Additional Sympathy Approach's
The Virgin: "I've never been with a woman before because I generally
respect them so much that I'd rather get to know them for years before
I even try to kiss them. Women always try to jump my bones on the first date, like
I'm a piece of meat. I despise that. I like to understand them first, know their dreams, aspirations and goals. Listen to their feelings first, cry together in rain,
dance to Manilow under the full moon, cuddle up while watching Titanic, sing her
a lullabye on the long distance wire when she can't sleep, and write her a poem
everyday since we met and tape it to the bathroom mirror and tell her how I still
adore her when she gains 20 pounds. Alas, however, my search is over. My destiny
remains but a dream. I'm here to overcome my shyness, hopefully I can enjoy
what all my friends talk about, but, with all due respect, I don't think you
can convince me." Long sigh of frustration should follow.
The Gentleman: (Fake English Accent)
"Good Afternoon Ma'am, my name is Sir Lance Winchester, and I am here this
lovely afternoon to enjoy the company of a beautiful young lady such as yourself.
Please forgive me only purchasing the Topless option as I did not want any offence
taken. I am a gentleman, and will behave as such. I do not want to impune you in any
any way as to make you feel of any contempt for me due to your occupation. Which
might I add is a very noble and brave occupation. I have the utmost respect for you
ladies and I consider it a great privlege to behold such beauty for which I do not
deserve. This monetary transaction does not even begin to allow me to be in your presence. Please miss....uh.....climbing on the table is not necessary.....I really must
protest....you are too kind......I simply do not want to make you feel obligated in any
way, shape, or form, yes that is a simply lovely view, however,.......my hands remain
folded at my sides as I do not wish to make you feel inapporiate nor I ungrateful.
I feel you licking and tasting my fingers but you must only continue on your accord."
The "Hard to Impress Guy"
"Hey, gorgeous, your not bad-looking eh! Nice!! You almost remind me of that bikini model I dated. What are you doing in this place, you should be
on that Hawaian Tropical bus! Yeah! Those were the days! Ha! It's the vet's that
get 'em wet! Yeah, my ex did that shit. 34-24-36. Legs that went on for days.
Eyes that a sapphire would be jealous of. And hair, she had this hair, went down
to her ass, like silk. Boy, oh boy, she had millonaries begging to marry them. Whew!
She really got me going. Maybe the only one. I got her going too you better believe...
I don't get called "The Esso Pipeline" for nothing eh!
At this point have a friend calling your cell several times throughout this conversation.
That's her calling me. She want's to hook up, but I'm tired of the model scene.
A friend of mine told me you reminded him of her, and frankly, we are looking for
girls to do massage at our place in St. Kitts. For the business men who frequent the
island. But not your average girls mind you...we need to know firsthand if they
are talented enough for these guys. It's $200 a massage, just massage. You know
anywhere I could approach girls about this? I don't want to be rude. Ah...nevermind..
off topic....back to you. We can talk about that later.
A girl's gotta be real hot for me to get excited. I've had some greeeeeat times man. Not much I haven't done. Not sure if that's a drawback, because now it's hard to just get the normal action. She's gotta be exciting, dangerous, inticing and vorvacous. I need the wild, over the top enthusiam now. Someone that is really into it.
I can't handle the plain Jane anymore,
I need the Pamela who shouts, the Carmen who slithers, the Jenny who screams,
the Erica who's flexible. Not the Mary who yawns. Truth is babe, I'm just not
sure if I should even get an option for this massage thing. You may not be able to...
no offense babe....sorry...but I'm just telling you straight....I don't know if you can
make that spark. Do you have it in you or what?
VBB can pull of the "Hard to Impress" one and Big M can do the English gentleman one.
Don't forget, I have copyright and must be paid the royalities for the action. LOL