with a guranteed good session.)

 

[Sadg A]

For a while, I thought you lost it there and hit rock-bottom. Thanks for both the reviews.

After reading episodes 1 and 2 of the "Sessions from Hell", you should stop TOFTT at least for this month and go visit some of your old favorites ... I'm sure seeing the likes of Amber, Jenna, and Robin within a few days of each other would be enough to wipe away these bad memories. Too bad Claudia took off in this time of need !!!

 

[Kyle 13]

I don't know how to break this to you Big M but I consulted my big book of Milupian mythology and unfortunately this will not be your last journey across the river Styx.

On the bright side, in the big book of Milupian mythology it states that whosoever shall cross the Big M on the holy table of sliding shall be cursed for eternity.


Thanks for your toftt reports from the table!

 

[bryn]

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[massage therapist]

MILUPA, I empathise with you. I was recently in the Mississauga / Derry Road area and I had some time to kill between meetings. I made a decision with the small head to see Ashley. She is quite pretty, but her service is horrid. She claims to be best friends with one of the other girls there. The name currently escapes me, but the service is much better. Ashley is money hungry and was heading to do the finish 10 minutes into the massage.

Summary: stay clear of Ashey at Prestigious

 

[JosephWard]

Been there done that and I actually erased that experience from my memory, until now.

Girls like her make you think about quitting the hobby.

After years of trying to find diamonds in the rough, I succumbed to Allure and have repeated ever since.

However, I am curious about a certain mpa at a place called Utopia!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Glad to find out that i am not the only one who had bad experiance with her.

Just wondering if anyone ever had a good session with this particular Mpa?