Review: Jordan @ Platinum

[Isa Bella]

This being my first review, I thought I would review a new girl at Platinum that I had the fortune to meet. I have read many reviews in order to get an understanding of what is acceptable to say and not. I also understand that I will be called something like a shill.

I have been to platinum before and all I can say is that the girls I have seen there are great. I went yesterday and had a session with a woman called Jordan. Her first day there and I was a little leery about having a session with a complete "newbie". Jordan is a tall drink of water. 6' and built like a ballerina but with nice natural c cups. She has long dark hair and has a definite latin or EE look to her although she is canadian. A beautiful body and face to be sure.

Jordan gives a firm massage and was very concerned with my having a good time, which I absolutely did. And she was not at all superficial, but rather a straightshooter with a very pleasant disposition considering this was the first day of being pawed by assholes like me. On the flip Jordan was very receptive to my massage technique, which I must admit is rather flawless , and my pecker hit an incredible hardness when watching her writhe on the table.

I am definitely going to go see Jordan once again and I hope the next time is as good as the next. No special extras or dirty stuff if that what you guys are thinking, but just a good erotic massage.

 

[redapples]

Shill

 

[toughcountryfucker]

Its funny when you can tell when a woman writes a review.

 

[CB#32]

If you're right that Jordan herself wrote this review then are we to believe that this is what she thinks of us??



HMMMM, naaaaaa , can't be, CAN IT?

 

[ohblueberry]

Even funnier are guys so sure they can tell.

 

[Angi]

Let the moderators figure out if they are a shill or not please.

 

[chezmund]

Hey Guys,

I completely understand your suspicion of me. However I decided to offer a review of someone new, rather than ask a million questions that irritate the vets and get a "DO A SEARCH YOU MORON!" I could have made some funny meaningless statements in a post within a thread that does not offer anything. I really don't care if you guys think I'm shilling, but my fear is that my review does more damage to a new nice and sexy girl like Jordan. I have seen my fair share of MPA's that were awesome because I got some of the good reviews from here, and thought to myself, rather than review Jennifer HFH, Sophie @ SRM, Eve from Barrie (that's a joke) or my absolute favourite Ashley @ HFH for the umpteenth time, I would rather offer something up new and maybe get in the running for the TOFTT award. But I guess I have to take my lumps like any other newbie and I am completely fine. Seriously though guys I had a good time with Jordan and I felt compelled to tell people about it. Oh one last thing, I think I got an anheurism from my duo with Katie and Emily on Sat morning. Jesus H Christ you mutherfuckers...Anyone think about posting a warning on those two. My pecker is still convulsing

 

[Simply Telisha]

Alright, I"m convinced. You don't have boobies.

 

[rodney c]

No I do have boobies

 

[Twilight fan!!!]

I commend you for writing a very nice review. It looks like you did your research and were respectful.

Thank you for TOFTT ... I will put you up for the newbie nomination.

As to the others who jumped on him, this is the same attitude that goes back 4 years and continues until today. When will some of you ever learn, your biting the hand that feeds you reviews. Jumping on the guy as part of a hazing is kind of immature and it also makes them not want to post future reviews.

VBB

 

[homer00j]

Well put VBB, my thoughts also.

Thanks TTB for writing the review. I saw Jordan's name on the schedule yesterday and was wondering about her since she seems to be new.

 

[Chopsmom]

Glad to see there are others who don't feel the need to jump down someone's throat for posting a positive review and have a low post count.

Frankly post count means nothing since some people have hundreds of posts with little or no reviews..... so what makes that person more credible.

Furthermore, lots of people lurk for a long time before joining, so they probably have more massage experience than one would think.

Finally, its great to get reviews of new or lesser reviewed MPAs because the top ones have already gotten enough press that we don't need another newbie telling us how great Amber of SRM is.

My apologies to Amber for using her as an example but I think she's a perfect example of someone who has good reviews and probably doesn't need anymore. But that's not to say people shouldn't throw in their 2 cents regarding a popular MPA.

 

[Ji.ngleberr.ies]

To VBB and Revolver,

I thank you for your bevvy of reviews. You are the cause of much of my MPA happiness over the last couple of weeks. And VBB I love the reviews and your integrity that shows within.

I don't mind the "flaming" (I hope that's the right term) because I expected it before I posted. I actually could give a fuck, because its always the leeches that complain the most. The only people who have the right to comment on whether I am a shill or not are those that post "reviews". BTW to the other knights in shining that came to this "damzel in distress" cause, I thank you. My manboobs thank you as well.

 

[BUDDY]

I know a woman didn't write this review. Why? Because no woman would use, or even come up with the name The Terd Burglar.

 

[Erimus]

AHHH now that is a true guy statement if I ever heard one, not that I ever doubted you! WELCOME to the board!!

 

[Heidi A]

Thank you Rayden. You are definitely on my list of people that will be spared when we invade your planet. Watch the skies my friend...watch the skies