Royal Massge in Lasalle

[girlwithquestions]

Has anybody tried this new massage place in Lasalle called Royal. They just started advertising in the Mirror. The phone # is 364-4906 I can't remember but if you have been there can you please place a post.

RAM

*** Phone number corrected. M2 ***

 

[Little Angel]

I have written to very long posts on this place and have been logged out both times. I am tired of typing now so if you want to know more about this place just send me a private message or i will try again latter. Sorry boys but my fingers are tired

RAM

 

[rockylad_75]

We all learn the hard way. Compose your post first in Word, then copy and paste it into eforum.xxx. If you're logged out, just log in again and copy the text into eforum.xxx.

 

[SarahBee]

Royal Massage

So I thought I would take one for the team this weekend. Say this place listed in the Mirror and wondered how it was. I give them a call and yes it is your typical Chinese parlor. It took me 5 minutes to get the address out of the lady that answered the phone. Very bad English. Anyways it’s located on Broadway St. and 6th Ave. in Lasalle. It’s part of a duplex where the bottom is a Depenneur and the top is the Massage Studio. When I got there I must say that the lady that greeted me was very pleasant and somewhat cute but then Chinese girls aren’t my type. Once again this is for you boys.

So took the 45 for 45 (min for $) and she showed me to my room. The Room was nice and clean and instead of a massage bed they have mattresses on the floor. I get undressed and take my position and in comes Jesse my masseuse.

Jesse is about 5’6” with a nice small c chest and a slim but curvaceous body. She wore a cleavage showing t-shirt and some tight jeans. Can’t speak English well and is a little shy.

Anyways I told her I wanted a soft massage and she gives me one of those soft presses which are totally useless on my body and it seemed she did not know what she was doing at all. She was all over the place. The massage on a whole was a bust. I did like the fact that I was laying on the floor so for her to massage you she has to kneel on the ground so it had this sexy Japanese Geisha girl erotic thing going on. After about 25 min she told me to turn over which I did and then she started to massage my front. With 10 min. left she asked me if I wanted anything else massaged….. ummmmmmm yeah….. I so she started with the hj and was very slow about it which was nice I wanted to see some flesh but she refused to remove clothes which is a no-no in the RAM repeat book. Anyways I don’t know what I did but somehow I had her really hot and before I new I had her blouse pulled up myself and was sucking on nipple and my hand was making her come through her jeans. She finished me off 10 min. over our time limit which was nice. I gave $20 and left. When I was in the lobby again I had a chance to chat with the receptionist and she gave her business card and told the place has only been opened for 2 weeks.

The big downside to the experience other the bad massage and the shy masseuse was that one of the girls brings her kid to the place so once in a while you hear this little shit running and screaming down the halls.

Would I repeat…. Maybe once more to see if I get more mileage out of Jesse or two see what other women work there. If the experience is the same then as it was this past weekend then after that no. That’s my story I’m sticking to it …I took one for the team and this is what I think….. Try it out yourself and you be the judge. Later boys

RAM

 

[Dunyah]

There's a time limit. I believe it kicks in if there's no activity after a certain period. When someone is composing a long post, or if they do something else while logged on, they may be logged out by the system if they exceed the limit.

 

[?Ashlyn?]

I wrote my experience last week as all can see. Just wondering if anybody else has visited this place yet and has yet to place a post. I just want to see if it was similar to mine or different. No point wasting $ if the experience will be the same.

RAM

 

[Saramlou]

Hi Ram, yes I was there 2 weeks ago with Jesse ,lousey massage and poor hj.I just wanted to leave.The receptionest was very nice and apologized for the poor massage and said come back and I will give you a real good massage.Not a repeat.

 

[Mrs. Fitz]

Good, at leat I know that I was not the only one. I have had a couple of PMs telling me the same thing. Definatly not a repeat then.

RAM

 

[P V]

Oliver,what happened, didn t you read the last few reviews for jessie ?Or did you just want the experience of getting ripped off like the rest of us. ?

 

[just a thought]

Oliver,

Everything you said made sense, but I don't think Hot Dog was attacking you. Remember, when you lose say little, when you win, say even less.

Rt

 

[prtygirl17]

yo, Oliver, I agree with you on the idea that there are some guys and girls that don t shower regularly and that don t pay special attention to their gentilla.I also agree that looks,will get you more,also your attiude and personality.But sometimes even this doesn t help.Some women are just useless in massaging and in hj s.

 

[Mike G]

Last weekend I went to the weelington street sidewalk sale. I noticed an add which was recruiting young energetic girls. NO EXPERICE NECESSARY. All I had at the time was the phone # and sure enough it was this place.

I doubt seriously that anyone plunking down 50$ would want someone with NO experiece. But if that is what you want well this seems to be the place to go

 

[Nathaniel G]

I visited this place two days ago, didn't ask for LuLu........

how does LULU look like?
May I have more description?
and what so special about her?

 

[Lastnight]

Yes Oliver, I should leave more info and share my experiences

I did visit that place last week and they didn't respect my scheduled appointment......i was asked to wait for another 45 mins to be massaged...........i found this place stick and dirty while i was siiting in their so called reception......
then i left and headed to spa tokyo........

 

[kithic_kithic_kithic]

atta boy Oliver !

 

[this_heart-it_beats]

what u guys mean by "got busted"? u mean police shutted it down or what? and how?
what would happen if i was there when it it got busted.....

 

[keekee1]

Oliver, that was about 3 years ago, no?

The Sante place on the island apparently closed recently, the space being taken over by other renters in the building, from what I heard. They will have a new location open soon, I have also heard.

MATt

 

[waverunner]

$1000+.......???? was it a fine or the cost that she hired a lawyer to settle the case? any criminal charge?

based on u guys experiences, does it happen often?
it sounds scary!

 

[Sexy Dude]

the one in nun's island, wasn't it called "Ocean" something.........?
i was there last year........a russian operated place

 

[Vortex]

Oliver, I do have to mention, for all concerned:

if you are charged with being found in a bawdy house, never plead out, until the owner of the house is FOUND GUILTY! If the owner is found innocent or the charges are dropped, then it is NOT a bawdy house, and therefore you are innocent!

Police and prosecutors will psuh you like mad, and your lawyer will advise you to "make it all go away".... tell you lawyer to go to court and ask for a delay until the other case is processed through the courts, as your charge is dependant on the other case. Until the place is established as being a bawdy house, you cannot be a "found in".

The can charge you, but it won't stick.

The chinese place was Ideal Sante... I think it has moved along to a new location.

MATt