REVIEW: Halle @ BChain (Eye Candy Factory Part 1 of 2)

[Ummar]

INTRODUCTION

Charlie, INDN_LOVER & the Eye Candy Factory

A Short Story by INDN_LOVER

INDN_LOVER of course isn't my real name. For the most part I am a very average man. I live in an apartment, drive a non-descript car, and step onto the GO Train every morning, like thousands of others.

I'm very fortunate, however, to be in good shape, healthy and have a wonderful set of friends whom I adore dearly. Plus I haven't lost my sense of humor after being divorced.

A guilty pleasure of mine is taking naps on a cold and windy Sunday afternoon, which I did recently. Yes, it's a waste of precious time in the grand scheme of things, however:

As I lay on the bed, the stereo down low, the soundwaves travelled over me like a soft breeze. I started to nod off, entering the world of half consciousness, where dreams and reality blur as the mind unwinds from the cares of the world.

At first I didn't hear the knock on the door, but when it happened a second time, this time the rapping more urgent, I decided to answer it. I was rather surprised to see JOHNNY DEPP in my hallway, dressed in a burgundy velvet coat, top hat and cane.

He noticed my shock, flashed me a smile, and asked if he could come in. I of course immediately said yes, and led Johnny to my living room, where he perched himself on a corner of my green leather couch.

" I'm dressed like this because I'm currently filming Charlie & the Chocolate Factory", Johnny informed me. "This is my Willy Wonka costume."

"Ah," I responded, then "You know Johnny, you're one of my favourite actors. I loved you in Pirates of the Caribbean, and especially Edward Scissorhands."

He seemed amused by my comment, and chuckled to himself.

" Yes, I'm proud of those films, but I have an even BETTER one coming out. "

"OH ???"

" Yes. massageplanet.net has commissioned me to star in a film about a couple of really HOT looking MPA's, and coz they're Indian, you'll be starring alongside me. "

" But I can't act worth a fuck Johnny", I implored.

" You dont really have to INDN_LOVER. See, I'm gonna be your guide, and coz I'm the star and quite frankly better looking, you'll be my loyal sidekick. While the kiddies get all excited about a magical chocolate factory, the perverts out there want films about an EYE CANDY factory. You know, a place with HOT babes, where you can get your jollies, and even better fuck off home without a second thought ..."

" Do you REALLY think a magical place like this exists JOHNNY ?" I asked.

" Oh yes", he smiled, and with one whack of his cane, Johnny knocked me out cold.

I don't know how long I was out, but I woke up face down in the LEXA parking lot, with a throbbing headache...

"Here's your first Eye Candy stop, INDN_LOVER... Halle's waiting inside"

... and before I could say a word, Johnny turned away and was gone.

 

[Laura]

REVIEW

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In my opinion there are three truly stunning Indian MPA's currently working in the GTA. Yes, there are lot's of cute girls, "8's" you'd be absolutely thrilled to date in the real world.

I'm talking about the REALLY beautiful girls; extremely rare MPA's who rate over a 9 physically and may perhaps even approach the mythical 10. In the old days, Hustler Magazine would have rated these girls as "fully erect" on their peter meter scale.

Halle is one of these rare girls, to the point I was rather intimidated during my session with her. I got VERY quiet coz I didn't know what to say, stumbling over my own stupid jokes and bumbling my way through the first half of the session. By the way, I had this happen with one of the other gorgeous Indian MPA's but fortunately NEVER with number 3, whom I see to this day...

Anyway, Halle opened the front door, introduced herself, and lead me to one of the rooms, where I settled the door fee. Already I was kinda nervous, and this feeling only intensified as I took a shower and then waited for Halle to return. I told her out of the gate I was interested in an NR, and I've gotta say it was a pleasure watching her step out of her conservative top and dress.

" What the fuck's a gorgeous girl like this doing in an MP?", I thought to myself, but those thoughts quickly dissipated when the shock hit that she was actually with ME.

Halle is new to the business, and has only been doing massage for a couple of weeks.

She's still a little awkward personality wise, and if I was nervous talking to her it was obvious she was nervous talking to ME. We didn't say too much during the first 15 minutes, short of "how are you doing", and "please tell me how you'd like your massage."

I asked how she was taking to her new employment, and Halle responded that she'd learned a few things, then giggled.

VBB>>> I think she was talking about YOU ! LOL

" Well ", I thought to myself, "INDN_LOVER has a few tricks for you too ! "

Halle's massage is beginner level, and unfortunately she doesn't have ASHA @ HFH's beginner's aptitude or natural skill. That said, she DID try, and she encouraged me to offer pointers.

