Review: L1 Nightmare on Jeantta - dream #3109

[DJ ohio.]

Date: 9/4/2010
Provider: Lea the ancient gargoyle
Phone: 832-433-8458
Email Address: http://www.myproviderguide.com/escorts/houston/free-posts/w4m/3143590.html
URL / Website: censored on cl
City: houston
State: Texas
Address: among the ramshackle radiator shops on Jeanetta between Westheimer and Richmond
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: massage?
Session Length: 60 minutes
Fee: .60 door + negotiated extras
Hair Length and Color: black past shoulders
Age: 4x
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Knotty and gnarled tree stump comes to mind. 3.5 on the scale. teetering on the edge of warted BUW. Very short and roundish. Big booty, stuppy legs, bumpy skin (in the dark who f'ing knows what thats about) saggy b's and a flabby pooch.
Recommendation: No

 

[jwthoughts]

DAMN!! I'm sorry for your suffering.


What made you think there would be hot diamonds in the rough in this neck of the woods? What intel?

 

[mpc717vc]

Damn that's horrible, I would have cut my loss and GTFO! I always ask for a line up before I throw away my money, and I have walked out many times despite their bitching and moaning in their native tongue lol.

 

[??? ??? ???]

I am just wondering what made you stay. The " bumbs " would have had me out the door.

 

[Maddie]

Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Kevin G]

You've got to know when to hold them, when to fold them,

When to walk away.

When to run!

 

[Jennifer P]

Ouch !!! Thanks for the intel..........

 

[workinmama]

Not only a useful warning, but entertaining prose! Thanks and enjoyed the read - should go in a new Halloween section...

 

[Kelly M]

Sucker!

 

[The Jenilynn Rush]

Very well written, got some great lines in there.

 

[Marcella]

funny stuff ! LOL. Sorry for the experience

 

[jordan g]

Not quite Coke can quality stuff but horrible none the less. I feel for you bro.

 

[POTENT]

that was her fastgun =0

 

[jase25064342]

Been there. Saw someone a little younger, better body, 7 in looks. Massive upsell and promises of how good it will be "next time". I don't plan on returning.

 

[JaiDiva]

Thanks for having the brass balls to write about your ordeal and warning us about the bad scene you went through, macaca.

We all have to pay our dues in the hobby, but it helps the brothers to avoid unnecessary pitfalls whenever possible.

 

[Lauren P]

I went to that place a couple weeks ago and was pleasantly surprised to be met by a fairly cute ~ 25 year old Chinese lady. She takes me to the far back room and leaves briefly. I start taking off my shirt and shoes. She returns and she asks for (what I thought was) $60. As I peel off $60, she says "No, it's $160. You must pay for tip now."

I told her I was happy to pay a tip, but only after service was rendered and she would be tipped appropriately. She completely ignored me, so I put the money back in my pocket, got dressed and left. She muttered some crap in Chinese to another heftier not-so-good-looking girl that had now come out of another room as I was walking toward the front door to leave. Obviously I can't know the outcome but I learned long ago if something doesn't feel right it's better to play the hunch and simply move on. Reading this post makes me damn glad I left without paying and (perhaps) playing.