Review: The Wonder Lounge (UK)

[fenix]

Continuing with my UK series, here is an Mp in near Manchester.

Note: Intro to start off and the Reviews follow.

Website:
http://www.thewonderlounge.com/Home/home.html

Introduction:

Note: Massage Parlours in the UK offer Full Service as well as massage and domination services, depending on the ladies. Many of the MPAs provide a GFE experience and DFK is on the mosts menu as well as OWO (BBBJ many with TC) and Reverse O (DATY) along with CFS to end the session, so a massage parlour is really a brothel, but you can’t call it that for legal reasons. Depending on the MP and/or the MPA you will find that there is either basic or all inclusive service. The Wonder Lounge is supposed to be an all inclusive place but some services may cost an extra GBP 10 here and there.

Being a huge football fan I had to make my way up north to Manchester and visit Old Trafford, the home of Manchester United Football Club and take in a game. I have a friend that has lived here for years and given that he is a Punter, was my guide to some entertainment for a few days.

The Wonder Lounge, TWL, is one of the better known massage parlours in the UK and one of the busier ones. It is located just north of Manchester in the town of Bury, a far distance if you are living in London but Manchester does have it’s sites and scenes. The location is easy to find if you follow the directions on the website. The outside of the place may not look so nice but once you enter it is a different world and you won’t be disappointed. There are 5 rooms and up to 5 “wonder girls” to choose from per shift. Take a tour of the website and you will be better able to visualize from the pictures what this place has to offer.

The pics of the ladies are not of the best quality and you will find that the measurements are somewhat exaggerated in regards to bust, waist and hips, so things don’t change that much. There are links to field reports (reviews) on Punternet for some of the ladies but not that many.

Rota = Rotation or Schedule. This place is open until the very late hours weekdays and doesn’t close on the weekends, I did mention that it was popular.

Rates: They are comparable to here, actually they are a bargain IMO.

GBP 50 (approx. $105 CDN) for 30 minutes
GBP 70 (approx. $147 CDN) for 45 minutes
GBP 100 (approx. $210 CDN) for 60 minutes
GBP 90 (approx. $189 CDN) for 30 minutes for TWO ladies, it is an extra GBP 30 (approx. $63 CDN) for the lesbian show.

Enough of the babble here are the reviews. Enjoy!!!


Review: Angel @ TWL

When my buddy said lets go for a drive I had no idea that he was taking me here and it was not until we entered this place that I had any notion of what he was up to until I entered the reception area and saw the lovely ladies waiting for who was going to be picked. The ladies all introduced themselves one at a time in an elegant fashion but it was Angel that caught my eye from the start and was my first choice. My friend took care of the financial matters as I was led to a very nice and cozy bedroom, “Tent Room”, and left to take a shower.

Taken from the website:



Angel returned after a couple of minutes as I just exited the shower and was drying off. She was wearing black bra and panties along with this see thru nighty. The pics are accurate but I would say that she is more of a C cup and her waist and hips need a few more inches added on to her description to be correct. Facially I found her to be attractive but her accent was heavy and at times hard to understand given that she used slang terms often.

The massage was almost non existent and could be best described as fingers with teasing because as soon as I lay on my front she asked me to turn over and she started on the strip show. She does have a nice body and she asked for my assistance in removing her bra but that was about all the sensuality she had as she was more interested in getting down to business, who was I to complain. The rest of our time was a wild love making fest of the GFE variety. For those that like acronyms here is your list DFK, BBBJTC, DATY, RJ and MPOS, MSOG, CFS … so basically your full service massage parlour. We ended the session by taking an “assisted” shower together. I was led back to the waiting room and talked with the other ladies while I waited for my friend to finish up his session. One of the ladies put on a show with the strippers pole and we were all having a laugh as we talked it up. He showed his face along with a big smile about 10 minutes later and we made our way after getting kisses from all the ladies.

Overall, not a bad time and what I expected service wise from an English MP. Repeat yeah sure but there are a lot of nice ladies here who I would also love to give it a go and did.

Cost: GBP 70/45 minutes
Repeat: Yes
VBB: 8.50

Ref#: VBB194

 

[Pompal 09.]

Review: Melinda @ TWL

Taken from the website (age underestimated and measurements overestimated):



I told the ladies that I would return and I did, besides I had to return the favour for my pal. My choice this time was Melinda who on the advise of my friend was one of the more popular ladies at the place and who I had the pleasure of meeting on my previous visit. Okay I’ll come clean, I chose her because she has big knockers, you happy now. The description and pictures do not match but what the hell you can’t always get what you want, you can make an estimate for yourself but my estimate was a D cup, 27” waist and early to mid 30’s for her age.

