Review - Lonni @ BBC

[coolade]

Sigh, I hope that all of you hardcore BBC fans won't flame me for this review...anyway, here goes...

Went to see Lonni at BBC, not my favourite body type, but better than the 1 alternative (whose name I can't remember).

Anyway, I am taken to a room at the front and am told to put the robe on and make myself comfortable. The room was very nice with low lighting, candles, and it smelled nice.

The room however was freezing, and for the entire hour...half of my brain was trying to keep my teeth from chattering.

Anyway, Lonni comes in and starts with about of light massage, which was pleasant...but nothing to write home about.

Then we come to the flip...she starts with a CBJ, and it was not very good...I am sure that she was trying to avoid FS, as she went for at least 10 minutes...and I didn't even have to think about sports to keep from finishing.

On a scale of 1-10 it was a 5. finally we get to the FS. Now...unlike other MP's this room has a rickety thin massage table, which is absolutely inappropriate for 2 people. She started with CG and it was uncomfortable as her knees were in my ribs...then went to doggy from behind, with her leaning on the table....the 6 inch heels meant I was on my toes in order to penetrate...very uncomfortable. Finally tried mish and the look on her face made me soft. Ended up pulling out and leaving...

However, she did offer me a hot towel to clean the oil off, so I said yes please...then 5 minutes later she comes in with the towel and hands it to me...I had to ask for her to wipe my back...and the towel was way too hot.

Location - 2
Looks - 6
A - 6
S - 3

I spent $.5 and didn't even get off.

Would I repeat? Not even if it was free. I feel ripped off.

For the owner/manager of BBC, get yourself some half decent tables, and pay your electric bill...or at least turn up the heat. Actually, I don't care if you do...I won't be back anyway.

 

[Craven]

i hear ya..
cold in the rooms..
tables sqeak like hell.
and the hot water takes forever in the shower.