Christopher B
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After running away from Jolly MeMe’s place, financial service workers would call this tradeup, a “flight to quality”.
Once in awhile the stars, TOES, and Bungholes align, and there are two micros in the same complex - the same apartment - heck the same floor! This is one of the nicer domestic mongering places, new apartments built with two new micros (YoYo micro and SheShe micro) freshly located to service the Horny Hamsterites and Budget Brothelites.
The buzzer voice audio still hasn’t even been connected yet! So I buzz the non-voice ringer forever until SheShe mamasan sends someone to escort me up. I notice the hallway has a decorating faux pas, wainscoting dividing the super light brown paint on top from the merely light brown paint on the bottom.
The micro was in full tilt, there were TOEs everywhere, most of them doable, but I thought I’d peruse the other place also.
Diplomatically excused myself and escaped into the hallway, walked north the grand total of three steps! and knocked on YoYo mamasan’s door.
The darkest lighting this side of Transylvania, but the brothelites have developed good night vision; there were three doables at YoYo’s place. I found myself a little overwhelmed – so many TOEs to choose from at both places, how could I possibly pick just one? Make them beg for it! Walk over to the couch and sit down like I own the place, pretend that I’m undecided, and make the chicas do their Tyra Banks model walk for me again.
I make a future note to myself to nail mamasan YoYo one of these days, even she is very doable, much nicer looking than Pinky mamasan, but with this sophisticated, mouthy thing going-on about her, like wanting to do “HEIDI” from THE APPRENTICE show.
Luckily, one of these lovelies volunteered to help me decide. A true public relations expert, she cozied up to me and administered a slow, highly targeted massage, which woke up my Mr. Happy.
Noticing this, she proceeded to sit on my lap facing me with her legs wrapped around me. She went straight to the top of my “short list” of possible takeout meals for the evening, so when she tongued my ear and whispered “pick me” I decided to quit window-shopping and make a purchase.
Tina said she just started being a little involved with being a provider. A “little” involved with being a provider, that’s like being a “little” involved with the mob, like being a “little” pregnant.
5’8”, nicely leggy, 115 Lbs, A cup, extremely youngish, looks like a shorter version of Michelle Wie (the golfer).
As a very long haired SP, she is very squeamish when I insisted on an accompanied shower. It is one of the true pleasures of mongering life, showering with soft long haired SPs and sexing young long haired Sps.
Afterwards, unfortunately this was the worst massage of the year, maybe many years, not even any massage oil, not exactly Thailand quality. But it is a nude massage and I enjoyed her warm TOE gliding along my buttocks, and her hair whipping my back, but not PASSION OF CHRIST style.
I flip over sunnysideup and am horrified to see her reach for a condom. As horrified as Hamster was when he discovered a dick wart. I need a covered blowjob, the same way a fish needs a bicycle! I have to scold her to do the BJ as a BBBJ. I have to remind her that in Canada, the BJ is BBBJ, otherwise immigration will deport her bunghole back to Beijing. Tough task for me to enforce Canada's immigration laws, but someone has to do it. First accompanied shower, first BBBJ, sheesh. I might as well give her her first facial – good hair protein for her gorgeous nice locks, the envy of Caucasian SPs.
I try again the sideways position, it looks fun in a Victoria Lee porn video, but always seems to be too much work in real life with newbie chicas.
TOE report for the Hamsterites. Sadly, there will be no King of DATY winner here, as her TOE could be used for dental floss, as thick as the Congo. I have to comb it like parting the Red Sea to get to the holy of holies. Pleasantly her juices runneth over, always a nice and not too common feature for pubescent Asians.
Unfortunately YoYo’s micro is a victim of her own success and men are lining up already. I haven’t even told eforum.xxx yet. The dreaded knock on the door arrives, a rarity at a micro, naturally like all Hamsterites I ignore it and plunge away some more. Row faster, row faster.
Should I shower or walk out with Tina’s smell all over me? Heeheehee…I walk out feeling sleazy with her lick marks all over me.
Brown and two greens / 45 minutes.
Referring to Pinky mama as an English Standard of 2.5 /10 then...
YoYo mamasan English rating = 0.2 / 10
No typo mistake, there is a decimal in front of the English speaking rating.
Unfortunately if you can not speak Chinese, then Mamasan does not cater to the language unendowed monger.
