Ruben Studdard vs Clay Aiken.......in an MP session

[JadeMerik]

As you all know, the two front runners on this year's American Idol are Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken. These two personable young men have beautiful voices and great stage presence.

As I was watching American Idol tonight, I was wondering what these two young men would be like in an MP session.

Here's what I came up with.

Clay Aiken

Is it just me or does Clay seem like the type of guy who gets really wild and crazy when he is out partying with his friends? I thought so.

I get the feeling the Clay would be quite the wild child during his massage. He just seems like one of those guys that would just get completely into the session, who would'int mind getting his ******* fingered, tossing some salad and naturally going to town on some bearded clam.

I noticed that Clay often gets extremely turned on while he's performing, by how he makes all these bizarre facial exressions without even noticing. Can you imagine the crazy facial expression and mons Clay would let loose while in the middle of a fierce body slide.

No doubt about it.Clay would be a tough one to tame.

Ruben Studdard

Ruben seems like the kind of guy who would just like to relax and let the MPA do all the work. Due to his girth, I cant see Ruben wanting to hop around the room like a peruvian cheetah, during his session. I could see Ruben just enjoying getting his breats sucked, and returining the favour to his MPA's breasts.

Ruben would also probably like it if his MPA would ride the ocean (that's what its called when the MPA bodyslides a gentleman who is rather obese), although I dont think Ruben would endulge in any beaver.He just seems like too sweet of a guy to go down there.

 

[BJ Freeman]

a$$hole

 

[~vanilla~]

Poolie, Rusty's a sweet guy. No need for insults, especially after such a loving tribute to two very talented performers on a groundbreaking television event.

 

[Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!]

What would Paula Abdul be like as an MPA??

Who most resembles her in the Toronto MP scene??

What mileage would you expect from her?? (I know what I'd get....but YMMV!!).

 

[Bakar]

This explains why Shauna asked for a dramamine!!!

***wish i could sing like rubeun!!!

 

[Smurfetta]

I thought you were refering to when Ruben jumped into the hottub at B&S - Surfs up!

 

[Aaron PQD]

Rusty, Rusty, Rusty.......

I look foward to your posts everyday...

But, I am starting to think you have WAY to much time on your hand

 

[Buster Brown]

Well I used to date a dancer at the Airport Strip years ago by the name of Eva...she had a very strong resemblance to Paula Abdul and holy moly......talk about fun in the sack.