REVIEW: (New)Ashley @ SRM

[Head Like A Hole]

http://www.royalspa.ca/ladies/ashley

40 minute Bodyslide: $50 door, $100 donation

Like many others, I've been intrigued with Ashley's pictures since they were posted a couple of weeks ago. I'd actually planned on seeing Athena (PLAN A), but unfortunately she had to leave SRM early. Remembering that Ashley was also working, I decided to implement "Plan B."

As any client knows "Plan B" can sometimes be very risky, especially with a new MPA. A safer choice would have been Monica @ Utopia, whom I have a very nice relationship with. That said, I've been sticking to regulars for a few months now and thought what the hell...

I took a shower and waited for Ashley to appear, which she did after a few moments. If you like Ashley's pictures you'll definitely like her in person. I'm a legs and ass man, and Ashley's are very nice. The rest of her body is hot too, with perky little breasts and nice mulatto skin. Her ancestory is part Guyanese, but she's NOT West Indian in the Halle/Shanti/Tamara/Monica sense. Ashley's facial features are more African, and if you think of a light skinned black girl such as Lisa Bonet you're on the right track.

... and that's not whistling Dixie my friends....

We introduced ourselves, and I assumed the position on the table. Ashley gives a VERY firm massage, which I enjoy. She really worked on my lats, traps and shoulders applying alot of pressure to my lower back. Ashley's no RMT but clients who complain of MPA's with a light touch won't be disappointed this time. Unfortunately there was no teasing or eroticism to the massage. It was therapeutic but not "stimulating".

I asked to reverse, if for no other reason than to look at her hot body. I loved rubbing oil into her skin and watched it glisten. I asked Ashley to flip and I massaged between her breasts and down her stomach, but avoided the most obvious areas. I like to tease the hell out of MPA's but save the fun stuff for the release.

The conversation was sporadic up until this point: professional and courteous rather than friendly.

Soon I was back on the table lying on my back. Ashley massaged my legs then rubbed herself up my chest until we were face to face. I of course had my hands on that gorgeous ass of hers. Ashley started the "moaning" thing which I found annoying coz:

1.) she'd been very quiet up until that point.
2.) I wasn't aroused and there wasn't much sexual chemistry between us.

I sensed the session starting to go downhill and thought I'd better take control. I asked Ashley to stand up and lean over the table. I asked for permission to "touch her" which was granted, so I applied some lubricant to both my hands. I rubbed her butt, thighs & back with my left hand while I put on a show for HER with my right. Ashley seemed to get more into the session now but I honestly wasn't sensing a great vibe.

I didn't feel comfortable asking for Italian or even going for the finish in that position, so after a few moments I lay back down on the table and asked her to lie beside me.

As the clock count down I could sense Ashley getting more uncomfortable until it was obvious she just wanted things to be over. We went a little bit into OT and when the deed was done she was off the table very quickly. Ashley told me she didn't want to get into trouble WRT time, so I let her jump in the shower while I dressed. Not another word was spoken between us until the final goodbye.

I think Ashley sensed my discomfort at the way things ended and just wanted the session to be over ASAP.

I left thinking I should have watched porn tonight and seen Athena tomorrow.

SUMMARY

Ashley's a sexy girl with a hot body and cute face. She'll probably do well from walk in business but I'm not sure if she'll build a repeat clientelle. Certainly I had very little erotic chemistry with her.

Massage: 7.5/10

Face: 8.0/10

Body: 9.0/10

Attitude: 7.0/10

Personality: 7.0/10

Fun Factor: 6.0/10

Repeat: NO

 

[Michaela B]

thanks for TOFTT IL....guess i will not be seeing ashley any time soon

 

[Vivien N]

Thanks for TOFTT !!!

A nice review going to plan B !

VBB

PS. Sorry but Soccer keeps me away, once every 4 years.

 

[twistd_love]

thanks for the review. good info

 

[thorn105]

There's only so much you could have done to rescue the session. If the MPA's not on the same page as you, it's usually a sinking effort.

Usually with ho-hum sessions, the picture is painted early on as in your case when you mentioned it not being "stimulating".

Nice Review, IL.

 

[Darius Alaric O]

You know it's not a good session when you prefer your hand to hers.

I am not one to pour salt in the wounds so I won't say anything, however Cornelius is one sick monkey and he says damn you all to hell, if you are going to stray from your regulars you should have seen Eve.

Thanks for another well-written review IL and I can empathize with a plan b gone awry.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sounds like many of the newer SRM girls. Hot to look at but not into what they are doing and therefore an ultimate waste of time and money.

 

[RedSnook]

On the way home I was actually thinking about Eve (Plan C) and could hear Cornelius laughing at me Something about me being a silly human...



Sometimes I've gotten really nervous, Mr Happy's not co-operated but I've still had a fantastic first session. In this case, I think we were both watching the clock and hoping the pain would end.

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In general, I've come to the conclusion that MPA's either "get it" or they don't. The top MPA's at SRM and elsewhere know how to please and tease. Even if the mileage is at the lower end of the scale you still leave feeling like a million bucks.

I'm only one man with one opinion, and with Ashley it could have been a case of YMMV.

 

[Master Road]

Sometimes I wonder if we have become too spoiled. Maybe some of these girls would have been fairly good when we are newbies.

I agree this was not a good session... but it still sounded better then some of the others I have had from newbies recently (i.e. Hailey at Platinum, Mya at Platinum)

I occassioanlly dabble in the newcomer (seen maybe 6 or 7 this year) and they have been for the most part very disappointing. I wonder if my thoughts would have been the same four years ago, when I was just thrilled that some hot chick finished me off. I have two established regulars right now (as we discussed recently IL ) and its hard for a new girl to provide a service anywhere near them - it's a difficult standard to live up to, especially when you have selected your more frequent visits amongst several outstanding providers, based on a connection that is more then just looks.

 

[Icarius]

You bring up a very good point hak, and I really thought about that before writing this.

I honestly try to remember that I've known all my regular MPA's for over a year now, and in the case of Monica @ Utopia 2.5 years.

That said, I saw Asha @ HFH her first DAY as an MPA... EVER. When I was stepping out of the shower and she had a towel in her hand ready to dry me off I knew we had a winner. Her inexperience was totally overshadowed by her positive attitude and upbeat personality.

Same with Shanti @ BChain. I saw Shanti her first week and just knew she'd be successful.

Lastly, it's important to remember Ashley used to work at Alphacare under the name Bella, so SHE'S no newbie...

Anyway, no point in dwelling. I'm sure a session with Athena in the next week will cheer me up immensely !