Review: Swidish Touch

[Tiff-Any]

A buddy of mine visited S.T. a few days ago. Suprisingly, he only spent $325 for FS + door $. He picked a 5'11" blonde. They showered together, DATY, 69, BBBJ. She even wanted my buddy to have sex without condom but he inisisted to put it on. Overall, he had excellent time and he will go back.

 

[Sweet n Sour]

Yeah? Sure that is how it went and her name was Morgen Fairchild!

What a load of sheet!

 

[TERESA VIOLET]

Chill out man, what's wrong with you?

 

[discord71]

The reason I wrote that is so others finding this review will know that it is lies so that they won't go there expecting what you describe. I think "your friend" is lying. My guess is that you are a pimp and one of your girls works there so you are saying all this crap so that some dumbass tourist or whoever will go in as prey for some rip off Ho!

That is NO PROBLEM for me. I know the score at Swidish Touch!

 

[Christina]

Gosh, he only spent $425 for something that was available anywhere else in Vancouver for 1/2 or less than that.

Wow, he had a great time but suggest a course in economics.

Also, IMHO, STouch is (ahem) not know for "good times" and "good prices" so not sure why your "friend" thought he got either. Just lucky I guess.

 

[shihtzupup98]

"a 5'11" blonde"

Nicely done fake review. Keep the description vague and make sure not to use any names. Then there is no way to confirm that this person even exists or refute your claims.

"She even wanted my buddy to have sex without condom "

Maybe your friend got lost on his way to ST and ended up on the low track.

 

[LaLa]

Now come on MILF, we know you're kinda new here with just seven posts, and I am sure "your buddy" was really enthusiatic about his time at the Swedish Touchless.

But anyone on this board who has experienced this fine establishement knows that you do NOT get bbbj, daty, and sex without condoms.

I would beleive the bit about the tall blonde, cause I saw one of those too when I went there about a year ago. She was stunning and her name was Kylie or something like that. But FS cost me close to $500 Canadian, including a $135 for the room (never pay this with your credit card). And everything was covered and very clinical. Not really a GFE, it was more like stacking lumber. If you get my meaning.

I suggest you have a little chat with your buddy and clarify some of the details before you spend your hard earned cash. Second hand accounts are relatively cheap. As a matter of fact they are free.

Sincerely,
bobsled.