Rude Joke

[Proud Progressive]

I understood the joke and eww I'd hate to experience a BJ like that, not lovely!

:throwup:

 

[Alexletekeyclekes]

When I went to college we did drinks like this,
only you take the baileys into your mouth,
then the shot of lime, mix it all around,
then spit it back into the glass for someone else to drink.
Called a cement mixer.

The joke was er..Okay, rofl.​

 

[atghngsw]

I found it very funny and deserving of some men lol

 

[Aiden Fisher]

Very rude indeed ..... :shock1:​

 

[yvette H]

:shock1: ............... :

 

[Pegasus P]

lmao..fine..my apologies for the lame joke :reallysad

 

[dieadubyihbimseow]

Well it is rude babe but not a joke...lol :dontknow:

 

[frustrator]

A woman's revenge ..

A girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy around, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try.

She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.

Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.

First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.
Then he takes the lime juice.

0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.

0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.

0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach and swallows the gunge.

1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear....




"It's called Blowjob revenge"