maria41986
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Hello out there, my fellow pussy hunters. I don’t know if anyone reads my reviews, it seems like you’d rather read about stalkers.
On to the Hamsterite pre-monger meal.
Had dinner at 50 year? old Vancouver insitution HELEN’s GRILL: 10 oz New York char-broiled steak, with mushrooms, tomato, lettuce, mashed potatoes, 300 mLs of soup, crackers, and six! slices of garlic bread. Only $15.50 before tax and tip, hitrack would be pleased.
Anyways, the budget SP scene is not dead, you just need some patience to trawl past the bad $$ SPs, the bad low mileage SPs. If there is no BBBJ, then she is automatically a bad SP. Just look it up in the dictionary, under bad SP.
Since Hamsterite micro row is a, well, a row of micros, within an 800 metre radius, there are plenty of mattresses to look for Chinese chicas.
I took a break from Micro Complex South, and headed two hundred metres away, near the centre of Hamsterite Micro Row, and found James micro. A papasan type of micro. The old Texaco gas station has been torn down and a fairly new mixed apartment / commercial complex has been built on top.
Pretty floral wallpaper skillfully divided the wainscoting treatment in the tiny lobby. While I intentionally sit and rest on the lobby sofa, I notice how new and comfy the plush sofa feels; almost felt like pinching it and bartering it to ~Alexandria~ for five sessions. Tell her I bought it at Roche-Bobois. Okay bad idea, we mustn’t be thieves. Besides, she might be able to tell it came from IKEA, Swedish for crap.
Upon entering the micro, an alert monger is immediately greeted with “evidence of men” living there. A monstrous CD rack, with “guy” music, and not one put two men on the computer – maybe they’re trolling eforum.xxx – looking for the latest Hamsterite review, or latest stalker victim of the month, or it seems stalker victim of the week.
Doorgirl is one of the most dainty, delicate and feminine chicas in the entire Micro scene. She’s about 5’1, 89 Lbs, 28 years old, A minus cup, “no” shoulders, kind of pretty with minimal makeup. If she got a professional hair cut and traded up her conservative cardigan sweater, she could have real earning potential as an A minus cup spinner – a shorter version of Kessa.
But on a recommendation from another Hamsterite, I had already pre-picked tonight’s sperm receptacle.
CoCo wears spaghetti strap tops that shows off the envious Asian chica slim shoulders and arms, and skirts that remind me of tenis shorts – the kind that Anna “If she was paid for tournament wins – then she’d be broke” Kournikova wears.
Once inside the middle room, CoCo wasted no time shedding off said clothes. I was surprised to see that she looked almost as good without the clothes, expecting the wrong things to grow and the right things to shrink. About 5’5”, nicely proportioned, with B cup breasts. She’s got some meat on her bones.
TOE report for the Hamsterites:
If you’ve read my reviews, you’ll recall that shaved pussies and my tongue have a way of finding each other. It just happens. WELL IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN HERE!!! The bushiest bush this side of Buchart Gardens. But it is mandatory for mongers to attempt digits. Looking at that black hole, felt like putting my fingers into the Insinkerator garbage disposer but finding something warm, wet, moisty and juicy inside. Like warm squid.
Sex is with a french letter, however at the end I removed it and came on her pussy. Or rather her “bushy”. She loved it. Next time must aim two feet higher. Get in some artillery targetting practise.
Afterwards, the post coital cuddling, almost felt like asking her out to HELEN’s GRILL with me afterwards, and telling her I ran out of money – while pumping some bushy TOE.
Brown and two greens.
Contact is by e-mail.
Language ratings report. If you can’t speak monger Putonghua, then don’t lose hope, you can still use your monger Guandonghua on the telephone.
While walking out of the elevator for James’ micro, I saw that comfy new brown sofa again, and the same bad pinching it idea entered my mind. I don’t want anyone to pinch this sofa and barter it to ~Alexandria~ for five sessions. Of course it is a bad idea. If you’re going to pinch it, barter it for 15 sessions.