Got the room with the swing this time around (click on the facilities link for a 360 view) but ended up not using it. After the shower Melinda started off with a very nice soothing massage on my back with some body sliding elements thrown in. She was curious as to what the MPs in Toronto had to offer and did have some knowledge to give in return about the MP scene in the UK from an MPA perspective that I found enlightening. Light kisses on my shoulders and back with some teasing of my backside and the boys thrown in. She went threw a menu of extras that were included in the session and a couple that would require an additional payment of a few extra pounds, even wanted to know if I would like the “swing” treatment. I told her that I would like to experience the average type of session that most punters would ask for, she said that most come for the quickie and she started to go to work. The OWO “Oral With Out” or BBBJ as we know it was very nice and prolonged before we went to CFS and explored some MPOS. A knock on the door meant time was up and we finished up a minute or two later. I had to shower alone as she went outside to check up on things, another customer was waiting, and when she returned she joined me for a minute before I got out, dried off and got dressed.

Overall, it was another fun time at this place and with a lovely mature women that knows how to please.

Cost: GBP70/45 minutes
Repeat: Yes
VBB: 8.75

Ref#: VBB195



Review: Amy and Jo @ TWL

Here are the descriptions from the website (ages underestimated and measurements overestimated):





I had to get in at least one duo session and the two ladies that stepped up to the plate were the lovely Amy and the Jo. I have to say that from start to finish that these two sexual dynamos know how to put on a show and to make sure that not only do you leave with a huge smile on your face but that you may have to need a wheelchair from having wonky knees. They interacted with myself and with each other in a manner that did not at all seems scripted in the least. The 30 minutes flew by and after an explosive ending I had the opportunity of having a crowded steamy shower with them together.

Overall, I could spend 30 minutes writing up something explicit but I will leave that to your imagination and you would be very close to what I experienced. My prose would not do a retelling any justice and would probably get me horny enough recalling it that I would have to rub one off.

Cost: GBP90/30 minutes + GBP 30 tip for lesbian show
Interaction: 9.75
Repeat: Yes
VBB: 9.50

Ref#: VBB196

 

[mikew19532004]

Thanks VBB

I'm off to the U.K. in late October - will mostly be in London - so I'll wait for the reviews for the MPs in the London area - will any be forthcoming??

 

[Its hard living off rice]

Hey Z,

I did the Manchester one first for TLM, the others will be popping off soon. I will be writing up all the others when the time permits and that includes the London MPs.

Check my posting history as I have already written up some reviews in the incall section as well.

VBB

 

[pregnant...]

VBB have you been to Susies or Arabesque in that area.?

 

[pooh Bear]

Been to Arab's as that was on my original list

http://www.arabesquegirlz.co.uk/start.html

but not Susies although I did meet with an Sp named Suzie

Doing the reviews as we speak.

VBB

 

[cul8r07]

VBB....awsome read man. Sounds like you are having a blast in the UK. Although i have no plans to go to UK at all in the near or far future, reading about your experiences abroad are fun and interesting. Im thinking massageplanet.net should start an international experiences forum here. ive been around the world a bit and could have shared some good times. It would help with those that are about to go on vacation or business and are looking for some fun too. Great job! Those busty ladies sound right up my alley.

 

[ldyblucpl]

Good job VBB. What's A levels and O levels. I assume Anal and Oral? What's the levels?

And I'm pissed you didn't ask me to come to England with you.

 

[*~*~Mommy of 2 TTC#3*~*~]

Damn !!! A more accurate description of your trip should be "VBB Does UK". Not sure how long you went for, but after reading all this great material, it seems like you were everywhere. Did you even have time to sleep ?

Nothing exciting around the Emirates Stadium ? I can see something being yanked off walking into a Manchester MP wearing a rival jersey. You did mention about repeating. Care to take a few of your fellow massageplanet.netites on the return trip ?

 

[eclecticdoctor]

Thanks but I am back now in the T.O for the next little while.

An International Forum should be created and the threads from the other areas can be moved into there to start. I am sure that there are enough of us around that could add a little bit, either hobby or vacation tips to make it of value.



You would be correct !!!

A = Anal
O = Oral

When they talk about "levels" they mean giving and receiving or across the board. Sometimes "Reverse" is used for example Reverse Oral or RO is the equivatlent of DATY or cunnilingus.

I would have taken you to England but I heard thru PM that you are LOW MILEAGE and HIGH MAINTENANCE.



Gone for a month and half of that was in the UK. When you go on vacation you don't really think about sleep until you are on the plane at 30k ft.



Emirates, were Arsenal aka "The Gunners" play is in London and not in Manchester. But the answer to your question is YES. If of course you meant Old Trafford stadium the answer would be yes as well. I did see some MPs nearby that cater to a little something before or after a game.

Are you having a recurring nightmare about this rival jersey and MP thing? I think that the MPAs are more concerned about your money.

As to a return trip, maybe next year but would prefer in summer 2008 to take in the EURO as well.

VBB

 

[Eugen D]

Angel looks beautiful. It must be good to be VBB.

 

[SurfingLisa]

Actually calling them " levels" is a play on the ranking in the school system. In senior grammar school you can take either "O" for ordinary or "A" for advanced levels, like our old 4 and 5 year high school routes.


The cute thing is everyone knows you are referring to oral or anal when you say O or A levels but you can always claim you were talking about school.

 

[Reba]

Awesome VBB I salute you!!
45 girls at that spa, anything your lil heart desires pratically