Of course I took the opportunity to reverse, so I could look at this gorgeous girl. Her hair is long and raven black, and it flows in curls over her beautiful skin. Her eyes are intense, VERY intense, and the way she gazed back at me was extremely passionate.

I wasn't sure at first if Halle was enjoying herself, but when she was lying on her back looking up at me I knew I'd hit gold.

If Halle and I didn't communicate verbally, our hands certainly had LOTS to say during the finish.

WITHIN MP LIMITS, the release was intense and passionate, and it was very apparent both of us had enjoyed ourselves.

>>> Please understand I'm not talking about "mileage" here, and I WON'T be responding to PM's asking me to provide gory details. I paid my $100, so can you. Too many guys out there want details and give fuck all back to the massageplanet.net community... or WORSE, misuse the information to push for certain things.

The happy ending made me feel alot better, coz I knew I'd sort of fucked up at first, and was hoping to walk away with positive feelings...

Our conversation was much more natural during clean up (yes, "the Lexa waterjug") and continued as I was getting dressed. I told Halle truthfully that I'd been nervous, but that I'd enjoyed myself and glad that she had too. Her killer smile was all I needed as confirmation.

We planted a nice goodbye kiss on each other's cheek, and I was on my way.

While Asha @ HFH will probably take Indian Rookie MPA of the Year award, Halle is a nice addition to the BChain. I wish her all the best as an MPA, and hope fellow massageplanet.netites take the opportunity to see this rare and beautiful jewel

PRICE: $40 door/$60 donation ( 30 minutes )

Massage: 6.0/10

Face: 9.5/10

Body: 9.0/10

Attitude: 8.0/10

Personality: 7.0/10

Mileage: 7.0/10

Fun Factor: 8.25/10

Release: 8.0/10

Repeat: YES

Does MPA engage in head games ?: NO

Click here for PART 2

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=84526

 

[lumpy]

Excellent Review As Always IndianLover.... !!!!

 

[hex]

your final figures are good enough to go on for the session, mileage etc...

by the way...have you had the chance to see mya @ bodyandsoul...I called once and asked if she was indian...and she is...and all those curves...can't get a break to do anything anymore...so I ask politely to live vicariously through others...

 

["Vallamkali"]

I can't wait for part 2 !!!

Please include an extended scene with those Oompa Loompa midgets, sorry vertically inclined humans. And don't forget to throw in one of their riddle/songs.

Each time I see the original with Gene Wilder, I always have to watch the Family Guy version afterwards and the scene with the farting in the bubble chamber just kills me. It beats the Futurama version with the Slurm.

Another Excellent Review IL !!!

VBB

PS. With all the new Indian MPAs popping up, me and IL have our hands full for the summer to say the least.

 

[Elisabeth C]

You got... "b#tch caned"?... by Johnny Depp??? Aw, DUDE....


Great review as always... can't wait to read the rest!

 

[Hawt Chiq]

Great Post IL.

On a separate note, ever seen that movie American Psycho..your intro, in that tone at the begining of AP, just makes this movie material.

 

[Anni Apple...]

Same thing happened to me in the ring with Macho Man but when I woke up he took my Intercontinental Championship

Nice review, you and VBB are doing a tremendous job of writing great reviews! Little Tito wants some eye candy, I guess I'll go see Holli too LOL!

Tito "never trust anyone named Macho Man" Santana

 

[Minyona]

Nice, well crafted short story, IL. I nominate you for the Booker!

 

[Brymom02]

great review....btw, i just called and her name is Halle as halle berry

 

[whitney]

Thanks asn

Another member PM'd to say the same thing, so I've made the necessary changes.

I know you'll like her dude...

 

[Micky C]

amazing review... i love reading your and VBB's reviews...

shes on my TDL now and i'll report back in a while...

 

[Kyra]

Nice review. I.L.!

Funny, the same thing has happened to me on quite a number of occasions?

I vaguely remember having a great session just before closing time, then - whoof! I'm in the parking lot!

Gotta stop drinking that cheap beer they sell a couple of stores down from Lexa before my appointments.

 

[Girl you dont know]

of Kill Bill fame, aka Kwai Chang Caine of Kung Fu the TV series. We were walking toward each other down this long half-lit hall.

Image of Gogo, aka Chiaki Kuriyama in her skimpy schoolgirl outfit with the ball and chain hiding behind him.

From Kung Fu TV series, image of 108 wooden men lined the hall before one is a good enough fighter to leave Shoalin Temple. Except in my case, all 108 are MPAs in toga robes standing behind Carradine, the Amazon beauty type you see on Wonder woman's island.

IL, interesting read as always.