Cheers!
On to the Hamsterite pre-monger meal.
Had dinner at 50 year? old Vancouver insitution HELEN’s GRILL: 10 oz New York char-broiled steak, with mushrooms, tomato, lettuce, mashed potatoes, 300 mLs of soup, crackers, and six! slices of garlic bread. Only $15.50 before tax and tip, hitrack would be pleased.
Anyways, the budget SP scene is not dead, you just need some patience to trawl past the bad $$ SPs, the bad low mileage SPs. If there is no BBBJ, then she is automatically a bad SP. Just look it up in the dictionary, under bad SP.
Since Hamsterite micro row is a, well, a row of micros, within an 800 metre radius, there are plenty of mattresses to look for Chinese chicas.
I took a break from Micro Complex South, and headed two hundred metres away, near the centre of Hamsterite Micro Row, and found James micro. A papasan type of micro. The old Texaco gas station has been torn down and a fairly new mixed apartment / commercial complex has been built on top.
Pretty floral wallpaper skillfully divided the wainscoting treatment in the tiny lobby. While I intentionally sit and rest on the lobby sofa, I notice how new and comfy the plush sofa feels; almost felt like pinching it and bartering it to ~Alexandria~ for five sessions. Tell her I bought it at Roche-Bobois. Okay bad idea, we mustn’t be thieves. Besides, she might be able to tell it came from IKEA, Swedish for crap.
Upon entering the micro, an alert monger is immediately greeted with “evidence of men” living there. A monstrous CD rack, with “guy” music, and not one put two men on the computer – maybe they’re trolling eforum.xxx – looking for the latest Hamsterite review, or latest stalker victim of the month, or it seems stalker victim of the week.
Doorgirl is one of the most dainty, delicate and feminine chicas in the entire Micro scene. She’s about 5’1, 89 Lbs, 28 years old, A minus cup, “no” shoulders, kind of pretty with minimal makeup. If she got a professional hair cut and traded up her conservative cardigan sweater, she could have real earning potential as an A minus cup spinner – a shorter version of Kessa.
But on a recommendation from another Hamsterite, I had already pre-picked tonight’s sperm receptacle.
CoCo wears spaghetti strap tops that shows off the envious Asian chica slim shoulders and arms, and skirts that remind me of tenis shorts – the kind that Anna “If she was paid for tournament wins – then she’d be broke” Kournikova wears.
Once inside the middle room, CoCo wasted no time shedding off said clothes. I was surprised to see that she looked almost as good without the clothes, expecting the wrong things to grow and the right things to shrink. About 5’5”, nicely proportioned, with B cup breasts. She’s got some meat on her bones.
TOE report for the Hamsterites:
If you’ve read my reviews, you’ll recall that shaved pussies and my tongue have a way of finding each other. It just happens. WELL IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN HERE!!! The bushiest bush this side of Buchart Gardens. But it is mandatory for mongers to attempt digits. Looking at that black hole, felt like putting my fingers into the Insinkerator garbage disposer but finding something warm, wet, moisty and juicy inside. Like warm squid.
Sex is with a french letter, however at the end I removed it and came on her pussy. Or rather her “bushy”. She loved it. Next time must aim two feet higher. Get in some artillery targetting practise.
Afterwards, the post coital cuddling, almost felt like asking her out to HELEN’s GRILL with me afterwards, and telling her I ran out of money – while pumping some bushy TOE.
Brown and two greens.
Contact is by e-mail.
Language ratings report. If you can’t speak monger Putonghua, then don’t lose hope, you can still use your monger Guandonghua on the telephone.
While walking out of the elevator for James’ micro, I saw that comfy new brown sofa again, and the same bad pinching it idea entered my mind. I don’t want anyone to pinch this sofa and barter it to ~Alexandria~ for five sessions. Of course it is a bad idea. If you’re going to pinch it, barter it for 15 sessions.
Cheers!