Review: East Hastings

[danielle Z]

okay Gents, this is my first review and I hope I don't disappoint you.

Before I get to this review, I want to quickly share, how I was introduced to this hobbie.

Few months ago, I was on a buiness trip to Ontario, a co-worker intrduced me to this fabulous massage joint after a hard day.
When we walked into this MP, I was greeted by 5 gourgeous ladies. They all looked young, hot and friendly. I swear to god, they were all hot! not model hot but girl-next-door-type hot. As this was my first time, I was very nervous but the girl I chosen assured me that I will be having a great session.

Let me quickly mention this... The shower at this place was immaculate. Nothing fancy but it was like a hotel shower. Clean, dry and well stocked. Not a single sign of mildew, hair or water dropplets.

So after the shower, she helped me dry off and she pointed to the price list/menu on the wall. Then, I've agreed to something called 'reverse massage' for five greens. After this initial $ talk... she never mentioned about money AGAIN. Oh ya, I don't remember seeing a clock, or don't remember talking about time or looking at a clock.

She insisted that she give me at least 10 mins of back rub then we can have some 'fun'. I agreed and laid on a massage table.
At this point I was thinking, "this is like a luxury spa for men!'. Then her clothes came off and the baby oil came pouring. Oh ya.. she poured it on her breasts to warm it up first.

After 10 mins of GREEEAT massage I was very impressed. She started to slip and slide on my naked body and she encouraged me to explore her smooth body. I'm not going to explain every little detail, but happy ending came 20-25minutes later.

She cleaned me up with a hot towel and she didn't act a like BIO HAZZARD tech, trying to clean up a spill. (like some posts i've read here) Infact, when I came in her hand, she kept stroking until the last drop. Something very fulfilling about seeing a gal's hand covered in your man juice.

While I was getting dressed, I never felt rushed or unwelcomed. We talked, exchange few jokes and she offered some advise for next time. (different girls, Jaccuzi package and an another MP near the airpor incase I wanted one before I flew back to Vancouver)
What really impressed me was, she changed the sheets, she wiped off the water in the shower, got on her knees and cleaned the shower floor. I don't know about you guys but watching a hot chick on her knees scrubbing floore was little odd... maybe weird... but sexy too.

If I have to rate this experience on L/A/S scale, I would say 9/10/10 but this is not a place to discuss out of town MP. (If you are going to TO, I'll be happy to PM you with the web link)

I was hooked... I thought about it many times. How great is this? How easy is this?
I was sold on the idea.

Several months later, I had a sudden urge to revisit my TO experience! si I grabbed a copy of GS and a glass of whisky.

So..on to the feature reviews:

1. Ad reads: "Ladybug Bodycare clean smoke-free rooms... shasha, yoko... " okay..sounds clean, I've decided to drive there and
check it out. Big disappointment. Place smelled like burnt fish and ricer cooker. A quick converation with a girl, I've declined service and thanked her for her time.

I was ready to run home with a tail between my legs but I've decided to check out an another MP down the road.

2. Sasha at Sandalwood: I buzzed in and was greeted by a front desk lady. (mamasan? manager? owner?) She was friendly but
little pushy. My guard went up right away.

She introduced me to 4-5 gals but only Sasha stood out from the rest.((anyone know that tallish blond girl?I don't know her name.. but I would like to give her a try. Anyone?))
Sasha was very friendly and hard little body. She has been reviewed by CRANKYC, Read his review: http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=18479
Appears I've had a similar experience so I will not duplicate by giving a same review. On the L/A/S scale, I give her 7/7/7.
Seven greens in total.
Overall, nice experience but I felt the place was little on the dirty side. Also what's with that little window on the door?

3.A week later, I had an itch so I grabbed a copy of GS. Just so you know,this is going to be a bad review. It's going to be a nasty review but I've decided not to mention the name of the MP. I don't think it's fair to judge the whole MP based on one bad apple. (If you are familiar with E. Hastings MP scenes, they are located few hundred yards west of Sandalwood. Underground parking in the back) According to the GS ad, it says Best Rate in Town. (yes.. its not that hard to figure it out)

I met with 4-5 gals, decided to go with this tallish reddish long blond girl. Her butt was bit on large side but A-OK.
Right away, she went on with her personal problems.
Lots of chirping, some sad stories came out and she asked for 2 Browns for FS. You gotta be kidding me... I've turned down her FS offer
and requested RnT. She was not worth 2 browns. no way.. Maybe if her attitude was better, I may have upgraded later.
At this point, I would have settled for a good warm massage but no such luck.
Massage sucked. It was awful. Felt ripped off. Why do you even bother?? 5 min massage.... you are supposed to be massaging, after all you promised a good massage. Instead, you decided to keep you gums flapping.
Guess what she was chirping about? Yes.. you guessed it.. she couldn't stop talking about the almighty $. Hey, I'm sorry that you are poor and times are tough but nobody cares.

I was happy to get out of there. Wet carpet and mouldy ceiling tiles didn't do it for me either.
on the L/A/S scale, it was 5/0/0.

I'm sorry this is not the best review but I might go back there and try out the shorty blond. If you know the place I'm talking about, anyone tried her before?


So, these are my reviews. Please go easy on me.

Couple of questions:

1. I'm thinking about heading East on Hastings and try Butterfly. Is it clean?
2. Is it possible to find a nice MP or SP like the one I had in Ontario? what should i be expecting to pay for "reverse massage RnT" in BC?

