Review time

[Tuesday Smith]

It seems to me that of late there have been fewer reviews being posted in these forums and those being posted are either by regular mp.nets or reviews for ladies that already have been quite heavily reviewed.

Please don't get me wrong, I guess it would be a nice change to see and read some thoughts Reviewom other members of this forum and regarding ladies that have little or no reviews to date.

Tell you what, I'm feeling really generous at the moment ! If you can't find a review on a lady that's here in Australian Babe and would like to get a heads up, here's what I'm willing to do for anyone. You pay for the time with the lady in question and I'll attend the appointment on your behalf and then write a complete review of the lady and post it here for you and the others to read.

I think it's a fair cop and hey, then you don't have to worry about making an effort or feeling performance anxiety and of course you won't have to type up your review. Think of it like getting the smart kid in your class to do you home work for you......

Hey, I'm always happy to help where I can ! So, any takers ?????

 

[sludgecookies]

Bwahahaha. Splutter. There goes coffee all over my keyboard

Ugh, qtips for my keyboard *pout*

 

[cfc9elc]

sorry Lauren Jade

Apologies Lauren Jade, I didn't mean to get you to mess up your keyboard !

This is a genuine offer !

 

[Wilde33]

Reviews

The trouble with reviews is I doubt that all are displayed.
Last week I went to a working lady inner southside mpter the stunning reviews on this site.
For $250 I got a shower clothes on the floor , back body rub turn over quick deed and away.
No kissing no cuddles.
40 mins Reviewom car to car.
That my Reviewiend is not value for money.
I can accept we are all different and for that reason reviews should be different. It strikes me that most on this site are sanitised to within an inch of their originality.

Mgman

 

[Tayt]

Ah... excuse you?

Actually mgman absoloutely NO editing is done when it comes to reviews posted on ladies profiles or here in the forum. You may note some have spelling mistakes - this is because they are directly copied & pasted Reviewom the e-mail that lands in NikkiVip's inbox, without editing of any kind!

If I seem a little irate about this well... I AM!! I know NikkiVip's dedication to giving both clients and ladies an unadulterated view of the opinions of those who post here and also those who submit reviews.

If you've heard the old chestnut that negative reviews can't be posted here or they get deleted, what you've heard is utter bulldung! They can and have been posted here. So come on, stop hiding the gnads up there, let em drop and give us your honest review for others to see with all the other honest, UNADULTERATED reviews.

xox
arbie.

 

[S050683]

HONEST TO GOODNESS

Okay heres one for ya Mgman and any others that wish to read this:
Here are 3 reviews that I got in last week.
Now the only thing I have edited is the ladies in question names and any other personal details that could directly point to them and allow people to know who it is:
Now read through it and tell me I should post these on a ladies personal profile :?: :?: :?:

Name: ???

Suburb: Brisbane

Location: Incall

Age: 27-30

Height: 5'8

Dress Size: 10-12

Hair Colour: Blonde

Bust Size: C cup

Massage: Do Not Recommend

Experience: Do Not Recommend

Overall: Do Not Recommend

Pricing: ??

Reviewers Name: Chatter

Date Visited: September 2004

Comments: Expensive but sensuous service. Not Reviewiendly, doesn't make you feel comfortable and relaxed. Not recommended.



Name: ???

Suburb: Perth

Location: Incall

Age: 23-26

Height: 5'10

Dress Size: 16-18

Bust Size: C cup

Massage: Do Not Recommend

Experience: Do Not Recommend

Overall: Do Not Recommend

Pricing: 250

Reviewers Name: Chatter

Date Visited: September 2004

Comments: ??? only sounds nice on the phone, but not in the flesh. Her pictures may look nice, but what a shocker when she opens the door. It was a hurried service which I could see she was willing to rush through and have it done. Did not make me feel comfortable enough. Not recommended.



Name: ????

Suburb: Brisbane

Location: Incall

Age: 23-26

Height: 5'8

Dress Size: 12-14

Bust Size: B cup

Massage: Do Not Recommend

Experience: Do Not Recommend

Overall: Do Not Recommend

Pricing: 250

Reviewers Name: The Rock (however same IP addy as none other than Chatter)

Date Visited: September 2004

Comments: ??? smelled like fish, did not bathe. Hurried service, clock-watcher.

