Review of Victoria at 50th street massage. Two's company three's a crowd I'll explain

[T. Ruth]

This is long over due but I thought I should let you dudes know.

It was about 840pm while I sat in the parking lot of 50th street massage. I texted Newfie, Altoids and Dex about this blonde with massive soccerball boobs named Victoria that I had my eye on for awhile. After a little intel and advice I decided to go for it before it was too late for me.

I called in the parking lot, waited about 2 min to confirm and walked in 10 min later. The host asked me if I ever met Victoria before and I said "no", the hostess took a slight pause then proceeded to put me in my proper room and await for the blonde whose breasts I so desired.

The lights were so very dim but I never gave it a second thought as I was half cut from having 4 beer in the restaurant next door. She comes into the room and looks a little more meatier than the pics suggested but I was expecting that since some still use pics from 5 years ago. What I didn't notice that she had a small belly on her but so did I lol.

She's wearing a really bell shaped dress and we cut a deal for services. I hop into the shower and come out and voila.....she's like 5 months prego. I tried playing with her funbags in the hope that I would completely forget the fact that I just blew x40 on this girl and hoped her oral skills would make up for it. Alas besides the zero personality and 2 min cbj I just couldn't get excited looking at her stomach with Junior on the way. I made a quick op out by asking her if I could COB on her and call it a day which she agreed to.

Looks=6 maybe 7 with those boobs
Attitude/personality=6(she'll try to please but quits wayyy to early)
Service=I want my money back.