Contact by e-mail for the language endowed monger.
Once in awhile the stars, TOES, and Bungholes align, and there are two micros in the same complex - the same apartment - heck the same floor! This is one of the nicer domestic mongering places, new apartments built with two new micros (YoYo micro and SheShe micro) freshly located to service the Horny Hamsterites and Budget Brothelites.
The buzzer voice audio still hasn’t even been connected yet! So I buzz the non-voice ringer forever until SheShe mamasan sends someone to escort me up. I notice the hallway has a decorating faux pas, wainscoting dividing the super light brown paint on top from the merely light brown paint on the bottom.
The micro was in full tilt, there were TOEs everywhere, most of them doable, but I thought I’d peruse the other place also.
Diplomatically excused myself and escaped into the hallway, walked north the grand total of three steps! and knocked on YoYo mamasan’s door.
The darkest lighting this side of Transylvania, but the brothelites have developed good night vision; there were three doables at YoYo’s place. I found myself a little overwhelmed – so many TOEs to choose from at both places, how could I possibly pick just one? Make them beg for it! Walk over to the couch and sit down like I own the place, pretend that I’m undecided, and make the chicas do their Tyra Banks model walk for me again.
I make a future note to myself to nail mamasan YoYo one of these days, even she is very doable, much nicer looking than Pinky mamasan, but with this sophisticated, mouthy thing going-on about her, like wanting to do “HEIDI” from THE APPRENTICE show.
Luckily, one of these lovelies volunteered to help me decide. A true public relations expert, she cozied up to me and administered a slow, highly targeted massage, which woke up my Mr. Happy.
Noticing this, she proceeded to sit on my lap facing me with her legs wrapped around me. She went straight to the top of my “short list” of possible takeout meals for the evening, so when she tongued my ear and whispered “pick me” I decided to quit window-shopping and make a purchase.
Tina said she just started being a little involved with being a provider. A “little” involved with being a provider, that’s like being a “little” involved with the mob, like being a “little” pregnant.
5’8”, nicely leggy, 115 Lbs, A cup, extremely youngish, looks like a shorter version of Michelle Wie (the golfer).
As a very long haired SP, she is very squeamish when I insisted on an accompanied shower. It is one of the true pleasures of mongering life, showering with soft long haired SPs and sexing young long haired Sps.
Afterwards, unfortunately this was the worst massage of the year, maybe many years, not even any massage oil, not exactly Thailand quality. But it is a nude massage and I enjoyed her warm TOE gliding along my buttocks, and her hair whipping my back, but not PASSION OF CHRIST style.
I flip over sunnysideup and am horrified to see her reach for a condom. As horrified as Hamster was when he discovered a dick wart. I need a covered blowjob, the same way a fish needs a bicycle! I have to scold her to do the BJ as a BBBJ. I have to remind her that in Canada, the BJ is BBBJ, otherwise immigration will deport her bunghole back to Beijing. Tough task for me to enforce Canada's immigration laws, but someone has to do it. First accompanied shower, first BBBJ, sheesh. I might as well give her her first facial – good hair protein for her gorgeous nice locks, the envy of Caucasian SPs.
I try again the sideways position, it looks fun in a Victoria Lee porn video, but always seems to be too much work in real life with newbie chicas.
TOE report for the Hamsterites. Sadly, there will be no King of DATY winner here, as her TOE could be used for dental floss, as thick as the Congo. I have to comb it like parting the Red Sea to get to the holy of holies. Pleasantly her juices runneth over, always a nice and not too common feature for pubescent Asians.
Unfortunately YoYo’s micro is a victim of her own success and men are lining up already. I haven’t even told eforum.xxx yet. The dreaded knock on the door arrives, a rarity at a micro, naturally like all Hamsterites I ignore it and plunge away some more. Row faster, row faster.
Should I shower or walk out with Tina’s smell all over me? Heeheehee…I walk out feeling sleazy with her lick marks all over me.
Brown and two greens / 45 minutes.
Referring to Pinky mama as an English Standard of 2.5 /10 then...
YoYo mamasan English rating = 0.2 / 10
No typo mistake, there is a decimal in front of the English speaking rating.
Unfortunately if you can not speak Chinese, then Mamasan does not cater to the language unendowed monger.
Contact by e-mail for the language endowed monger.