Review: Nancy at Alden Club

[Steve E]

Was on my way home from the east end of the GTA on Saturday night, and decided that I wanted to try out the Alden Club that I've heard so much about.

Located in the Highway 7-Warden Avenue area, Alden Club is in an industrial strip mall. Being 5:30 or so on a Saturday afternoon I had no problems, but I would think that during the day parking might be a problem. Most of the spots in the immediate area are reserved for the respective businesses.

Upon entering I was greeted by a woman who I recognized from the website and descriptions here to be Nancy sitting in a chair. Strange welcome. Nancy: You been here before? Me: No, not to this place. Nancy (sounding almost surprised): You wanna stay? Me: Uh, yeah. Nancy: OK, come on. I assume that "the chair" seats the next available MPA, because when I left another MPA was sitting there. Strange way to be greeted. Kind of like a spider in the middle of a web waiting for a fly to get stuck! I wasn't offered a chance to meet any other MPAs.

Nancy took me to a room. Nice room, quite large. Although I knew what to expect from descriptions here, it's still a bit strange not to see a massage table, but only an arm chair and love seat. She tells me the shower is across the way (I prefer a shower in the room), would I like to have one. "Yes," says I. She hands me a ragged old robe that has seen better days. I walk across, shower, jump out and the only towel available is a thin ragged old towel (good match for the robe.) Note to management: invest in new robes and towels!

I go back into the room, wait a few minutes with the TV playing "Much More Music" - oh please! Nancy re-enters, we agree on a service and price ($130 for 30 minutes BS which includes the room fee- reasonable enough.) She sits beside me and starts asking me repeatedly if I'm shy (I presume because although I was fully "exposed" I had left the robe draped around my shoulders and underneath me - somehow was not anxious to have my bare skin touching the couch knowing what goes on there (in fairness, it looked quite clean.) Anyway, finally got down to things.

Nancy is attractive enough, but as others have noted very heavily made up - not really my thing to be honest. She has a nice body, medium sized breasts. There are limitations involved in this love seat thing. Nancy was very touchy, but without being able to lay flat out it just didn't seem as satisfying as a regular MP would be. The best way I can think of to describe it is it's similar to the guilty pleasure of making out with a high school girlfriend on her parents' couch. Nancy was very affectionate, lots of cuddles and kisses, touches in the right places, good release (although no clean-up after. She just told me I could use the shower. I really like the hot cloths that many MPs have available for after the session.) She's what most guys would probably describe as a real GFE. But in the end it seemed very artificial to me. Don't get me wrong. I know it's always artificial. I don't fall into the trap of thinking these girls want to marry me and bear my children, but they usually put on a good enough show that the fantasy takes over and for the time you're there you think they really care about you. I found Nancy a bit distant in terms of personality. She didn't really ask much about me, didn't offer much about herself. It was very professional.

End result? A bit disappointing. Heading up from the east end, I was considering Alden or IT; thinking afterward I should have tried IT. If you're feeling stressed and really want a massage along with the other things, I wouldn't recommend it. The set-up just doesn't lend itself to a real massage. Would I try it again? Probably not, but if I did, I'd try someone other than Nancy. I know she gets great reviews here (and maybe the chemistry was just not there between us) but I left feeling a bit disappointed, but at least I've had the Alden Club experience.

 

[Preggo]

Good review Stedon.What's with the cell block finishing at that place? Although I have never been there and never plan on going I'm just curious what made the owners go with the Turkish prison motife.Anyone who's curious as to what I'm talking about should take a look at their website one time.The place looks like a scene taken out of "The Adventures of Euro Prison Babes".

 

[fljoe]

One of my top 10 movies this year

 

[tynamitom]

Are Nancy's tits all-natural?

 

[East Bay Punk Mafia]

No doubt about it. One of these days I'm just gonna go to this place for a good laugh. They should rename this place Cell Block 69 feat. the fruitopia machine.

 

[Stephenie]

I agree - I like Valaries looks. This may be the only reason why I might return to Alden Club. Has anyone seen her yet?



B.B.

 

[klutzie]

Yes they are ... felt natural to me. Nancy is quite attractive IMO. A little too much makeup though.