Review - Last Bella

[__sanja_____]

I visited Bella Spa tonight, on the Danforth west of Coxwell.

I had my first, real bodyslide tonight. I think that I've also had my last. What a dismal waste of money. What disappointment.

I got there late, between 2:30 and 3:00 a.m. I phoned and a guy answered. When I told him that I'd been there before, he told me all of the names of the ladies. I was unfamiliar with them. He said that the ladies were Canadian, European and Spanish.

I was only a couple of blocks away so I walked over. I entered the place, there were two men in the waiting room and another fellow with a cordless phone in hand. That's who I'd spoken to. Inside, a woman poked her head out of a massage room. She looked very pretty, with somewhat dark skin.

One guy was waiting for a massage, the other was waiting for his friend. Evidently, the one guy wanted a specific girl. The door opened and the woman I'd caught a glimpse of poked her head in the door.

She looked very friendly and very good. She asked me if I was waiting for someone specific. I told her that I hadn't been but... I then gestured at the two guys and said that they were ahead of me. The one said that I was on deck. I jumped up and followed her.

Her name was Anna.

I had a shower and she came back into the room. She was tall and slender. Very slender. She was also very pretty with long, brownish, highlighted hair. I was astonished. She wore sheer, black lingerie.

I was in love. She was stunning.

I gave her $40 for the room fee (which was $35). Of course, I got no change. The massage began. It was scarcely noticeable but I didn't really care. After asking me to turn over, she asked me if I wanted something special.

I decided on a body slide. I've never had one before but I've read reviews here on massageplanet.net that made me think that I really needed one. Upon considering that this woman had a face and body that was a fantasy for me, I thought, what the heck. It's only $80 extra. It'll be worth it.

Sigh!

It wasn't worth it.

She undressed. She was perfect. Slender and firm with perfect, uplifted breasts that were a sight to behold. Her skin was light brown, her nipples darker. Neither her breasts nor her nipples were huge but they were perfectly proportioned. Perfect.

There was no fat on her body but she wasn't bony. She was a delight to look upon whether she walked, turned or just stood still.

The bodyslide however was not a delight. I always thought that it involved some actual bodysliding. It was just a handjob.

It wasn't a horrible handjob it just was a major downer. It was lifeless. She was in a hurry. It was a race for her. Her touch was nice, very nice. Just disappointing. I couldn't touch her. Just her breasts and not very much. It was weird. I had to think about it but I'm certain that she offered me a nude reverse. Given how she acted with a body slide, I couldn't imagine what the heck would have happened with the reverse. I still don't have a clue.

I didn't really want things to end in sixty seconds. Forgetting about the physical contact, I was happy to just look at her. I tried to get her to pause for a moment even to ask her if she'd be willing to wring out a second shot. I had to hold her hands to do so. She was in a hurry. She told me that another $60 would do it. I thought about it but I just felt frustrated so I let it slide.

All in all, a major disappointment. I don't think I'll waste my money on a bodyslide again, nor at this moment, do I plan on visiting Bella again. This despite having a spectacular massage there previously with another woman. This made me feel like the previous massage had been a fluke.

So...

Face: 8
Body: 10
Massage Quality: 3
Finish: 5

Lack of Falseness: 2
Mileage: 2

Repeat: Cold day in hell

If the session had cost me a total of $60. I wouldn't have a real complaint. At $120 it was a huge letdown; made worse because the masseuse was exactly my type of eye candy.

It wasn't that she was rude or obnoxious. To the contrary, she was unfailingly polite, friendly and professional. She had machine-like professionalism in fact. Not an experience that I ever want to repeat.

 

[ko628]

I dunno what to make of this review. Shes great looking, got a great touch, but she's bad? Do you mean you didnt click? and she didnt oil you up and her up and slide around on you kind of like sliding down a slip and slide ..you got gyped big time.

Ive always found bella to be a bit of dive, threadbare towels and the like, went once and based on area and sense (or absence) of sanitation, opted to never repeat.

 

[brooklyn]

The place is okay. It's not upscale. It looked clean enough. You're right about the towels. It's really a convenient place for me, especially considering the hours. C'est la vie.

