Review: Jewels of Sillhouette

[jess b]

I thought I had posted this review earlier this year, but obviously I neglected to do so. I have been reading some of the recent posts regarding Silhouette and it reminded me of the following encounter:

It was a stormy and cold Friday night. I was coming back from a stag. I was roaring off the QEW full of stamina. I didn't have enough time to make it up to any one of my faves, so I stopped into Silhouette. There were 3 ladies available. Two of them looked more interested in their television show and the third being Jewels. She walked up to the counter and said, "I'm available if you're interested." I thought "Sure." She grabbed my hand and walked me off to the room.

I had a shower and Jewels entered the room shortly afterwards. She disrobed to reveal a nice little package. She proceeded with a crappy backrub, but probably one of the best butt massages I have had in a while. I'm not talking the wonder enema of the century, simply giving the cheeks a little workout. So far so good.

We switched places. Her skin was nice and soft. The pictures on the Silhouette website are accurate. Overall, a good-looking girl. http://www.silhouettespa.com/jewels/ I think she has three tattoos. She was semi-responsive to my touch. She rolled over and then I encountered the 'lockdown'. My free for all exploration was denied. The magnificent breasts were for light hand touching only. The build-up that Johnson experienced during the butt massage had completely gone away. I may as well have been screaming, "I was in the pool!" Due to the limitations, I decided to end the reverse portion early. She thanked me for not being forceful and for respecting her wishes.

When I got back on the table, Jewels commented that I still had some time left prior to the big finish. She massaged my legs and chest. Once again, it was quite good. Then came the BS portion. She told me she would slide, but didn't like getting squirted on her chest. WTF? She performed a not bad BS and I gave her the sign. She jumped off the table and took the matter into her own hands.

Normally I would have taken my lumps and chalked this up to being an evening gone wrong. Though, I should have seen the warning sings though. During my two prior visits to Silhouette, I noticed Jewels sitting there without clients. All in all, I was disappointed. I spent the evening in a SC watching ladies and was mighty horned up. The session was a letdown

I don't go into MP's expecting to get laid. I do get irritated when I receive mixed signals. I'm not sure if this was a classic example of YMMV, maybe it was a bad night for her or perhaps she just didn't feel like trying. One thing I did do was tell her how I felt. I didn't lecture her, but explained that I could get better service (cheaper) elsewhere. She left the room confused and annoyed. On my way out, she remarked "No hard feelings."

$115 NR
$ 40 BS
NO Tip
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$155 Total

Looks 9
Attitude 6
Massage 7
Reverse 4
Release 6

Repeat NO

 

[Mark the zoophylist]

Good review Pblues

I had a similiar situation at Silhouette a month ago except with Lexi...

I read a review today about lexi by Hue Nauh(or something)...he gave her a 10 out of 10....so I pm him today asking if he got extra or something....b/c the only extra I got was I didn't have to use my own hand...

Lexi doesn't know how to massage unless you think light touching is considered a massage....apparently she can't talk and massage at the same time and I made the big mistake of talking about Krakow (place where she is from)....for 5 mins we just talked....and the BS($155 total for 45 mins) as I recall was mechanical and boring....no variations

anyway Lexi @Silhouette reminded me of girls from European Touch Spa....eye candy but lacking in substance and sensuality in the massage

I hope Hue Nauh replies to my PM, I want to know why his experience was so different....

I think I rather rent a Seymour Butts video and use my hand then repeat with Silhouette...if all the girls are the same like Pblues and my experiences....

 

[:) smile (:]

Very true. I had forgotten about that when I saw her. She can't do 2 things at once. For those of you who like to talk, keep quiet during the first part of the massage or she'll stop what she's doing while she talks to you. Nice girl though.

 

[dadada]

I agree that Lexi is as cold as they get. No chemistry.. No intimacy.. no sensous feeling whatsoever.

Just pure BS (not body slide)

Again, I went to SIL after a review of Lexi by same poster.

