Reviews...Tell 'em like the are type

[Ekklesia]

Alana @ BP: First of all, everything - absoulutley everything about this MP bothers me. From the IN-YOUR-FACE location of it on a main street with that NEON BOARD out front and the back alley parking lot where there's always questionable types hanging around my car after dark to the procedure of having to be escorted into a room first [everytime] to "discuss stuff"...JUST TELL ME IF THE GIRL THAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS THERE - THE NICE MINI-SOUND-SYSTEM IS NOT GOING TO MAKE ME HORNY AND CHANGE MY MIND (but that nice soap might...lol)
Note to those who are in this hobby to check-out decor and apreciate the art of retro-fit. Or if you are in the Duffrin/401 area and feel the need to take a shower in a nice comfortable setting with fluffy towels: Blue Pearl Spa is for you.
Based on all the reviews of Alana I had to take a shoot...I must admit that I was disapointed when she walked in the room as I had already commited to seeing her (as per the BP process) Not quite my type...I'd say Average Body....I didn't find her very pretty at all...She does have soft smooth skin and a nice rear...

The Massage? Doesn't exist (which is fine by me)...Preformance? uh, well....Excellent....Suprub...I've been back a few times to grab a few more mints if you know what I mean. As always - PM for details.

As for the rest of the staff? I've seen a few of the other girls here over the last year - a waste of time...

Kkarn.

 

[Avondrow]

I don't want to encourage bashing of attendants, but I feel the reports on a bad experiance to be worth 5 reports of a good one.