Role swap

[Harold R]

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He got up, cooked breakfast for his partner, woke the kids, dressed
them in their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
He then went food shopping, drove home, put away the groceries,
cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
By then it was lunchtime so he hurried to make the beds,
do the washing, hoover, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
At 3pm he rushed to the school, picked up the kids, got into
an argument with them on the way home and organised their
homework after making supper. After supper, he cleaned the
kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded the washing, bathed the kids,
and put them to bed.
Finally he set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us
swap back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the
way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
pregnant last night."