So I went - but when they asked me to draw on a chart what parts I wanted massaged, I chickened out, and just asked for the upper back and neck.
I must say that the massage table was damn comfortable, with a kind of mild hump in the middle which I'd never seen before. Very very nice, better than the usual flat table. I would describe the massage as medium pressure, very thorough. Comparable to Nikki2's in many ways.
A few more questions:
Do they all require you to fill out a form beforehand? Do you bother?
I presume you (those of you who have partaken) just ask for an 'everything' massage?
Do you kind of need an excuse to go, or do people just go for the sheer relaxing pleasure of it all?
I was given the name of someone on the phone with a name which I at first assumed to be female, but I became thoroughly alarmed at the sudden thought that it might be a dude. Fortunately it wasn't, but it was still a bit strange given my 'conditioning' at MPA's. She was an utter non-sexual, non-looker. A bit of stale breath too.
Gee, I might mistakenly forget part way through next time and prepare to lift my ass up to allow better teasing of the boys. Better be on my guard.