My name's Sam Trowel and I am a bodyslide detective. I investigate stroke joints all over southern Ontario, looking for dames who know how to work the Johnson. This ain't your typical detective work but I love it. I pick what dames and what stroke joints I want to investigate and then I file my field reports to headquarters, so other detectives can compare notes.
There was this French Canadian doll I had been meaning to investigate for a long time. She had moved from stroke joint to stroke joint, always moving on before I could check her out. I have a special place in my heart for French Canadian dames. The first time I had my Johnson handled in public was by a French Canadian dame in this peeler joint in Niagara Falls. The first time my Johnson ever fired off in public was also because of this French Canadian doll. Turns out I was there at the beginning of lap dancing.
So things finally worked out where I could see this little pastry. I made my appointment to see her at Utopia. She had changed her name from Chantal to Tia to Chanel but as this hot little number waltzed into the room I figured by any name this girl had it going on. She is not my usual cup of tea in terms of looks as she is a little skinny for me, but she has these sexy eyes and this nice little ass and a sexy demeanor that had gotten my attention.
She started off with a descent massage working over my body and asking how I liked it. After doing this for awhile she asked if I would like to oil her up and lay down ass up. I enjoyed massaging her and she seemed to appreciate my efforts on her body. She then turned over. I massaged her little tarts for a bit and then headed for her croissant. Here is where this investigation hit a bump in the road. She told me I could explore her croissant all I wanted but "we" expected a tip for it. I whirled around to see if someone had entered the room without my knowing it, but we were alone, so I took we to mean the Utopia stroke joint. Now this veteran detective had never been asked for a tip for croissant exploration at this stoke joint before. It was always either available or not as part of the fee paid at the door. But being a croissant lover, and Mr. Johnson shouting "pay it you motherfucker", I agreed to tip her.
I enjoyed my croissant exploration while she lay on her back for awhile,, and she seemed to enjoy it as well. She then told me to sit on the edge of the table while she engaged in some standing Italian and front sliding for awhile. She then had me lie back down while she got into a "soixante neuf" position. I resumed my exploration of her croissant and it was very warm, moist, and the opposite of loose. She worked Mr. Johnson for awhile until he could no longer take it and he put a creamy topping on her tarts.
There was a lot to like about this sexy little French pastry but the requesting of an additional tip for croissant exploration has this detective not returning for a repeat investigation. While paying my fee to the skirt at the door I had glanced at the price list and the proclamation of no hidden fees in the room. Now I repeated the first grade three times so as I was exiting this stroke joint I glanced at the sign again and I had not misread the sign and having been to this stroke joint many times I had never been asked for a tip before.I had not been to this stroke joint for a long time so I don't know if this is standard procedure here now or just this dames actions. I guess I will find out with a repeat investigation with one of the dames I have seen before who didn't ask for this.
40 min deluxe= 160
www.utopiamassage.com
There was this French Canadian doll I had been meaning to investigate for a long time. She had moved from stroke joint to stroke joint, always moving on before I could check her out. I have a special place in my heart for French Canadian dames. The first time I had my Johnson handled in public was by a French Canadian dame in this peeler joint in Niagara Falls. The first time my Johnson ever fired off in public was also because of this French Canadian doll. Turns out I was there at the beginning of lap dancing.
So things finally worked out where I could see this little pastry. I made my appointment to see her at Utopia. She had changed her name from Chantal to Tia to Chanel but as this hot little number waltzed into the room I figured by any name this girl had it going on. She is not my usual cup of tea in terms of looks as she is a little skinny for me, but she has these sexy eyes and this nice little ass and a sexy demeanor that had gotten my attention.
She started off with a descent massage working over my body and asking how I liked it. After doing this for awhile she asked if I would like to oil her up and lay down ass up. I enjoyed massaging her and she seemed to appreciate my efforts on her body. She then turned over. I massaged her little tarts for a bit and then headed for her croissant. Here is where this investigation hit a bump in the road. She told me I could explore her croissant all I wanted but "we" expected a tip for it. I whirled around to see if someone had entered the room without my knowing it, but we were alone, so I took we to mean the Utopia stroke joint. Now this veteran detective had never been asked for a tip for croissant exploration at this stoke joint before. It was always either available or not as part of the fee paid at the door. But being a croissant lover, and Mr. Johnson shouting "pay it you motherfucker", I agreed to tip her.
I enjoyed my croissant exploration while she lay on her back for awhile,, and she seemed to enjoy it as well. She then told me to sit on the edge of the table while she engaged in some standing Italian and front sliding for awhile. She then had me lie back down while she got into a "soixante neuf" position. I resumed my exploration of her croissant and it was very warm, moist, and the opposite of loose. She worked Mr. Johnson for awhile until he could no longer take it and he put a creamy topping on her tarts.
There was a lot to like about this sexy little French pastry but the requesting of an additional tip for croissant exploration has this detective not returning for a repeat investigation. While paying my fee to the skirt at the door I had glanced at the price list and the proclamation of no hidden fees in the room. Now I repeated the first grade three times so as I was exiting this stroke joint I glanced at the sign again and I had not misread the sign and having been to this stroke joint many times I had never been asked for a tip before.I had not been to this stroke joint for a long time so I don't know if this is standard procedure here now or just this dames actions. I guess I will find out with a repeat investigation with one of the dames I have seen before who didn't ask for this.
40 min deluxe= 160
www.utopiamassage.com