 

[devy]

Ditto on the Jewels sentiment.

 

[clade]

Damnit! I was planning on seeing Lexi, but only because everyone says Oliva is so bad.

Thats too bad, the place is fairly close. Can anyone recomend a better place (better attitude girls I mean) that is near to Silhouette or further west?

 

[Patio of Fun]

My experiences at Sil have been mixed.

Savannah (apparently she is Shannon at SRM?) was a true GFE that made the whole experience extremely enjoyable. I left the place thinking that was money well spent (instead of thinking "how long did I have to work to pay for that?")

Another MP (name escapes me) allowed DATY and was very sexy.

Since then, my trips have been rather disappointing.

However, I read somewhere that Christie was recommended. Do a search, give her a try, then report back...the three step program!

Most reviews on Olivia have been mixed. If you're willing to spend the dough, I think she responds positively. If you're a cheapo, forget it. I've never had Olivia myself but I think the general consensus is that she thinks highly of herself and demands the same of her patrons.

On the bright side, Sil is a clean and classy place.

Fitz

 

[Reoriented]

Try Lexa Studio.. they're only about 3-5 km away (on Brown's Line). Only problem is communal shower.

 

[Beverly (Bea)]

Nikki
Amanda (the original)
Nancy

Can anyone tell me if the Amanda@Silhouette is the original one? I miss my sessions with her.

 

[lil g]

My vote still goes to Sarah, who is such a sweetie-pie! I really don't understand why you fellows keep overlooking her as she's one of the nicest ladies there.

 

[lunajanett]

I have to agree Beaver...I hope I am correct, I saw Sarah a few years back. She was my second MP Experience. She made me feel so comfortable...and she did a great job with the relase also!

I never asked about extras back then, because I didn't know that they existed! Maybe next time I go back to see her, I will inquire. How have your experiences been with her?

I also saw a girl named Angela a few years back there, and received FS from her...nice experience!

 

[picaroonschest]

In regards to extras, I am pretty certain that Sarah does not do anything beyond the NR. For the record, when I go to a MP I don't expect anything more than a great NR session - for anything more than that I go see a full-service SP instead. Therefore, I rate MPAs based on their attitude and personality as much as by their sensual massage skills.

I adore little Sarah because she always has such a warm and welcoming way about her. She's incredibly gentle and affectionate with a delightful smile and warm, musical voice. She always is happy to indulge my craving for cuddling as well, making her as much of a "GFE" as I would hope for at a MP. Perhaps her age is also a factor in my preference, as she is probably in her mid-30s, which is my favourite type of lady.

In short, Sarah is not going to be the most wildly erotic MP you will encounter, but I believe she makes up for it by being as genuinely sweet and affectionate a woman as you're likely to find in the MP scene. Be nice to her, fellows, and you'll have her purring like a cute little kitten!

 

[Ross P]

Despite all of the negative reviews on Olivia, I still am her #1 fan. She continues to give me amazing massages every time I go there. Of course, I have been seeing her constantly for almost 2 years. Maybe she gives better massages if she knows you better. I'm not sure what the deal is with her attitude, but whenever I get a massage from her, it is mind blowing. I still say she has some of the best hands in the business.

 

[Pokemon Fan]

Everytime I read a review on SIL no one mentions Maria. HELLO!
See this girl. I have been to SIL many times and seen 90% of the girls. MARIA is the only one I see there now that Angela has left.

 

[Khan K]

I saw Jewels when she was still at Blue Lagoon. She sucked. Not literally mind you. "Careful with the boobs," "They're sensitive," that kind of stuff. I might as well had a shower and waxed the dolphin myself...

 

[geomark]

Yes the original Amanda has returned , unchanged and as sweet as ever

 

[ChristianR]

Had the same experience with Sarah and Jewels...very lame they look good but thats it...they should be as good as they look....but far far far from that.....

 

[time.]

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