 

[Ron Brgundy]

The place I'd recommend is Broadway Body Care where the service is always top notch. Been there half a dozen times and never left dissatisfied or felt ripped off. The girls there are HOT and SEXY! Check out their web and you decide which one is your flavor. Good Luck.

 

[ajwooding]

thanks, I'll give it a try. I've read many good reviews.

By the way? which one is your fav?

 

[Riddle]

Both these girls are hot in their own way. Chrissy is petite and very energetic. The girl next door tpye. Very responsive and warm. Layli is leggy and sexy. Nice cups and her legs are to die for. The type of girl that would turn both heads.
They have some new talent there and will taste the menu. Got to see Brittney, Bailey, Crystal, Ivy and Taylor. Will do soon and will report back.

 

[Chris L]

Butterfly is not clean. It was quite a dump a few years back. I would not recomend it. I seem to remeber having a good time there about 5 years ago. It doesn't stand out though.

 

[Elissa]

What is Taylor like? (There's no description on the site. Just her name on the sked.)
I've seen 6 BBC ladies so far, and it's hard to pick a favorite. They were all unique and a different experience each time. I could easily repeat with 5 of them, (Alyssa, Danika, Chrissy, Loni, Ivy) but I still want to see at least 5 more on their roster. Brittney (the former Stacey) and Samantha are real knock-outs, if you like tall blondes.

 

[squirrelifer]

I wouldn't recommend brittney / stacey although she does have a pretty good sense of humor. The oral wasn't that good - I've never had someone suck on me that hard. In fact she injured her throat at one point. Doggie was a bit better but she's not up to the standard of many of the others.

 

[bluebird]

Thanks for the intel on Brittney, there were only a few older reviews of her as Stacey. I'll be sure to watch out for the CBJ.
Anyone have input on Taylor?

 

[cap d]

well, I couldn't resist. I've finally stopped by this MP few days ago. My back was killing me, craving for a nice hot oil massage. Front door didn't look so inviting as it was located beside a busy bus stop. I went though the backdoor and was greeted by an older asian lady but she stated no one available for 20 mins or so. I was short on time so I've left without my massage. Establishment was old and needed a good upgrade.

I did run into a nice girl with great body there (mid eastern? south asian? darker skin and black hair, spoke perfect english) in the hall way. I want her! I'm going back for her soon.. anyone has 411 on this gal?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Have not tried her but would love to if the info / data on her is up on their web. She's been at it awhile now, but still no intel. If her description sounds good I'll be their in a f'in hurry. Baily looks hot and she is definitely on my to do and to do again list. Nice looking young spinner for the test ride.

 

[esa8025]

I PERSONALY .... like samantha, but isn't a girl inteded to her own opinion...

 

[talefairy]

I believed her name is Lee and she is half Hawaiian very nice girl and aimed to please.

 

[Dr P]

Give Holiday Spa a try.

It's clean and friendly. Lisa, the superstar (high expectations from her reviews and she did not disappoint!), is gone for vacation for another two weeks. Angela is as previously reviewed, sorta the cute shy girl next door...I would add that she has obscenely long nipples! If this is your thing, go for it. New young Korean girl, about 5' and looks like she still has some baby fat. Not my type so I didn't try her. One new girl who just started but I didn't see her cause I was with........

Cici, to my eye, looks like a tall elegant Hong Kong movie star...yeah she really is that beautiful. She is rumoured to be one of the owners and she will steer you towards one of the other girls. But she is still on the menu if you're persistent and she likes you. Like making out with a movie star if that's your fantasy. Missionary is not my favorite position but with Cici it is. Picture this: translucent ivory complexion, poppy red lips, eyes which are bottomless pools of mystery and seduction, all set off against cascading, shimmerring black hair. The memory of sucking on her soft lips and listening to her moan stiil lingers in my head like an Erik Satie melody.

I hope I haven't made life difficult for Cici after this review. I don't think she wants too much attention at this point in her life. I just started writing and got carried away.

 

[dnn_brttn]

G 99

What's the total donation at Holiday? Is there a R&T rate? Thanks.

Six-Pack

 

[LFC Fan]

For 45 min. $40 for the room and $.2 for service. Mileage varies from one girl to another. Lisa is GFE bordering on PSE but YMMV. Cici didn't do 69 but may change her mind for repeat session. I suggest you call them for R&T rate. Phone no. is available in GS ad.

 

[Canon 69]

Hey fellas, what does R&T rate stand for again?

 

[tritran5555(poetri)]

At BBC, there are so many wonderful girls. Personally my top picks are:

Emma....Katie....Ivy....Emma....Katie....Ivy
Why choose? Enjoy some time with all three.

Emma is an Italian/Latina, very pretty, sexy, outstanding service. Emma is the girl your mother warned you to stay away from!
Katie is all Latina, smoking hot body, sweet lady, and so pretty. Katie is easily the sexiest woman I have every met!
Ivy is petite with nice breasts, very cute, loves giving oral, hot. Ivy is the girl you wanted as your college sweetheart!

But Chrissy is good too. Very much the girl next door type.

Just go, dude. The girls of BBC will make you happy!

 

[Abi]

Rub and Tug

 

[Mike-N-NYC]

Not uncommon for R&T to be room plus .5 to .7 depending on where you go.

 

[Shaylon G]

Forgive my ignorance.

Where is Hoilday Spa?
Phone #

Thanks