Review - Spa Sensuous / 540

[AverageJoe]

I was feeling that urge coming on and sent my ATF Yuki a message, but she was unavailable on this sunny Saturday, so I wondered what to do and checked out the Strait. I saw that there was an AMP nearby, on Homer, called Lavender. Popped a pill (physical necessity) and headed over to the place, making sure that 40 minutes had passed for my medicine to kick in. Full of erotic Asian thoughts, I walked up to the Lavender and... found it closed. Closed Saturdays and Sundays.

I remembered seeing the Spa while walking around downtown and decided that this was where I was going to spend an hour of quality time.

The Spa is really nice, I thought (haven't been to BBC or anywhere else, sorry) compared to the usual AMP setup. Luxurious, carpeted and fountains galore. The lighting was so low and the sun so bright outside that it took me a while to get used to the low lighting (watch for stairs) The receptionist was very friendly and explained the setup to me; two girls were available, Mimi and someone else non-Asian. I went Oriental. Paid $160 for non-FS.

Followed Mimi's sexy little thong-clad butt to a gorgeous little mirrored room with low lighting and tons of pillows, where I was invited to take off clothing, then she took me to a shower with this funky screen thing that closes electrically and leaves Mimi and I in a private shower area. I am thinking great, but she is only there to hold my towel and help me with my robe. She opens the little screen thing and we head back to the room, where she proceeds with what I assume is their version of a massage. This is just some light touching here and there, on her part, nothing resembling what I get at my favorite AMP.

The flip and the HJ. I need a little TLC and some level of comfort with the lady and it wasn't working for me on this occasion, even with the pill. Mimi was nice enough, but touching her was not included in the price apparently. Just laid back and tried to relax. Lots of chatting and she tried to make me feel comfortable but to no avail.

Oh well. Chalk it up to experience. The facilities are great, but for the price, I enjoy the AMP experience more since it is all about the time you spend with the young lady, not about the carpet.

Two hours later, Yuki messages me back to ask what time I want to see her.

 

[A Modest Proposer]

I had a decent experience there a few months ago.

I went in the middle of the day and chose a Brazillian Blonde.. wow. What a knock-out! Think her name was Pamela (not sure). opted for their massage (NFS) option at $60 and was very happy. anout 5'6 120 enhanced with blonde hair and tan. cute accent but it was somewhat annoying.

She provided a nice shower, then a good 20 minute rub with a nice clean HJ finish. I got her to lay on her back while I lubed up her titties and she stroked me off with a nice cum finish all over her enhanced boobies. Didnt ask for a COF finish (that would be better) but YMMV at this place. She allowed some touching and was generally very very receptive.

I intend to go back as its a good location and service was (as expected) for a MP.
Its a good choice if you are downtown Vancouver and want to actually meet your provider first.

 

[ajtheactress]

Think you meant $.60 (i.e. $160), unless you actually meant to say you paid sixty dollars.

The adopted convention for monetary values is so silly. I honestly don't understand what purpose it serves. The colour convention is just as silly, in my opinion.

 

[aomf]

$160 for a HJ?! Ain't that quite overpriced?

 

[Marianne]

I'd rather have my good cock sucked! Even I'll settle for a bad blowjob than a handjob!!!

 

[Sinfuel]

Now if someone could provide that kind of high end place, with enthusiastic AMP service! That's be great and I would pay a little more!

 

[som]

Speaking of Royal Lavender, I went there once.
Older heavier asian lady constantly trying to upsell.
Never been back.
This was a couple years ago mind you and places do sometimes change.

Had the same type experience at the place on Kingsway with the odd entrance by the gas station (Chevron). Again, never been back.

 

[foxhunter1949]

If this is about a "Lavender" what's it doing in a Spa Sensuous thread? Spa S used to be Lavender but that was years ago. Is this what you're referring to? Spa S is between Seymour and Richards

 

[angel619]

Hey SnowMonger, it sounds like you were at the Q-pointe near Metrotown. That place has been there for years and it's always had its streak of good / bad experiences. I used to go all the time when the egendary-since-retired Lucy was just a working SP (before she went management at Atlantis in Burnaby). Over the years, the good spells got less and less, but I still go every so often to look for the next 'gem' Mind you, what I'm saying about Q-pointe is true for all the AMPs and micros in town (eg. Bex, Univerisal, Tom's, Apple's when it was in Joyce) Happy pooning!

 

[PS3kid]

that's why i mentioned Lavender. why should you care, vanboy?

 

[SureThingBATMAN]

Well I just wish there could be some sort of combination of the quality facilities of the 540 Spa and the service from my favorite AMP ladies.

 

[Bexalicious]

Get in line... But hey, that's the problem... some of the MPs started out great (eg. Bex, BBC, Swan Lake, Happy Day) but somewhere along the line, ladies come and go, and the owners figure they don't have to maintain the quality that got them on top. So the "best" places drop to the bottom of list and so on... it's like Moby Dick... us pooners are Capt Ahab.

 

[Darumu J]

You must be talking about the Happy Girl when it was on W 8th.

I agree about BEX and BBC, but I hardly think that SL has fallen as far as you are implying. Still a good line-up with some outstanding quality.

 

[dmg]

So the Blue Rose is new. Does this mean it's nice? My most interesting MP was in Cancun. Where can I post a review on that one?