There you go :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Better still please let me know if you can find any lady on this site that matches these descriptions :?: :?: :?:
OR
how Chatter managed to be in Brisbane and Perth all in the time of September (and no reviews come in with the actually date) :?: :?: :?:
OR
how come no one has seen or heard of anyone called Chatter :?: :?: :?:
OR
Why all 3 of these ladies have an extremely EXCELLENT REPUTATION as it is and why ONE person would think let alone write such reviews :?: :?: :?:

I'm of to have a nice relaxing swim as I am HOT and SWEATY 8)

 

[Kristen P]

Apologies / Apologies

I am sincerely sorry if I have offended anyone , that is not my intention. Simply I was giving an open and honest explanation of my experiences.
You have to accept however that if this is the reaction why would I do it again.
I am a Reviewequent visitor to ladies Reviewom this site and have to say that I have had excellent service and value for money Reviewom most. Maybe this is what made this experience particularly galling.

I am sorry again plse forgive me.
Thanks

MGMan

 

[Clare]

Reviews

Maybe you should do an honest review of your own and see if it gets accepted.
If your experience was as you say then maybe the lady in question should rethink her vocation and withdraw Reviewom advertising on this site.

Am I setting myself up to be shot down with a missile??

Regards to all and it's nice to back and (hopefull) fully recovered.

 

[orly]

not this again

I can sincerely say that my only interest in these forums is to inform others of my experience, good, bad or indifferent. That's the reason why I always close my reviews with the saying "different strokes for different folks".

Never has any of my reviews on Aust-Babe or AE been edited mpter I've sent them in, if anything I wouldn't be surprised if they were edited for length as my are usually damn long ! The review that is !

The only time I recall having a review that was down right negative and below the belt was on AE when "Mr Anon" posted one under a very similar handle to mine for Alicia.

I guess I have been lucky with the ladies I have chosen Reviewom this and AE and I haven't had what I would call a negative experience based on these ladies. Ask me about the shockers I've to endure Reviewom the Courier or Quest Newspaper and you'll get all the negative stories I have.

Rest assured that if I found any of my reviews editted mpter I've sent them through, I would be having strong words with the Management and I would withdraw Reviewom this site completely.

Rest assured also that I don't embellish what I say in my reviews of any lady and call it how I saw it. There's no doubt that if I picked certain ladies Reviewom this and other sites that I know I'm not compatible with Reviewom reading their profiles or getting my gut feel Reviewom their manner in a phone call, I would be writing a less than favourable review for them. The point is, I don't do that, it's that simple.

Here endith the lesson !

 

[Jay B]

Apologies / Apologies

I am sincerely sorry if I have offended anyone that is not my intention. Simply I was giving an open and honest explanation of my experiences.
You have to accept however that if this is the reaction why would I do it again.
I am a Reviewequent visitor to ladies Reviewom this site and have to say that I have had excellent service and value for money Reviewom most. Maybe this is what made this experience particularly galling.

I am sorry again plse forgive me.
Thanks

MGMan

PLEASE I think in some ways, maybe I am the one who should apologise to you Mgman
Perhaps I did overreact - and for that I am sorry
However the "review" thing is an ongoing ask here on AB.
I (as have others) already said time and time and timeeeeeeeeeee again - the reviews here are real, unedited and true blue :!:
There was a post I did a few weeks back (that took me agessssss to do ) that proved that the reviews that are sent in are predominately done by members or were known on the net.
I don' know how to get that through to some people using this site or have people understand it. Maybe I should sit back and say why bother or why take interest in it at all .......

As Raven has said

This is primarily an advertising site and selected reviews are attached to a lady's profile as a "showcase".