Visually, she turned my crank. In terms of personality, I felt she was kind of plastic. Maybe I'm wrong but that's how I felt. If everything else had matched her looks, I'd be there every payday. I won't go back.

As far as touch... she didn't hurt, wrench, twist anything. As handjobs go, it was okay. Zero teasing, just stroking. Some women squeeze too hard or yank too hard or pull in uncomfortable directions. This women didn't. That's really what I meant.

I guess that we didn't click.

She didn't want to get any oil on herself.

No sliding. At all. Just her hand. As fast as possible.

 

[aredsailjunk]

I've had lots of bad slides, and the difference between the bad ones and good ones is night and day.

The best ones feel like you are having sex, even if you aren't (and sometimes you are if you're Chairman Mao). I had one recently at Gemini on the Danforth and the girl spent what seemed like forever just riding my cock with her smooth, creamy breasts. Man, didn't even need to get down to the Y on that slide.

Slides, almost above all else, require chemistry to work. Also great hygiene.

Because slides are expensive, it's best not book the slide too early in the session, but add it on once she's taken her clothes off and you know she's got some skills and the chemistry is working.

If it's your thing, slides often lead to sex. Anytime I've had FS at an MP, it started with a slide

 

[Pompal 09.]

Interesting.

I didn't know what I was doing. I took the BS after turning over. There wasn't any chemistry. Nothing horrible just cheerfully bland. In retrospect, I don't believe that she gets involved with the guys on the table. I can't imagine chemistry with her. She kept a wall up.

As to hygiene, I think I was clean. I showered while in the room. Not a quickie shower either, everything was well-scrubbed.

 

[Amanda :D]

Well, I certainly wouldn't swear off champagne because someone tried to convince me Baby Duck was the real thing the first time I asked for some. All this stuff in the private rooms of an MP isn't really that much different than with a GF, it's just way more structured and the timeframe is very, very compressed. Ultimately though, just as w/ your GF, your good time depends on either two of you 'clicking' or her talent as an actor. At least a minimal kind of 'good time' is guaranteed by the payment at an MP, but because this stuff is more artistic than industrial, I'd suggest you look for another artist.

And your account does suggest that there was an offence under the Trades Descriptions Act, a Body Slide requiring that at least once, one whole body should slide on another body or part thereof. What happened shouldn't have, and that's a shame, but the complaint should go to her or the manager at the time, or

 

[Justified]

The sad facts are that drop dead girls are rarely any good, and when they are they are quickly recruited up the chain to better quality MP's.

My experience is that the best slides are usually girls pretty enough to get you going, but not so spectacular that they're ice queens.

Good luck. I know what it's like when you dropped $80 for two minutes of whatever.

 

[Rosa]

O.:

As a matter of record, would you describe Anna as, Latin/Black/Indian?

 

[Kitten]

When I called, the guy told me that there were Canadian, European and Spanish ladies there.

When I was in the room with her, I asked her which she was. She laughed and said, "I guess I'm Spanish."

I think she said that she was a mix of West Indian and Portuguese.

To the eye, her skin is a light caramel colour. When I saw her, I assumed that she was West Indian, I dunno why.

The more I think about her, the more I think about the SP thread a while back about the RealDoll.

As to the question of champagne versus Baby Duck, I understand. My problem was that I was paying real champagne prices for the Baby Duck.

Oh well, sometimes things just suck. And not in a good way.

 

[carla c]

I had a massage by a MPA named Anna at Bella a while back. Based on the description, I think it was the same one, but can't be certain. She was tanned, tall, and had a great body and ass. But I would describe more as mulatto (black mix) than Spanish.

Anyway, I only had the nude reverse, so I can't comment on her BS skills. I do recall that she was quite sweet and polite but restrictive - although she was having her period at the time....

 

[SJM]

I'll start with the new MP.

I'm not interested in giving them any hard-earned cash anymore.

There are a limit to the late-night places in the neighbourhood though. I only know of one other -- Danforth Spa on the Danforth east of Coxwell.

Not a comfortable place but I've had an okay and then a great massage there before.