Review: Unbelievable Tits @ Platinum

[Pompal 09.]

A few nights ago, I was passing by Platinum spa on Sheppard and decided to stop in for a BS with Christina. She looks every bit a "porn-star", but within the limitations of a MPA. Unfortunately, she was booked - so I was told by Tia (receptionist). FYI: I'd love to have a session with Tia (oh baby!!).

Tia said Kelly or Kathy was available. I hate the "parade-the-MPA-&-pick" game, so Tia recommended Kelly. Fine, Kelly it was. I hoped in the shower and was drying off when in walks Kelly. About 5'2", dirty blonde, 110 lbs and fuckin' huge tits!!! I have been hobbying for 7 years, and these were the best fake tits (soft, DDD, perky) that I seen. There was no doubt Mr. Happy was standing up to say hello to Kelly.

I had to flip on my back from Mr. Happy's complaining to get a better view (and she wasn't even undressed yet). Needless to say, she asked if I wanted a BS, and I cooly said "yes, please". She unrobed and got up on the table working Mr. Happy right away (and forgetting about my massage). In fact, she told me how she liked Mr. Happy - a lot. And all this in the first 5 minutes!!!!

Sunddenly, Kelly got very hot and sweaty... she was purring and clawing... she was taling control. I had to put an end to this, as this was my massage. She was having too much fun!!! I stopped her, after her release, and gave her a massage. Get the folk out 'cause this MPA was done like dinner.

I reminded her that I wanted to have my BS. And she got right to work. Kelly climbed on top; "cowgirl style". Unfortunately, Mr. Happy kept moving the towel out of the way. So, we made use of those huge tits and released like Russian jewelry. I could've went again (just by looking at Kelly tits, small ass, and teasing facial expressions).

Here comes the best part. Kelly went into the shower first, and says "the water is perfect, come in and I'll clean your big friend". I get washed up and tip her $80.00 (she didn't even care about it not being $100).

Face: 8
Tits: 10
Body: 8
Attitude: 10
Massage: 10
Repeat: in a heatbeat!!!

 

[Benz5567]

She's been at or near the top of my TDL for quite a while. This review has sealed it for me.

 

[Nadi]

I'm sure she did but she was probably too nice (and obviously a professional) to say anything.

 

[MrSelfDestruct]

You're probably right. I'll need to go back and give some more... money that is.
Christina who? Move over Brittney!! Good-bye Tarah. The title of Toronto's sexiest MPA goes to Kelly @ Platinum Spa.

 

[dividedselfhood]

Hey dealer, who's tits are bigger, Kelly or Christina? And who gives the better service?

 

[Bad Radio]

Kelly must be good if she's getting repeats from guys she's giving the sand paper slide to.

 

[heartland_hopes]

The MPA with the bigger tits goes to Christina... but not by much.
Unfortunately, Christina's are rock hard nipples, bolt-on style (too fake), and stretch marks. Therefore, based on size and quality (soft nipples, natural in appear, flawless), I recommend Kelly's DDD tits.

They may not be real, but they are spectacular (when she's going her "cowgirl" routine). Geedy-up!!!

 

[ULTIMUS]

Wow, thats quite a review. Good one.

But I will definitely disagree on the "Toronto's sexiest MPA goes to Kelly @ Platinum" bit.

I had a 'so-so' experience with her.

When I went to see her she said it was $80 for a BS but will be $100 with a russian. Well, at first, I felt 'how rude, trying to overcharge me. All other BS at other spas had russian included in their BS price'. So I said no. BUT after she disrobed, and saw her 2 gifts. I quickly changed my mind.

The massage was 'ok'. I found her to be quite friendly but too talkative. It didn't help the mood. The finish didn't go as planned. As she slowed down almost to a stop, JUST AT THAT MOMENT. Well, I wasn't pleased. But acted like gent nontheless of course. I guess this might have been a case of 'your experience may vary' sort of thing. Needless to say I will not repeat with Kelly.

I would also have to disagree with the ratings
I found her body to be a little on the meatier side (than average). And her face is definitaly NOT an 8. More like a 5 or 6. Apart from her 2 assets and some curvature, I do not believe she would stand out from the crowd.

 

[cherry kitty]

I find her the best of a very good group of ladies at Platinum.
Meatie? bullshit
Face: Definitely a 9
Personality: 10+
Body: 10+
Attitude: priceless

If it was your first visit and you want to spray your crap over those beautiful boobies, what on earth are you thinking?
Of course she wants a tip for above and beyond.

KF

 

[Nadz46]

Many of the best have done the "sandpaper slide" - Amber did this in her early days. Maybe it's one of the things she learned during her short stay at the palace known as I/T.

Have not slid with Kelley for certain reasons.....but she is damn tempting. Seems like a total sweetheart.

 

[sligoman]

Why on earth would anyone repeat when they get a sandpaper slide? Amber didn't learn the sandpaper slide at IT because I saw her and so did Brian, and there was no sandpaper involved.

Isn't a sandpaper slide basically saying "I'm sorry, but your body repulses me to the point that I need to put a towel between the two of us"

If you really like the girl and she gives the sandpaper slide, why not just get a NR?

 

[dixonrs]

Nice Review....



So that's what a sandpaper slide is????

Kind of defeats the whole purpose of the bodyslide.........

 

[Alan Alda]

Pretty much.

If she sandpaper slides with you just save your money and get a NR.

 

[Bleeding Heart Liberal]

hmmm...when i started in this business i was told i HAVE TO use the sand paper. so...i tried....and after 20 seconds i threw it away. it felt horrible FOR ME!!! and trust me...if i'm not having fun...neither are you.

now some ladies say its a hygienic issue. i have noticed that a lot of ladies who say that are the ones who don't shower after each client. ew
i'm sorry...but if i was a guy, the last thing i want to see on my MPA is oil in all the wrong spots. any oil at all.

we risk more ( hygiene wise) when we do a hot tub.

like rusty said...its a waste of money and it ruins the mood.

 

[Just Curious!]

does platinum have a website?

 

[Wanna Get High?]

and I thought it was when my MPA had a 5 o'clock kitty shadow.

I am thankful for not having had a towel job.

KF

 

[Subhas]

Aww c'mon. Never mind actually reading a few posts and pages here, even Gooogle turns the site up in its first half dozen hits. Typing "Toronto platinum massage" has to be easier, and and the answer comes faster than posting your question and checking back for replies. Doing it yourself feels good.
For future: Gooogle "Romeo toronto exotic massage" and find the big directory of all MPs and SCs. You'll be glad you did.