Review: How to waste 365 bucks in 45 minutes

[justanordinarygirl]

Date: Nov. 9
Provider: Lilly and Sam @ Jade, not at same time
Phone: 214-651-1818
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: 2006 market center blvd
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: BBBJ, LFK, TS, MISH
Session Length: 45 min
Fee: 365$ see ROS
Hair Length and Color: Long, black, straight, with highlights
Age: 40
Smoking Status: Smoker
Nationality: Korean
Physical Description: Lilly is an asian spinner. 5'1 100.... her body is bony and boobs are rock hard solid. She looks very old, lots of wrinkles, even through her make up. Few stretch marks on tummy... if you're into skinny and bony cougars, she's the one for you.

Samantha has a smoking hot body/boobs/tits on a korean. 5'7, 125 34C... Face is not as pretty as the body.
Recommendation: No

 

[mollie65]

I think the that you should blame yourself for this for being drunk. And also drunk driving around. Glad that you go home safely, but I wouldn't consider this a negative review on the places and women you meet, but more of a negative on you for being drunk. Next time, take a taxi home, sleep, sober up and then hit ampville.

 

[wickedrub]

I don't disagree on the drunk part... but my reviews on the providers would have remained the same...

 

[sweetiepie_screamer]

I doubt it.

 

[manny]

I was actually there around that time... seemed like there were a few people drunk that night. I heard one girl scream out "stop ur hurting me!" Nothing bad followed thankfully but it was a very awkward moment. Must have been a rough night

 

[Kristian]

The only trouble with a story like that is: Who ya gonna tell?

Well, I mean, other than us.

And that's probably not very satisfying.

 

[Joseph]

The above tale is just one a MANY reasons why I don't drink. I make enough questionable decisions sober. Drunk, I wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[Day]

 

[Anus]

LFK that is one hell of an interesting story, you appear to be honest in your descriptions of what happened, although the numerous alcoholic beverages had to have some impairment in memory.

To engage in hobbying that late in the evening based on intel some providers have explained to me seriously decrease the chances of outstanding service, attitude, enthusiasm, usual clientele at that time, etc. Better luck next time.

 

[LP S]

I find the story entertaining. Made me laugh a couple of times.

 

[Dayrena]

 

[viking]

 

[Big Head 22]

I think the moral of this story is...DON'T DRINK AND HOBBY! I had an appointment with Lilly at lunch time yesterday and had one of the most intense GFE/borderline PSE experiences I've had in a long time. Granted, Lilly is no spring chicken, but she more than makes up for it with her attitude and performance. I will be writing a review of my visit with Lilly as soon as time permits. Meanwhile, I give her a very enthusiastic "two thumbs up"!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Great review, LFK. I'm not gonna preach at you about drinking. I used to get drunk and go amping when I was 25 like you, but that was 22 years ago! I can tell you from experience, though, that had you been sober, you prolly would have had a better time.

c.dude

 

[Alex B]

Yupper, Never Drink, Drive and Hobby, almost never works out!
and yes, I learned this lesson myself 21 Years Ago-

 

[Questionarre]

I honestly do have fun, after couple drinks, and then hobby... but 2 nights ago was just such an unique experience... as you all see

 

[The Brat Princess]

When I was a regular at Hawaii my girl would tell me that Saturday nights were the worse because of the drunks that would come in. They have a difficulty getting hard and once they do they can't keep it up. Since you're younger LKF that probably isn't a problem, but I do know that that they just don't like dealing with drunks in general.

 

[Broderick]

 

[Nekhtet]