Richmond massage

[shealynn r]

Hello all, will be visiting Richmond in November for a few days. Appreciate any massage parlors recommendation with most SP selection.

I prefer walk-in as I don't have a fix time to book ahead. Thanks in advance.

 

[Dashing Geek is Bada$$]

Go to Swan Lake.

 

[thinkingtime]

if you feel like being watched/questioned by the RCMP

 

[Gabriel]

Just went to swan lake hoping to have a decent experience. Was really tired, so I wanted a half decent rub on the shoulder/neck area, and maybe some more.

Well went in, paid the .5 fine, and then went to the dumpster, and went to the room.

Man, the place is starting to look decrepid and worn down. They can at least fix the shower door, as mine wouldn't close.

Then comes in a nice cow from China. Oh god, I hope she can massage, as usually the fat ones can, but definitely not a MILFer. Massage is half decent, except I keep on telling her to massage my neck region, and she gives me a half-hearted rub. I keep on massaging my own area trying to give her a hint, but no takers.

Then comes the tease of the balls, and I think HJ, right?

Nope, she goes away and then tells me to stand so she can give me a BBBJ. I don't mind, except that not only can I see her 36DD boobs, I also see her 37inch waist sag. Then she proceeds to show me the stinky hole, and I cringe at the fact that I have to do the deed. Raincoat comes on and an agonizing 5min...I should be paid for this.

Now I know what it feels to f*ck a cow. It sure felt like work...no way I am excited about this. It then ends with oil lube job and end. A very quick clean up job and then told to shower. Meanwhile, my neck is still hurting.

A: 5
L:2
S: 3

Worst thing is that she demanded that I pay $1.2 You gotta be kidding. The fat cow wouldn't take $ and wouldn't ease my shoulder pain. I wanted to complain to the manager, but it was too late in the day and anyways, NO WAY I AM EVERY FCUKING GOING BACK TO SWAN LAKE. It has become a SH*THole, and I CAN thank FAT AMY, cuz I am never going back...IN FACT I will retire from pooning.

 

[Lady Luck]

jbond:

spend some money on a cab and get out of richmond and into vancouver.