Review : Tiffany @ Allure

[WannaStepOutside]

(Knock, knock)

Tiffany - Hey baby.

Rusty - Hi friend.

Tiffany - Friend (has a confused look on her face).....

Rusty - We're friends, aren't we?

Tiffany - I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby (Tiffany pulls out a banana and starts sliding it between her breasts)

Rusty - Aw yeah. That's really nice.

Tiffany - Heheheheheh. so what would you like to get tonight.

(Rusty tightens up his towel and hops on the bed)

Rusty - I'll go with the delux option.

Tiffany - That's what I like to hear. So, what's your name.

Rusty - Rusty, but my friends call me Cassandra.

Tiffany - Heheheheheheheh. Oh my gawsh. I used to work at this place called Invisible Touch. Ever hear of it?

Rusty - No. What is it?

Tiffany - It's a massage place. Anyways, you're not gonna believe this.....MY NAME THERE WAS CASSANDRA!!!!!!!!! How cool is that?

Rusty - I'd have to say it's very cool. Now since we're friends can you please call me Cassandra?

Tiffany - Sure thing Cassandra.

Rusty - Thanks Tiff.

Tiffany - Mmmmmmmmm. Your elbows are so hard. Do you workout?

Rusty - No.

(24 minutes of awkward silence)

(Knock at the door and a fairly sexy guy with a moustache busts in)

Rusty - FUCKIN' SHIT!!!!!!!!

Tiffany - WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! WHO ARE YOU?????

Rusty - It's my dad (looks very embarassed while his 4 inches slowly turn into 1.5)

Gary - I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH CAMILLE???????

Rusty - I was.....

GARY - SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE. I GAVE YOU MONEY SO YOU CAN TAKE CAMILLE OUT TO A MOVIE, AND INSTEAD I FIND OUT YOU'RE GETTING VIP SESSIONS AT ALLURE? THAT IT, YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH. YOUR ALLOWANCE IS CUT OFF

(Rusty starts to pout)

Tiffany - Hehehehehehe. This is fucking wild.

(Rusty starts to dress)

Gary - Not so fast asshole. I'm kinda proud that you went to see a girl. To be honest with you, I always thought you were gay.

Rusty - What are you saying.

Gary - I want to pleasure myself while this buxom young thing massages your back.

Rusty - Aw shit.

Tiffany - This is fucked up. I'm only doing this if your dad pays me an extra 100 dollars.

Gary - No problemo (Gary starts to sway to the music as he takes off his pants and tank top.)

Rusty - Fuck man.

Garyboy - Mmmmmmmmm. Ohhhh yeah..........Blonde haired girl start massaging his thighs. Yeah, that's it.

Tiffany - Hehehehehehe.This is fucking insane.

Gary - Awwwwwwoohhhhhhhhhhh (begins sweating and convulsing) Whoooa yeah. Alright Rusty get dressed so I can take you home for a nice spanking.

Rusty - I didn't even finish.

Gary - IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!! GET FUCKING DRESSED. I'LL BE WAITING IN THE CAR.

(Gary pays Tiffany the extra hundred and then stomps out)

Rusty - We'll I better get going. Thanks, I guess.

Tiffany (Counting the money to make sure it's all there) No problem hun.

(Rusty and Tiffany shake hands and wish each other well)

PS Everything that took place was within the proper limits.

 

[mtnhotte]

wow! that's crazy!

have you ever taken to drinking varsol?

 

[Juanito Ice]

Is that the new flavour of Rev?

PS Varsol would be a cool name for a butchy MPA.

 

[Jessica J]

dude, where's the real review?

what's up with that?

 

[E&L]

It was deleted. I got a PM from Nelson saying that my real review was too crude. Sorry.



Good question.

 

[TheSoyEatsYou]

really bad session or really good? (or just another really bizarre tale of twists and intrigue?)

 

[dogwoodgm]

...who's Nelson? Is he related to Horatio?

 

[A Girl]

How much for Gary's services?

 

[Monster!]

You referred to her as a shit head on a previous post and then come back and post a fairy-tale review on her a short time later. I'm not sure what the point of that was, but I can't help but think it's a little malicious.

 

[BDS]

I meant she's a good kind of shit head. It's like when blacks and whites who pretend to be black call something sick. They're not saying that it's not feeling well, they're saying that it's super duper with baby powder on top. Ya dig?




What you call a fairy tale I call a blessing in disguise. For the first time in over 4 years my dad and I had a heart-to-heart. Why? All thanks to my session with Tiffany. If it wasn't for my session with Tiffany, my dad and I would still hate each other.

I hope you can see that places like Allure not only satisfy our carnal desires, but they also bring families together.



Malicious should be the name of your next rookie MPA. You can change Tiffany's name to Delicious, and then you can have Allure's first duo team..........Delicious & Malicious.

You're welcome.