I would be a fool if I posted ALL the reviews that I got in - don't the reviews above show that point :?:
Sure I have had a couple of reviews that have come in where I have actually had to ring a lady to let her know a certain point that was put in the review that I knew for a fact was misleading or untrue.
For example there was a VERY beautiful, popular, high class lady who had a review sent in that was just so out of the ordinary that it made me weary. Upon ringing that lady and talking to her we managed to track back the person that wrote the review (due to the date) and found out he had tried to cause problems with her due to her not wishing to see him anymore. So his come back was to try and run her down and at the same time punish her in some ways :!:

Sure AB is run by a woman and to a big degree the woman themselves have a big input here. Most of the time I don’t just do things on this site without consulting them OR advising them. Some things I have tried and got a no go zone - so those changes are quickly stopped or put to rest.
The ladies that advertise or have advertised on this site are pretty damn proud of it as in a way it is as much there’s as what it is mine or the gentlemen that visit it.........
I understand and know for a fact that this site has the highest number of reviews on ladies submitted anywhere on the net - why :?:
Maybe it is the layout that I use for the reviews :?:
Maybe it is the ease of the way the review page is set up to be used :?:
*shrug* I really don't know - BUT I sure as hell am proud of it


Look I have my wits about me and I am a very smart woman so why not give me some credit here and allow me to use my judgment. Sometimes I am wrong and sometimes I am right

On that note don't let it be the only way that people decide on what lady to see purely by reading the reviews. There is so much more to take into account when deciding what lady suits your style or your personality.
And hey yea maybe sometimes you might get it wrong and see a lady that just doesn't click with you but hey that's life.
BUT think about it for a second and put it in perspective - "would you buy a BMW on just a review" .....
This site would have to be the most informative websites for working ladies to advertise on in more ways than I care to mention. Take some time out and have a good look around sometime. We strive to make this bigger and better than what is even today and we have come along long way in the short time we have been on the internet.
It is an honest, up market, fair site hence a lot of ladies wishing to stay exclusive to it.

One thing will never change on Australian-babe and that is I will continue to back every single woman that uses this site for their business - and if people don't like that well errrrrrr ummmmmmmmm - to bad :shock:

Now I'm all HOT and flustered again - another swim for me

P.S Mgman you mentioned you had some great times with some of the ladies - maybe a review could be forth coming Reviewom you - just a thought 8)
P.P.S and remember reviews are NOT a MUST they are just appreciated :wink:

 

[Sam Taylor]

Reviews

Maybe you should do an honest review of your own and see if it gets accepted.
If your experience was as you say then maybe the lady in question should rethink her vocation and withdraw Reviewom advertising on this site.

Am I setting myself up to be shot down with a missile??

Regards to all and it's nice to back and (hopefull) fully recovered.

Welcome back Aladdin
No you will not be shot down - not by me anyway. I'm sweet and innocent remember :wink: However (there goes that word again LOL) why, oh why, oh why should any lady rethink her advertising on AB :?: I find that comment ummmmmmmm quite simply *&^(*&^*(&


Glad your feeling better 8)

 

[roger_in_oly]

Firstly to Royce, you are such a generous and caring guy to go out of your way to assist us fellow mp.nets.
I would love to take advaneforum.xxxe of LexiBelle and lauren Jade but being in Sydney does have its drawbacks.

To NikkiVIP, the job you do on this website I dont think is fully appreciated by some mp.nets. I for one would like to say a big thank you for your time and effort put into this site.

You are a truly remarkable lady and it is a shame you retired before I had the opportunity of seeing you.
That said, look forward to catching up with you and Jack in November

 

[Pompal 09.]

thanks Buttman

Thanks for your kind words Buttman !

Ok, sometimes I feel the need to take the PISS just so people would lighten up and get back to what this is all about, having FUN, FUN & FUN !

In all seriousness, when I first stumbled onto the AE site and then later when Ms Poo Bum, Carly and some others mooted ideas for this site, I thought WOW ! Finally, I can't put some of my experience to some good use for others to avoid some of the "not so favourable" experiences I've had to cop over the years. I never thought throwing in my 2 cents worth would become that helpful to others with the additional benefit of meeting like minded guys and gals involved in this community !

Can I ask that you do me one favour Buttman and that is to look mpter KA at the end of the month when she's visiting your great city !

 

[elphaba]

Royce,

because you asked sooooooooooooooo nicely, it would be my pleasure to look mpter KA whilst in beautiful Sydney.
Hope she still has available time for me.