After reading a few generally positive reviews on Oriental Rainbow (266 Adelaide St W), I became intrigued by this little establishment so close to the downtown core.
Located on the third floor of an uassuming town house, you would never guess an MP is situated there if it were not for the faint neon sign indicating that "Shiatsu" is served here.
I walked eerily up the steep staircase to the third floor to be greeted by a middle age Chinese lady who opened the door upon my arrival. The establishment was surprisingly clean and tidy, perhaps I assumed worse. As I was led to a cozy little room, the floor creaked beneath my feet as the washer and dryer hummed away.
The middle aged lady who greeted me, who I assume is Linda based on previous reviews, was not attractive but friendly enough. I quickly asked for an alternative masseuse. The second lady, who I assume was Tracy, was a nondescript 30 something with short, highlighted hair. She too was friendly. While I would not say she is attractive, I've seen worse. With plenty of more reputable MPs around, I was after something more, perhaps a real and unpretentious authentic massage. Not the sorts received at a typical "rub & tug" place.
The massage was not overly hard, but assertive enough that I felt like Tracy was really working out kinks. This gave me a feeling of satisfaction, knowing that I had paid for somewhat of an actual massage and not just for some eye candy to pretend to be a facilitator of holistic arts. While it was not as rewarding as a massage from Tui-Na (east on Yonge), it was better than the majority of massages received from your typical MP.
At the conclusion of the massage, which started at the shoulders and ended at my feet, Tracy began teasing the family jewels. Thereupon I was asked to perform the customary flip. At this point, she motioned to me with her hands a "handjob" since her English was limited. I accepted and she responded "You give me tip ok?". I complied.
As the finale was performed, I slipped my hand under her shirt and began feeling around. Her skin was silky smooth and not unlike that of a young girl. Flawless. Her breasts, while not big, were well shaped, naturally firm, and perky. Tracy giggled while I roamed under her shirt. I began lifting her top up to give sight to my roaming hands. Tracy spoke up again and asked for an additional tip, to which I complied. Naked women do funny things to sane men I tell you.
Upon finishing, I was offered to shower or a hot towel wipedown. I opted for the hot towel, got dressed, and was on my way.
By no stretch of the imagination was this a stand out experience. I could always get hotter women at other MPs, or better massage at places like Tui-Na. However, Tui-Na never offered any finish or "extras", and most better looking MPAs do not pride themselves on their masseuse skills as they do their cup size.
One thing I learned from this experience is that when you get a half decent massage, anybody can start looking sexier!
Located on the third floor of an uassuming town house, you would never guess an MP is situated there if it were not for the faint neon sign indicating that "Shiatsu" is served here.
I walked eerily up the steep staircase to the third floor to be greeted by a middle age Chinese lady who opened the door upon my arrival. The establishment was surprisingly clean and tidy, perhaps I assumed worse. As I was led to a cozy little room, the floor creaked beneath my feet as the washer and dryer hummed away.
The middle aged lady who greeted me, who I assume is Linda based on previous reviews, was not attractive but friendly enough. I quickly asked for an alternative masseuse. The second lady, who I assume was Tracy, was a nondescript 30 something with short, highlighted hair. She too was friendly. While I would not say she is attractive, I've seen worse. With plenty of more reputable MPs around, I was after something more, perhaps a real and unpretentious authentic massage. Not the sorts received at a typical "rub & tug" place.
The massage was not overly hard, but assertive enough that I felt like Tracy was really working out kinks. This gave me a feeling of satisfaction, knowing that I had paid for somewhat of an actual massage and not just for some eye candy to pretend to be a facilitator of holistic arts. While it was not as rewarding as a massage from Tui-Na (east on Yonge), it was better than the majority of massages received from your typical MP.
At the conclusion of the massage, which started at the shoulders and ended at my feet, Tracy began teasing the family jewels. Thereupon I was asked to perform the customary flip. At this point, she motioned to me with her hands a "handjob" since her English was limited. I accepted and she responded "You give me tip ok?". I complied.
As the finale was performed, I slipped my hand under her shirt and began feeling around. Her skin was silky smooth and not unlike that of a young girl. Flawless. Her breasts, while not big, were well shaped, naturally firm, and perky. Tracy giggled while I roamed under her shirt. I began lifting her top up to give sight to my roaming hands. Tracy spoke up again and asked for an additional tip, to which I complied. Naked women do funny things to sane men I tell you.
Upon finishing, I was offered to shower or a hot towel wipedown. I opted for the hot towel, got dressed, and was on my way.
By no stretch of the imagination was this a stand out experience. I could always get hotter women at other MPs, or better massage at places like Tui-Na. However, Tui-Na never offered any finish or "extras", and most better looking MPAs do not pride themselves on their masseuse skills as they do their cup size.
One thing I learned from this experience is that when you get a half decent massage, anybody can start looking sexier!