Review: not really loving love

[Twilight Fan]

Date: 1/13/2011
Provider: Love
Phone: 832 352 7248
Email Address: -
URL / Website: http://houston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/up-late-call-me-now-special-90-this-hour-call-now-32/9711327
City: houston
State: Texas
Address: 290 / west road
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: massage, lame hj, lame bodyslide
Session Length: 25, paid for 1 hour
Fee: 140
Hair Length and Color: black, shoulder length
Age: 35+
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Black/African
Physical Description: this is a big one fellas., MUCH bigger than the pictures.. I would say she is a BBW deluxe.., the second B standing for big as well., because she certainly isn't beautiful..
Recommendation: No

 

[bigestpimpin]

It took me 15 minits to read this motherfucker,(and I can read over 1100 words a minit) I was laughing so fucking hard I had tears in my eyes. I'm sorry I can't say sorry tough luck, this is just waaaaayyyyy to fucked up. Lmmfao!!!!!!! Oh ps. Thanks for the laughs. After reading this again I think i'd rather be with a water buffalo.

 

[Indycar Girl]

Goddamn bro, thanks for the warning!!

 

[Nova]

Thanks for the good morning laugh. Sorry for your pain.

 

[Scott H]

Another instant classic!

 

[Danny P]

I agree, I think there should be somewhere, reviews like this should be put, so if you want to get a good laugh, just click on that forum, or something like that.

 

[good y tu shoes]

LMFAO!
Thanks for warning!

 

[Chandru .]

 

[KBT]

you all are welcome for the warning... i try to make negative reviews humorous.. makes them more memorable..

 

[han]

When you are in the hobby long enough it happens...

Great review, I was waiting for the reference of the stank that was coming from between her thighs. That's the only thing that was missing.

 

[misscara]

Reading this review made my day. I have to admit that I have been too many session where the same thoughts went through my head, but it hasn't been this bad!

 

[Meganne M]

IT'S A FUCKING CLASSIC!!!!!!!! Lmao