Review of Elley before she goes!

[Princess Jess]

Ah, Elley... she of the black and white photos that still stand as two of the best images ever used to advertise a WL. So much so that one anonymous fan essentially traced the 'head back arms horizontal' image and submitted it to Ralph magazine as artwork. They printed it. Universally admired by discerning mp.nets.

So why is it that up till now I've never reviewed Elley? Is it because she came to Brisbane with such a huge reputation that I felt I didn't need to add my voice to the chorus? Maybe. Is it because as time went by I kept on putting the task to one side as I saw other WLs? Maybe. Is it because her workname and ethnicity is the same as those of my unrequited love at uni for the last two years?

Hmm, quite possibly...

Well, I caught up with Elley today, less than a week before her departure. Short version: five stars. Virtually flawless.

If you don't know by now: 0422 468 302, and finishes next Wednesday. Take my word for it: you don't want to miss Elley.

Hell, I'm not going to do a blow by blow. Too much detail would be needed. To mention her love of being kissed on the neck. Or her Spanish bodysliding. The way her small perfectly formed mouth expands twice its size when she smiles (or does other things). Her bottom, seen over her shoulder in the mirror. Licking my chest and maintaining eye contact while doing so. The way she taught me a new position today! Yes! Or even the post-orgasmic trick she did that quite Reviewankly defeats my attempts to describe it.

Look, there is absolutely no 'bad' here! It's all good!

As for conversation, she was able to discuss my new job in a thoughtful and intelligent, well-informed manner, and mpterwards we discussed photography and films (with me recommending the works of Bruce LaBruce to her!). The intimate spaces formed by our heads next to each other on the pillows of her bed; sharing the shower cubicle for a post-coital wash and back rubdown; laughing at the difficulty we both had getting my pants off. Oh hell, it was pretty damn terrific. Words fail me. A very special woman, a very special WL. She will be sorely missed and fondly remembered. Thanks Elley for a wonderful Reviewiday mpternoon.